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Unlucky Chelsea

My blood pressure on the rise

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Billyonaire: @OP, I am a problem solver. Simply go to a dental clinic and schedule and appointment for 2 persons for teeth-bleaching and mouthwash. Then tell your lady that you have an appointment with the dentist, that it is necessary that she comes and be by your side while your teeth is bleached due to redwine you have been drinking, believe me, ladies love awoof, she will fall for it and say she must bleach hers too. Gbam! You got her. At the clinic, inform the dentist in confidence to conduct thorough mouthwash on her and also give her the prepaid brochure on the maintenance of the tooth and brushing methodologies. Thank me later.

This is probably the most realistic approach i can comfortably take, hopefully i don't come across such a situation again
The only problem i have here is that, I'd be the one footing her dental bill. Who knows maybe it wouldn't have been a problem if she was my girlfriend, but in this case it's just a date

Thanks papaejima1, sanb and everyone else for their suggestions.
To the ones who suggested telling her straight, no thanks. I could easily have done that without consulting NL but i know how that could be damaging to her morale or anyone's

To the jokers including Royal Charm ( ), thanks for the laugh

Tgirl4real: I thot u guys get along fine, no?

We are like oil and water, she's a bucketful

It's been a while o, how've you been?

ItsModella: Olu Maintain sang I catch cold? wow!!

Yes now, now i feel old lol

The first one is Olu Maintain and another guy -- I catch cold

Second- Danfo driver, i don't know their names

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/143800730/naijavid1.png

Another

CFCfan: LMAOOO Naija people and over-elaboration.
It's just milk o

You don't know who those guys are?
[quote author=huni_naija]The boys that did the skit to soulja boyz song? Yoouuuuuuuuu!!! [/quote]LOL noo!

I guess i know artists no one here knows in naija music then (like idk scarz )

ItsModella: who are they? they look familiar..

efrebor efrebor, you go wound o? are they the ones that sang the song.

[quote author=huni_naija]Wetin be this? [/quote]Nope
Guess

Who can guess the artists and song title?

Tgirl4real: Hehehe

Let am catch u so'gbo?

Say hi to her anyways.

How That girl is craay ibeg

She's online i'm sure

Tgirl4real: Why na? Was she banned?

Nah, she has multiple personality disorder

CFCfan: How?
I guess the hunger that strikes in the afternoon might cause someone to eat too much, both in the afternoon and night.

Yeah that and also something our body releases some hormones (don't remember what it's called) when we don't eat and that makes us crave fatty and sweet things i think

ItsModella: not for me...

Obviously you're unusual

Yours is probably genetics right?

ItsModella: Sometimes, I remember to take cereal or hot cocoa...or if my tummy can't handle it and I'm on my way to class, I grab a cup of greek yogurt..

but eating a full blown meal in the morning, can't remember when last I did that.

Skipping breakfast can cause weight gain o

ItsModella: Sarz is a beat maker, one of the best producers in Naija, IMO though.

Oh ok gotcha

Idowuogbo: First of all! Introduction...

Na me wey sing Eni Duro and Omo to Shan
In other news
I’m in love with My boo,
and I no dey place another one above
Gbagbe oshi, shey mo jo omo Ghana?
Oni mo dabi eni ti o ti fa gbana
Shey mo jo KK Fosu?
Mofo, gbagbe, abi o sun?

Go down low!!!!

Go down lo
Do you sing?

Idowuogbo: Wtf? Beat of Life!!!!! By sarz ft wizzy! B@nging!!!!!

i no know now

adaobi123: sarz ft wizkid

Thanks, i don't even know who Sarz is

Idowuogbo: Ye Gbe! Leave it yeah!

Baby i get plenty money, i will buy you all you wanting...
Baby follow me go see mommy, girl you’re all i want and more
I’m feeling your sexy body, girl you body’s so hypnotic
Baby i no go lie at all, i’m not a perfect gentleman....

Samba! Ko ma roll..

What song is this?

https://www.nairaland.com/1220343/how-tell-someone-date-bad

fp please, i need some thoughts and opinions on it

I once went on a couple of dates with a girl and i called it quit the third time. The smell was so bad that i couldn't get to that romantic level of kissing on all the dates. It was like she takes dump from her mouth

On the flip side, she was a good girl (so i heard) and one of the prettiest I've ever dated but call me shallow or whatever, I couldn't stand being around her even within a 5ft radius.

She was so confident in herself and i didn't wanna ruin her confidence, I just couldn't find ways to tell her.

What are ways to let someone know they have a mouth/body odor without offending them or hurting their feelings?

Tgirl4real: Ileke-Idi, where have u been?

Yoruba_omoge

nellaluv: Is that so 'Mr look me at me my back is soo hot i can't show u my face u might get burnt'

I make bance feel like a superstar and you don't wanna see it

ItsModella: I can't watch what I write on my exams and come to NL and still watch what I write, I'm gonna comment as my spirit leads me to, if they don't like my comment, they should skip it and move to the next person's own...shior!!

My thoughts exactly. The Nigerian government ain't real and now some want us to tell the lies through one of the few avenues one can air honest opinion safely?

Why would i come on NL and be what i ain't just for the media coverage? It's all bullocks. If anything, we need to continue keeping it real, it's the reason why NL is getting the attention. Keeping it real, no faking

nellaluv: Three pages and nothing to show. You nl guys make me sick

Mr Nairaland has all the pictures

Tashamania: You guys sure got a lotta ATP for this..

But if I have to nominate, should be 2legit2qwt but I aint nominating.. coz we got Mr. NAIRALAND already.

Penis sucker: I nominate these guys:
2legit2qwt and CFCfan. I think both guys are cute and sexy.

adaobi123: no front view

CFCfan my hommie it is

ItsModella: Maryland is another Lagos, it's not even funny. It's even starting to sound like Peckham to me...very Mushin like.

I remember once i was out there and I went to the store. I couldn't count how many native Nigerian languages i heard from Igbo, Yoruba Hausa etc. There's a barbershop out there that people hang out, that reminds me so much of a typical Lagos life

[quote author=huni_naija]Are you based in Houston?[/quote]Nah, i just visit a lot. I can't stand having too many Nigerians around me, i'm allergic to it

ItsModella: Peckham not as bad as Houston or Maryland? say what?...ok, I might say it's on the same level as Maryland but saying it's not as bad as Houston, that's pushing it too far na...2legit, do you agree?

Hell yeah! I didn't even see the comment. If anything, they're both more lagos than lagos itself . 1 out of every 3 black person is a Nigerian, it's like you're in Lagos

In fact, Maryland is the same

[quote author=huni_naija]In London, where abouts do you reside? Mushin?? [/quote]Mushing Surulere is probably better than Peckham

I'm thinking of stopping by london market this summer, i might pay you a visit