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Enter the fat Dragon (2020)
Action Comedy
Rating : 7.2/10


You love Jackie Chan and Donnie yen movies ?
But you wanna see Jackie Chan in Donnie yen's body or
Vice Versa crazy right
Then this is for you

Lamanii22:
funny AF

AF ..MF and their likes

Is You pastor following you on nairaland?

bolagabriella:
This is crazily funny.
I choose not to download the movie with my mb because i don't want to contact the confusion the movie seems to be spreading to people on this forum that have watched it.
I notice people saying here with confidence that they will review the movie, then they come back here with an expression in their review that i wish i could see on their faces...
Maybe those who are about to watch the movie should just take a pics of their facial expression immediately after watching the movie...i believe that will be the best means of review

Well I did
Oya on your xender lemme send it from my device

The movie needs your full attention
Even that won't Guarantee you understanding it fully

The Tenet

Am still watching

Me : After watching the trailer
I will understand the film

Me : After watching the movie
i will understand the trailer

Copied

Beckysexy:
Money

You want to chop money like ofe nsala

Be ready for piping galore
Rem he is plumber

Beckysexy:
Lol

He can be one of your "baby's"

Beckysexy:
Asap Rocky my baby you broke my heart

Na so you use sledge hammer break Segun the Plumber heart

Infolenka:
WTF

Give a try with a plain mind
Make sure the accomplices are there
(Ice sugar and milk)

Cornflakes with Suya/Asun
Is the best dinner combo

Everything is fun and sweet
Until Chief Priest Put Calabash on your Head

Evolutionlove:
Omo Ake, I see what you did there lol.......

Bros what did i do Joor

Was only helping the guy
As a good citizen

Nychillax:
BabA I deeply regret it, I can never do that again in my life infact the highest money I can give a lady for now na 2k , I prefer to use 10k carry olosho and Bleep the hell out of her and give me cool Mouth Gig than give it to one useless GF...

it is good you learn you lesson the hard way

Now you are wise

Nychillax:
It might end up in premium tears, I did it in the past bro, hmmmmmm....

You did it ?
how was yours

alexistaiwo:
How do you make sense of characters who are moving backwards in time interacting simultaneously with characters who are moving forward in time then add the fact that both set of characters all time traveled together in the first place to that exact point where some are going forward and the others are going backwards

I need to smoke some weed before seeing the movie today

Already confused without seeing it yet

Firstandonly:
my girlfriend is very good in sawing and she have always wanted to have a shop of her own where she can expand. she is still in school and support her studies from the little sawing she does at home, the truth is she's very hard-working.
should i take a risk and open a shop for her. I work and i earn 40k a month i can easily save up to 60k from now till January but am scared, I don't want to take a risk i will later regret in life. pls have any body face this kind of situation before or heard of it and how was the outcome

Invest in her massively bruh
Trust me her love for you will skyrocket

Don't mind all these booless guys telling you otherwise

alexistaiwo:
You must be a physics PhD degree holder to adequately review that shiit

I know his movies are crazy
E no mean say make una Just dey fear

Among those that download and watch
nobody to review the tenet
Are you guys scared or what?

Well am downloading it already
9jarócks has the lowest MB with Good Quality
The owner must be an Ijebu man

Moferere:
Bring your sister for testing.

Prepare an ambulance at the gate

You know what they say about empty vessel bro

Moferere:
Veterans don't talk about sex publicly, they act it in the room.

Oshey Veteran of life

Moferere:
This rubbish on Sunday morning.

Na wa for you o.

ASUU should do quick and call off the strike

You think everyone is a fresher like you

Pierocash:
I was in that situation some years back,she told me she wanted to move on. I initially tried convincing her because it wasn't easy losing a relationship of 3yrs then,but when she was insistent, I told her goodbye.

But one thing is Certain, someone who truly loves you loves you, after a week or so,she called and said just wanted to say hello to me. I told her thanks. This happened few weeks before her POP ,she was serving in ministry of health Uyo then .

When she passed out,she said she wanted to see me again and I allowed her,she set her eyes on me and started crying,hugged,and kissed me, and apologised.

Today, our relationship is stronger than ever and things are good with me now .

Let your friend let her go, let him face his hustle and build himself up, not too long he will forget the pain, or she will come back.

This life, dem no dey force am,wetin go be,go be

So he should wait onto the lord fa
Bros e belike
Politician or G- Boys never collect ya boo before

Truvel:
U Wey Normal, Are U Take Know Say Him Won Just Start Him Life? I Don't See Him As A Kid As U See Him.

Your advise is Bullshít

So you think marrying her while you are in school
Will automatically cure any Konji she feel when you are not around

Truvel:
Op, I Want To Advise U As A Good Bad Guy Now. If U Take My Advice D Better 4 U. Do U Really Love Her & Want To Marry Her. Disvirgin Her B4 Going To School, If U Don't, Anoda Guy Dat Doesn't Love Her Or Dat May Not Love Her Will Disvirgin Her B4 U Return 4rm Sch & It Will Hurt U Very Bad. After Disvirgining Her, Get Her Pregnant & Do D Little U Can Do 4 Her B4 Going To Sch. After Ur Sch , U Can Do D Remaining Things. Note: I'm Advising D Way I Would Advise My Own Blood Brother. Getting A Virgin As A Wife Is Hard. Don't Misuse Dis Opportunity U Av. U Can Thank Me Later.

Person wey just wan start him life

Is you normal sir
Do you know his total networth?

Una go just dey update poverty for the country like iPhone

Change is Constant

nani667:
7 / 10


Nice action flick... Action packed from start to finish... Quite a bit of plot Armor, but overall decent stuff

The 4th pics i was thinking she might survive and work with the Protagonist

All die na die
We mooove

StPete:
Ordinary 437mb
That means your liver would fail you if you go near a 4k movie which averages at a minimum of 8GB

Bros i will jejely wait till the cheap version come out
Even if its takes 10yrs
my endurance level no be here
Me that don't watch a single episode of series
I wait till they premiere the ²nd and ³rd one
Then i download them at once