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udysweet:
I would prefer the traditional and court. Those ones are necessary. If I have a way of by passing them sef I would like it but not possible. I don't like crowd Jare, lol

my kind of woman

Lemme call pastor kimbra to wed us sharperly

No time for makeups and co

damn i remember the first time i was toasted(like bread) in ss2

The bae send her bro to call me say she wan see me for chemistry lab...as i get there bae started telling me

How she loves me?

Love ke..abi na lust

She come say the thing my burst my brain

Will you be my boyfriend...come see as cursor comot for my head

I was smilling sheeplessly but my mind wanted to say no...

the girl is probably asking the dude for money

less pass the mic to the person below me
She/he will answer you

PRADEL:
Weldone prof. xxxtedyxxx .. Pls I nid ur help o ...I met a gal . Though I woo her through sms without she knowing me n she accpt few day after she discovered dat it was me. We got intimate (kissing e.t.c but not yet bleep) but after a few week she changed (reply chat n call wit one word e.g yes , ok e.t.c and trying to avoid body contact) plz aw do I continue because dis my first n I got no experience

you cant force someone if you notice a girl is acting strange

Just keep calm and dont push it

Its either she has a bf and she is feeling guilty

Or she is just testing you(she wanna rule your heart emotionally]

chaii..
Your wife go chop cain till she click 100

diss op no even sabi do PR

what of if she is phoneless

watchamacallit:
I don't know about that tho

its obvious bro..

Tynasparks:
really ?

goodnight joor .. Remember to wear your pampers

Tynasparks:
oya take i dash you

hehe are you tryna bribe me..

Sorry am not cheap

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Tynasparks:
hahan ... You're wicked o

No be money you dey find?

Tynasparks:
.... Lol.... Ama try next door

oga seun lives next to bobrisky

Enjoy ma'am

Tynasparks:
I need to start monitoring seun also o

sorry bae he is already taken

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donMIG:
Dope! Tnks Ama try it out

aye boss
Make sure you come gist us how it went tho

donMIG:
I c...but just so u know...we will b hookin up 2day...any advice?

good...try asking her about deep question its makes her feel connected to you when she shares it with you

E.g ask about the scariest day of her life

You can even tell her yours first then ask about her own

Try little touch here and there so she can get use to your touches...

Then ask her about something fun...like what she can cook best.. Tell her to explain how she cook hers..

Tease ...play ...you can clone a nickname for her..


You can tease her that she will look gorgeous if she barb skin ....

You can take her left palm tell her its too strong ..is she a vulcanizer...then smile..

Just enjoy yourself...

no 3 looks sexy as fvck

ayilalaa gang you are sighted boss

Back to your question

Very simple


Change your password

Lastly you are married now can you kindly have one girlfriend which is your wife sir

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no dont forgive her yet

Lemme skype iffa on your behalf

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donMIG:
Ma feeling perhaps
Sumtyms i deem delay as sumtin very dangerous

seems you dont get it..modern women dont want you to woo dem

They have evolved ..forget all those movies you watch

So after you tell her you feelings she will now tell you she wanna think about it or she has a boyfriend...

Dont ever try that

You need to start acting like her boyfriend..
Calls ..chat ...touch..with time she will be use to you..

Just start from the first page then read..

Goodluck mate

donMIG:
Now i got d digits...but i have kept it lyt aldou
Few cals,lite chats
We been hangout early dis week wit friends too
Getin to know my friends too n my friends getin to know her friends n one is even goin for d kill...he got his eyes on one n dey seem to b movin along
Now i just wana know whats next
How long is too long n how long is too soon
I feel after our next sitin i wld have to tell her watsup

what do you mean by the bolded sir

peterpen:
If she ain't on whatsapp, u roll wit text right?

yes you can text her

If she calls back or flash you dont pick ...then wait like an hour or so..send another text that you are busy...rem you are talking to your friend 'John'

She might text you diss isnt john...

Laugh and smile and say something like diss "john you dey mad o...so you wan scam me abi..when am less busy i go call you joor"

She will be waiting for your call then you can call her later...

what of broke girls?

peterpen:
Hello Harddon, What's ur take on collecting a girl's digits from a friend's phone, like seeing a picture of a girl on a friend's phone and being interested....When you collect the number, how do u eventually go about it with out appearing needy or clingy........

Cc. Ustec, Lordzero, Liljboy, barneystinson

bro its simple tho

After collecting the number you send her a text message like diss

John you dey kolo oo why you go dey change number anyhow huh..your sis just gave me diss your ugly number...ama holla you later

you can send it through whatsapp if she is active there...she will reply by defending herself from there you and bae becomes friendship in funke voice

Jodha:
Lol how did yhu know that I was adviced to drink garri everyday in other to get fatter

so you wanna get fatter with diss your size

Make sure you add a pinch of cement

Jodha:
Nowadays I'm just too lazy...

Someone please summarize for me

when you keep on drinking garri everyday how you no go lazy ..huh

chaii that guy has your mumu remote control with a fully charged battery

Sharrout to da nigga..