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Ijaycool:
Before you take this silly decision in NIGERIA,
First of all ask yourself

1. will my mother in law agree?
2. Will my father in law agree?
3. Will my husband's sisters agree?
4. Will my parents agree?
5. Will my mum's pastor agree?
6. Will Mike my elder brother agree?
7. Will our church youth agree?
8. Will the decorator agree?
9. Will our village youth agree?
10. Will our landlord agree?
11. Will my Facebook group (poshness bae) agree?



In oyibo land, wedding is between two consenting adults.
In Nigeria, wedding is between two families trying to out-do everyother humans.

The couple can't take any decisions.

I remember saying I will like to do my wedding on low cut hair, kaiii my mum and sisters almost disowned me.

Them go dey there dey wait marriage, I will just carry belle . I dey pity them.

Themhi1:
I did not say anything....

Pls what does it mean??

Themhi1:
Lol!!

No oo

Oyindidi:
Lol, no mind me jare. Girls supporting girls

Oyindidi:
When I get my first hit and now no be the same. I know better now.

Most of una na hit and run na im we dey give girls that advice, if you no go put ring take your small balls to pay-as-you-go

victorian:
Lol you no serious .

Come and take my atm nah.

Secondly I don't chat offline with negative peeps. I'm not miss high bp. I reject it .

victorian:
Lol

I'm not having bp up and down. That day it just happened out of the blues when I met him face to face . have not taken bp drugs for like a year or so.. That day was unsual. Or it seems my body repelled towards him . Cos I didn't really like him as a lover . we would be better off as friends .
Don't worry I don't need babalawo or Pastor .. I'm perfectly fine.

victorian:
You say sexy¿??
Sexy is an understatement . it doesnt do justice to how it feels been rich!
Its sexually exhilarating! Its like you can fucvk anybody !!! And be in high clouds ! That's how it feels for me ! I feel complete, feel I'm invincible , feels so at peace !!!!

that's how been rich makes one feel.

Its crazy !

And the one u said a rich woman wouldn't want to get married , its true . Most would rather have kids and thats enough.

At the bolded! So true! I feel that's all the man wants . And I get so bored .
Then I notice if Im not attracted to a guy who's wooing me but he's such a nice guy. I feel guilty and if he persists on dating me , my blood pressure shoots up!

This bp thing happened recently , I felt sorry for the guy and angry at my bp. But my body couldn't help it. At the end , he was worried , I wasn't feeling fine around him and he knew deep down that's why my bp flared up! Mehn he had to race down to a pharmacy shop to buy bp drug for me . That surprise blind date with him , was a disaster, lol

Me sef ! I shock my body and bp could betray me and that's was the end of a new relationship.


So I'm now aware dating or attempting to date a guy that doesn't appeal to me, can virtually kill me , because my bp will fly off the roof!

Lol ,no be only Virgin Pastor

victorian:
Honestly I just weak !

Have resigned myself to just be watching everyone who comes my way and focus[img][/img] more on making money . I get bored easily when its all about sex or chats to initiate sex or lust.

I just give up! Its finished .

victorian:
Na so!


The new school of people these days is so so boring . All they care about and have is sex sex sex! I bet manufacturers of condoms wil be smiling to the banks with billions of naira .

If Oyibo wants to wipe out this country? Wit sex! They will succeed and wipe out majority of Nigerians living in Nigeria . Cause all the average man, rich man. Common man, all of them tinks about is sex .. Sorry but its true .

Only very few men have their brains screwed right .

I just taya! And girls knows , so every where u see women going nude , showing bumbum and boobs .. Knowing fully well , most men are ready to break the banks for a feel of it . Hookups everywhere .


Abeg I love my old fashioned mind . that's what keeps me grounded and sane in this country .

victorian:
I'm a good writer shey?

Or maybe I should go into writing as well Hmmmm


Yea, my name relates to my moniker . . I'm old fashioned at heart and i like it .

victorian:
seriously?

