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Khaliyah:
Akwa Ibom State University staffs has been on strike for about 5 weeks now because of same issues

Any news already?? Am tired mehn

please add me to the group 09043155300

Op please tell your parents immediately
I was withdrawn from the University of Benin due to poor academic performance not because I was too dull but because I choosed to be lazy
I couldn't tell my parents but mum felt something was wrong and addressed me with love and beckoned on me to tell her the truth.
I finally told her the truth and immediately I saw pains in the eye of my mum. She cried like a baby and I was broken.
God made a way immediately and I had to write jamb the following year and right now am in my about getting to my finals with a cgpa of 4.0/5. Just tell them now before it's too late please.

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

One million likes for this shii.. this broke me into uncontrollable laughter

oludanobi:
I try to avoid telling people what to do, I'd rather tell you what I'll do or what I did.

Key questions for me when it came to career choices is

1. What is the most important thing right now ? Money, fulfillment, impact. It will be nice to get find something that has all of these but it is easier to focus on 1. Mine was money at the time so I would visit the different job sites and just filter based on money. Site examples below -

Jobserve.com - Global
Indeed.com - Global
Jobsite.co.uk - UK
Monster.com - US
Dice.com - US

2. What skills, knowledge and experience do I have that I can leverage on - This means your dont have to start from scratch unless it is absolutely necessary.

3. What skills/job are in the highest demand - You can just google this for your particular country of interest ,there are many articles online about this written yearly. Different countries also have an occupation shortage list where people with those skills can apply for visas.

Right now I know there is a demand for Nurses, Doctors, Data Scientists, Data Analysts, Programmers, Teachers, Cyber Security Engineers, this however is limited to my area of interest.

I think it is a smart move to learn skills from Nigeria if you can, on one of my trips to Nigeria I enrolled in a PHP programming course, really good value for money and I was the only student so the guy had my time. I also tried to learn to paint cars.

Hope this helps.

Thanks alot sir

oludanobi I must really commend your write up
Following you closely.
Just can't wait to position myself immediately after my degree program here in Nigeria to leave to one of the western block.

Please I need answers here to know which skill is selling out there.
Have got less than a year and few months to finish my degree program and am desperately in need of a skill I could learn here in Nigeria to help me position myself out there.

Am an educationist in the making.

please why has the OP not commented since
Hope he is safe where ever he is?

Please can I with my B.ed in education biology change field and pick a course that's related to oil and gas for an msc?? Will ptdf allow that?? Please I need a quick response

God bless you, don't mind them

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Ride on boss

When will the shortlisting end Checked my mail and haven't seen anything

Princewillalex:
Please did you all upload your transcript showing ur CGPA?
I didn't upload mine because it wasn't available at the time of registration.

I uploaded my cgpa because last year I did not write the exams cos my cgpa wasn't available at the time of registration

Emmaxy9:
Not yet. When it happens you'll eventually know.

Okay.. cos am expecting same text too

As anyone received a text message or email of being short listed for the exams from total??

Has any one been invited yet?

Queenara:
Hi everyone.

Please when do you guys think 2018/2019 award list will be released?

@Ortarico

Hello Queen.. Did u write the last exams that was conducted by total?

Ask and it shall be given freely SAY NO TO RAPE. TAHILLA REPUBLIC. representing main campus

kennyjam:
both to some but some like me, email only

Did u upload ur Cgpa?

frankizzy:
I was also shortlisted

was it through text or email and when is the date for the exams?

OlaSammie:
I was shortlisted to write the NNPC/TOTAL Scholarship Scheme exam and I have no idea the type of questions that would be asked.

I'll appreciate useful information from Nairalanders who have once written the exam.

Mods please move to front page. It will help other nairalanders preparing for the same exam. Thanks.

how were you shortlisted?? Was it through a text message or email and when is the date for the exams?

who has gotten any call or email from the team? Or when are we expected to be shortlisted for the exams?

HumbleBoy21:
didn't as well

hopefully will get shortlisted before next week is over

HumbleBoy21:
thanks, keeping the hope alive.. did you receive an SMS.

No I didn't cos ma line has been off for a while now.. just switched on ma line now. how about you?

HumbleBoy21:
Please are they still shortlisting ?
cc 2law

Hopefully this week.. We expecting them to send us a mail this week cos the exams should be on 1st following their tradition

Good evening everyone. I had a dream some nights ago and in this dream i saw a pyramid up in the sky forming itself like a cloud forming a pyramid and immediately buildings started collapsing like sky scrappers and tall buildings people started screaming and running and i screamed too cos no matter were u are the buildings would fall on u and i woke up and was panting too and had serious headache i checked the time an it was jst 10pm told my family and mum an sis said its malaria. Pls some help with the meaning CharleyG

Twizzy30:
lol you can relate as well. btw i wanted to chat u on WhatsApp concerning total scholarship pq, but it seems you don't use WhatsApp

lol yes boss. But will be bk on whatsapp by new year. Hope u jacking softly? U on fb?

Twizzy30:
I will be honest with you, i don't want them to call if off anytime soon cos i need to hustle for my tuition fee and hostel fee.

lol no be lie oo. Correct gee

Akorede18:
.Bro is there a whatsapp group kinldly add 09037160129

No whatsapp group for now.. We should have one immediately after the exams or anyone can create one. If any so desires