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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by doggedfighter(f): 8:06pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
I can picture you dancing naked with your John Thomas dangling grin grin. What a girl !!!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by tunary(m): 8:06pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
Lolz. and you didn't say how it all ended
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:06pm On May 08, 2020
Stacyomolola:

Very weird
All wEiRDeD uP wink
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Greystone: 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
Dominatrix:


The devil is a lie tongue

A big liar sef grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
ArticleBeast:

Babe wey say if she and her ex have sex, them go ask for forgiveness naked.... She say it turns her on. That angels mate with her. Na konji push me enter then
hmmmnnnnn I kinda like that. Willing to tRyy
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by afribabe: 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.
Reallyare you still together??

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by 2law(m): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.
One million likes for this shii.. this broke me into uncontrollable laughter

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by akee01(m): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
Na men like u dey make all those kids do anyhow to us


Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Faithful4real(m): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
Administration1:
When the Babcock video surfaced, I was watching it in Church after equipment testing for broadcast of Shiloh, when this young girl caught me watching it even though I reduced screen brightness, she just stared at me laughingly.
On our way home, she openly told all the people I used to drop that she's going to her Aunty's house along my street.

Dude, this girl made me Bleep her in my car as I was cumming, she pulled out my dick and sucked the whole cum. guys you should get a girl to try it out. The feeling is outta this world


You be scam and you are a winners member, papa must hear of this.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by messenger4891: 8:09pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

sincerely speaking i once had a girl like that......once she is atop,she will ask me to grip her neck very tight and it will be like i was holding a rock ,the veins and arteries will protrude and very strong and her scream is deep like a woman given birth.she will climax severally......do you know the funniest thing... if i mistakenly touch that her neck when sex is not involved she will scream that it is paining her....this is someone i choke during sex oh.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by PrimadonnaO(f): 8:09pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Lmao! I wish I could screengrab and post this on my Whatsapp status, but my pastors will give me a call! cheesy grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Greystone: 8:09pm On May 08, 2020
urchcoded:
I believe you a hundred percent. Back in the days of 2go a girl I met in aba room agreed for hook-up I went to her house and her brother told me he knew what I came for. He told me boldly that if I wanted to have his sister I should Bleep him first. Aaaaaah I just started going the girl came to the gate and told me so I don't love her I said I did, then she said why don't I just do it with her brother so I can have her. ladies and gentlemen, things Dy happen for this life

WTFvck

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by EricSmallz(m): 8:09pm On May 08, 2020
During my NYSC 2019, I hooked up with this very big babe (I like em big) at AKS (if you know you know), she met me at a bar, she was not impressed at first sight. She was saying I am too young for her and all that. I was scared too sha. I just gathered courage and convince her that I wasn't really as young as I appeared to be, she agreed to come around to see me at night.
Night came, we went straight to the point, During the action, babe started squirting uncontrollably. (That was the second time I had seen that shit in real life, first was my very first sex) Aunty said I should suck her while she was squirting, and I was at the middle of something I was enjoying, I kept telling her to wait first, that was how I banged till I came, all my bed was soaked Walahi. I stood up, I was panting, aunty said I should come and continue. I was like she should wait, she picked my d.ck, sucked it hard ASAP, and I continued, she was yelling and moaning, but I was losing my breath, I couldn't come the second time. I had to swallow my pride and stand up. If I read about men dying during sex romp, I can so relate. I almost gave up that day. I have never taken s.ex enhancing drugs in my life, But I almost died. My throat was all dried and my eyes were turning. She fell in love after that day sha.
Same lady sucked my dick in a bar when the gen went off, I was like WTF! In AKS, anything can happen �

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Dreyton36: 8:10pm On May 08, 2020
marwanafrica:


Na Arab babe?
nooo
Naija
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Jonasbadoo(m): 8:10pm On May 08, 2020
Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...
WTF grin
Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...
WTF

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by bluefilm: 8:10pm On May 08, 2020
Wow!

People can lie for Africa o!

Never knew I would come across so many lies in just one thread.

But all the same, keep the lies coming.

'Cause I'm still enjoyin' it all.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Dreyton36: 8:10pm On May 08, 2020
ITDarrell:

The Oppressed HOUSEBOY make me laugh eeeh!!!
lol grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by target100: 8:10pm On May 08, 2020
Ujani cici
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by paul100(m): 8:11pm On May 08, 2020
Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls
Fifty Shadesgrin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Goalnaldo(m): 8:11pm On May 08, 2020
Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.
on today's episode of....