Smiles .. U made me remember of a guy who came to buy my former car . This guy is handsome , tall , dark and looks matured . Immediately I walked close to him , i was like damn! Hes cute ! And so dark! I quickly controlled my looks as i walkd close and we shook hands , while we introduced ourselves . then I started talking fast about the car, he was just staring at me and not even at the car !

so I stopped talking and I said u are not looking at what am showing u about this car! I was already irritated. As I looked at him with a resigned look .

He smiled and said you are very pretty, as he stared on. I was like what?
I shook my head , turned the ignition for him to hear the sound .
I just want to get the sales of my car over and done with!.
He replied : oh forgive me , i shouldnt have said a word. Then he smiled and said I was simply carried away.

He then looked at the car , and said don't worry ,I will buy it . How much is the price again?
I told him. He said OK , do u want bank transfer or cash ?
My heart was racing , and I said in my mind ,Ope o! Mehn I didn't know its so easy selling off a second hand car o! Jeez! I think I should be selling cars! He didn't even argue the price ! Chai! I should have increased it o!

I stuttered and replied I prefer transfer. He said OK, let's go to your office, give me your account details and let's sign wats necessary and be done with it .
I was so happy ! We went to my office , with my heart singing halleluyah!

In the process of him making the transfer , I saw my alert in my phone , I was like yes!!!

I signed undertaking, the car is now his and gave him the documents .
Can u imagine ,as he was about to take the documents , he leaned over and gave me a Kiss! A light feathery kiss on my freaking lips!

I was so shocked! I just could not move, then he withdrew his lips, stood up and smiled saying sorry I couldn't help myself , u are just too beautiful to resist , while he stood up straight .
I felt so embarrassed cos I felt I should av stopped him but I didn't ! My lips betrayed me! Oh my God !

He then took the car documents, receipt and change of ownership letter then walked to the door, turned and asked will I still see you again?

I stuttered , how could u kiss me! With confused eyes! I know I was looking confused, embarrassed , foolish , dumb! Oh Lord ! I can call myself all kind of names and just open the ground and bury myself in it !

And the fucvking cute guy just smiled and gestured with his hand towards his ears : call me , then he walked away.

Finally at the end of this true life story , I couldn't date him beause HES A FUCVKING MARRIED MAN!!!!!!!! arrgggggggg!!!!!!!

Feel like shooting myself!

Sighs story of some of my life experiences .

Before u people say I'm a story teller .. This piece is taken from Memoir Victorian life Series IV.

My life ehn? Na wa !

victorian:
Lol na so



Multicolored ke? Its not o!

I don't even known how to show greenlight sef! May God help me

victorian:
Also op, don't always pick her call .
And when u are in Nigeria , always claim busy and still don't pick her call .let it keep ringing .

Claiming you are busy round the clock , even to pic calls or reply her messages. If she sees u face to face and ask why u aint answering her calls , reply her with a yawn and bored look, that uv been so busy lately and even your gf in your country is even complaining too.
She will quickly get the message and gradually withdraw with time .

It will hurt but it's better , she knows on time than later .

Mehn! thank God I don't shoot shots ! Jeez! I go just die !!!!!

mhizv:
Lol I tire o. Atleast should have asked him first.

mhizv:
So I guess most of y'all above didn't read the story!

It was a complete package.haircut, manicure, pedicure,and facial rinsing !! The 15k isn't just for the haircut alone.


Anyway this is funny 2k for haircut sef is too much I think

cyberhike:
No funds in my account at the moment... so I wanna credit using my brother's card.
Do you think it'll work without issues?
Ty

cyberhike:
Boss 2dice01

Abeg shey I fit use another atm card(not mine) credit my 1xbet account?

Turkeelex:
Tvs or Bajaj?

2dice01:
Manchester City - Chelsea (Shots In The Direction Of The Goal)
Total: 29 Under
1.61

Live game
Help me manage am

LieDetector:
@2dice01. Abeg give me 2-3 odd

LieDetector:
staked.

Thanks bro. Green fall on us

Chiefheywhy:
@Liedetector please detect the judas here the way you detected your girlfriend cheating.