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[quote author=huni_naija][/quote]bath water


[quote author=mondi_cheeks]hehehe this is beyond stunning... U shud add a wig to it[/quote]Heck nah, dragqueenthings

ItsModella: Those are not Nigerians na, they're from Swaziland, I believe

All the same to me

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]...a bit of advice to my babalawo...a pink beaded necklace would bring out the color of ur eyes[/quote]Pink?? I don't go well in pink, i look like this
[img]http://4.bp..com/-ZvDcGhtHyNA/T1rUr-dUJBI/AAAAAAAAH9w/rCbCufqVe0E/s400/gay_man469x625.png[/img]

[quote author=huni_naija]Boy i wee drink your bath waterrr!!

oya commot that pic for your DP OO[/quote]issokay, i can mail it to you

ItsModella: no o, I am a child of God and my body is the temple of the Lord...lol

Respect your tradition o modella, remember you can be this
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/05/article-2198534-14D09CD1000005DC-489_634x518.jpg

manny4life: Not good.

You will bring the following so we can appease the gods

1 bottle of dry gin,

3 black alligator pepper,

One eyed pregnant goat,

One legged female chicken,

One white and two black cloths,

Three black, Two Yellow, and One Red Cowrie(s),

Three 10,000 bundles wrapped in dried palms fronds.

You MUST bring ALL of these over the next market day so we can make sacrifices...

LOL
You don mad

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I can't pay u I jus paid my tithe and I gave the rest to charity...how abt we jus call it pro bono work[/quote]Go and sin no more my child **i'm loling right now to that**

ItsModella: errm, who be dis one? you know how many people dey line dey wait for 2legit to say yes? just park well abeg

Tell them o. Meanwhile, when are you going to start following your advocacies of the african tradition of wearing nothing?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] are u sure u are a babalawo... [/quote]Yes now
[quote author=huni_naija]if that's you in your DP. your juju is working oo [/quote]Yes now, my juju works everyday

When am i getting the 3 chicken heads, 5 tubers of yam and the mid section of a day old cobra?

And yeas, i be babalawo

[quote author=huni_naija]Typical! blaming me for your shortcomings!! is that you in your DP?? [/quote]na me na me na you cause am

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so u r a babalawo [/quote]The ants signifies petty issues that you must have been neglecting but it could be hugely destructive (ants are destructive species)

Could also mean the witches from your village (mother's side) are after you

Solution- 3 days fasting plus you need to start paying your tithes to the church you attend if you don't

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I was being chased my millions of ants screaming 'u will tuffer tuffer' [/quote]you meant suffer right?
Ok wait, let me consult the oracles

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I had a dream and I need help[/quote]Tell me about it (pm if you prefer that) I might be able to help

[quote author=huni_naija]why are you being misquoted today? lool [/quote]I don't know o lol You started it though

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Is there someone who can interpret dreams here?[/quote]Google? My mom

ItsModella: LMAO!!! so much for the "we are Africans and we have a culture to respect"..

what culture? like these folks are not Africans...mschew!!

In ancient African culture, people went about unclothed, bare assed, stark näked...so I don't know where all that "we are African" yarn is coming from.

Mind taking the lead? Ill follow from behind literally

adaobi123:

[quote author=huni_naija]Why don't you like your papa? Ok stuntin like me mama *King B's Voice* [/quote]

2legit2qwt: I love my papa I meant Kanye West

How you they now, still down for taking me out in London?

Going by the above, i should be an orphan but thank Jesus i'm not

adaobi123: you no have mama ?

I do have one now. Why are you girls misquoting me self? you be learner

[quote author=huni_naija]Why don't you like your papa? Ok stuntin like me mama *King B's Voice* [/quote]I love my papa I meant Kanye West

How you they now, still down for taking me out in London?

[quote author=huni_naija]I don't know about your dad! but i'm stuntin' like me mama! King!! *kanye's voice*[/quote] I don't like him one bit again, better change that voice to the h0rny huni that you are

My Dad must have been a queen then

Happy Mother's day

adaobi123: its life
how was mothering sunday for everybody ?

I be mother?

Why is Friday so close to Monday but Monday is so far away from Friday?

And to tag along wit you, anyone who makes a celebrity his/her role model needs to re-examine a lot of things about his/herself.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Don't lead an "immoral" life and then preach morality. The same way men brag of sleeping with numerous women and dreaming of a virgin wife in the romance section is how people oogle over perky, sexy westerners and then preach morals here.

I used to blame celebrities for not being better role models, until I had a discussion with one from Congo. Then, I learned that I needed to start keeping quiet. He said that a lot of celebrities didn't go into their industries to be role models. A lot of them are people doing what they love and are criticized for every choice they make. If I become famous, I certainly don't want anyone copying me as I'm not perfect. It's a shame that Genny is alongside Karen Igho, a former stripper who enjoys being naked. I'm sure Genevieve's intent wasn't to get people talking the wrong way. She probably saw an outfit she adored and wore it. The problem is that she's a Nigerian from Nigeria, the land of hypocrisy.[/size]

Ogugua, i'm with you and I approve this message 100%

[quote author=tpia@]we dont know what they know.






it depends.[/quote]I don't care what they know that we don't know, don't start with any conspiracy stuff please. My question is, how is a revealing dress a security concern in an award show?

One thing about the dressing is that one can see that Genevieve hasn't resorted to bo0bies job despite being small in that department

[quote author=tpia@]it was the grammys, and i assume they had strong [possibly security related] reasons for doing so.


most people hadnt realized this issue of half n.aked dressing was more serious than it appears to be.

by the time the weather gets warmer, looks like its going to be all out warfare from the females, via breast exposure.

in any case, clearly nigeria is the dumping ground for western stuff.[/quote]How can there be possible security issues with under dressing? I'd imagine wearing excessive and less revealing clothing pose more threats

free2ryhme: Guy You no try at all. You should have kissed the breath away

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Flip flops and plastic b0obies will get you the attention though and they have it

pezzyM: U cld jst say ur breathe smells, am sure u brush well, its prob a mouth ulcer.. I av a friend whose mouth smells like crazy, like evry single day, I can't eva tell her,she wld bcom an instant enemy n I rily like her.its a rily hard thing 2 do..

Ok so you can't tell your friend straight to her face but you think i can tell a girl i'm trying to get with? smh

Those eyes oh my

My childhood crush is gorgeous as ever

Not being perverted or anything like that but i can see her nips in the last picture

The second half was the best i've seen Chelsea played all season, wow! What a game

Hazard and Mikel MOM