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ArticleBeast: 8:12pm On May 08, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
hmmmnnnnn I kinda like that. Willing to tRyy
Guess u love adventure.... U can try sleeping nude outdoor for a start grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Olayetan(m): 8:12pm On May 08, 2020
Nelsonnwagbo:
Mine was this gal that whenever i came visiting her
She would ask me to squeeze her boobs only


Imagine

She cum talk say she wan make her breast big

cheesy cheesy

That boobs go dey prostrate flat by now..

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by okoroemeka(m): 8:13pm On May 08, 2020
Starberg:


99% true...
if you haven't experienced it, you won't believe.

These days partners tend to explore crazy things.
women has so much diverse sexual urges and fetish's that most men cannot believe most stories about women but for me I have seen so much that I cannot even doubt what I am reading on this thread and by far the craziest I have seen a girl is my ex that simply loves been fvcked while you are driving, I managed the relationship then because I drive a 404 Peugeot pickup with bench seat those dayst and I can manage to drive with my left leg while she rides the dick,I cannot even try to recall the number of suspension, bushings,bow joints and tie rods destroyed by that girl while entering different gutters and ditchs,the relationship finally ended when I bought a Honda babyboy .

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by odogwunaija(m): 8:14pm On May 08, 2020
Once bleeped a chubby girl I met at the club, as we were doing it doggy, I was perceiving this pungent smell but I was determined to cum. When the smell became unbearable, I had to pull out only to see better shit full my penile cap(thank God I used protection).

I 1st asked her, "did I enter u thru the anus(anal sex)? She said No.
Then what's the meaning of this? By then my dick don humble. Na so she begin explain how she's been taking this drug for weight reduction that's been making her poo frequently. I just shake my head, enter bathroom go wash away her sin.
If I hear say I no block am

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Muzikluva(m): 8:14pm On May 08, 2020
Nelsonnwagbo:
Mine was this gal that whenever i came visiting her
She would ask me to squeeze her boobs only


Imagine

She cum talk say she wan make her breast big

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by GalaticHorde: 8:14pm On May 08, 2020
Mine is not crazy, had this sexy bisexual ex and during one of our romps she asked to invite her girlfriend over, I refused though I really wanted to just to have her thinking I was proving my love and loyalty to her then I travelled for a month, for the first two weeks she would call me every single day and night complaining about cold and how being h0rny is driving her crazy, after two weeks she stopped complaining, I came back at the end of the month and I immediately knew something was wrong, this was a girl who's pv$$y gets creamy and can barely stand on her two feet at sight of me maintaining her sanity, I confronted her and she told me she had been having sex with her girlfriend in my absence and started crying and begging me, I said I want to meet this girlfriend and she mistook my intentions that I wanted to get violent with her girlfriend, that's how I missed my first 3sum! I loved her after my fashion but I had to let her go, damn girl was a textbook nympho! But she fu©ked my brains out that night as compensation

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MakaveliTheDon(m): 8:14pm On May 08, 2020
This one na sango ooo
You gats appease the pussy grin grin
bennyzer:

Like seriously?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by uchman46(m): 8:14pm On May 08, 2020
Mehn I had this crazy but fun loving Bleep mate years back, there's nothing we've not done as regards sex but what amazed me when when she decided to such and finger my asshole, damn that thing was something else but I kinda enjoyed it though most especially the sucking asshole part

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by stanisbaratheon: 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin


That is sadomasochism grin

You dated a sadomasochist. More like 50 shades of grey $hit grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

She would have blackmailed you with that... No small pikin again o.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
Liliantalks:
not exciting to me at all , I can’t trust no nigga like that , blindfolded!! Nope , that woman was paid , I ain’t . I ain’t interested in such not one bit
you Sef. You are too BuSh. nO offence

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Olayetan(m): 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
Alhajiclem:
One asked me to pour red oil inside here before sex.i just ran away out of her room into the kitchen and just wept for her life.never saw her again till I left gombe.

Omg

Some girls can be so weird

Nah so one pour red oil on her ass to twerk for one Instagram celeb...

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