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SniperInADiaper: Nothing oo

can i see the 3rd picture please

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Me too.



I know nothing [/quote]#conspiracythings

What's going on sniper? yoruba girl?

SniperInADiaper: Yeah (its pics he has posted before so Im safe)... the other one was posted by 2legit but he left the thread!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Why did you remove that "this is my third" picture?

Is that 2Legit2qwt? Lawd have mercy.

Dude looks like an angry pitbull [/quote]Did i missed something

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Can't post Sniper's picture without her permission.

Let's see a picture of your man. I'm sure that Truckpusher wouldn't mind. (jk o, trucky, no vex)[/quote]What's a truckpusher?

SniperInADiaper: My second boyfriend...

*singing TQ's I get around*

You sure get around ashewo

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]@Sniper

That's not my picture, babes.

[/quote]Lets see a picture of your woman

Who gon post my pishure?

LoveAmaka88: So I'm having difficulty walking down the street, going to church, going to school, hanging out with my female friends. . . basically if my boyfriend isn't holding my hand then some is trying to approach me. This is fine. It's okay to approach someone you find appealing. The problem: Why doesn't "I'm in a relationship" mean anything to people anymore? Am I speaking French? I literally get to the point where I'm either yelling at the person or telling fanciful lies at walking away quickly.

Ladies, how do you handle this situation?

Guys, what do I need to say to end the unwanted encounter? Why do you persist? When do you give up?

Problem 2: The friend of a friend who you know you'll run into at every social event who won't take no. Should I get my friend to intercede and stop the behavior? Should I stop spending time with my friends if I think he'll be around?

Ask them where you can get cheap antiretroviral drugs for HIV other than getting from your current pharmacist, they won't look back

**in Simba's voice ****Help Hello

****somebody


****anybody

Wadup party people

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]What i have noticed about my own personality...is that it isn't consistent....

Like...I am not always an azzzhole...nor am I alwayz a Nice Guy.....

It fluctuates uncontrollable....

It's no conscious Effort on my Part...

Crazy People Don't know when they're being Crazy.. [/quote]It's the glue effect

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Dude looks like my 10years old nephew; 2Legit2qwt's son.[/quote]He doesn't look like me, you did it with the janitor again?

Hahaha i see strange/funny things on Nairaland always lol

Dude would you rather look 45 now or look younger? me thinks the latter


If you're so concerned, start sniffing some white girl, bath salt, smiles or ice and you'll age faster

JK hit the gym and appreciate your look

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Says the "man" that electronically changed his sex from (f) to (m) [/quote]Got a problem with that babe?

adulthood: Who would have thought that me that doent even have a mirror in his room talk more less of checking himself out will now be writing about all this crap. This is an irony i swear lol
This is not my kinda Bruv, im not vain. Ugly, cute , do u think girls care? If u have cash u will get any girl if ur broke u cam still get some girls. The whole cute thing is for "show" just for jokes and we are here ranting anout crap. Fat girls making noise. ewo

Stop the 'cute' word nigga, that's gay as fuk

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]^Im Out [/quote]I literally LOL to this

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]2legit is either Eke or Kandii...It's always been so obvious....

I bet ma Bottom Dollar it's Kandii...because tha niqqah done wrote me <--that face 3 times within a span of 6 dayz[/quote]

This thread ain't about kandii, it's about the cute boy **Yuck!! even saying that is so darn gay**

kandiikane: Lool, now why would I make an acc just to flirt with myself? You high?

adulthood: Wtf is that? Pls im not a chaotic person oh. I simply wrote about how people that know me compliment me too often and how i reacted. But no everyone started calling me names which out of anger i created an arrogant thread so they will really rant. Moral of the story nothing anyone here says makes sense if u havnt met me one or one. So i think i have done the "in-doable" i urge u my boys to be bold. Dont be scared to be yourself, watch and learn. Goodnigt. And ps: i really dont say im goodlooking in real life, and i hope people stop saying it to me very often. Its what leads to restlessness and paranoi. Bye

Wait till you're 40 with big guts, it'll change and you won't be as restless again

I don't really know what to tell you but something just ain't right about this whole thing. He suddenly tells you he loves you a month or so into the relationship?? That's nowhere near realistic.

The part about returning home is probably a mind game to get you to not see his desperation, another red flag.

These are just my opinion and i could be wrong but take it slow, you seem to be going too fast.

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]I think the Person Behind the 2legit handle is a Woman...

I know for a fact the person behind the Sholly account is a Male....

..you Nairalanders are Weird LmL[/quote] WTF!!

Yeah sure, wanna suck some?

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]Who is the Legit1 that was arguing with "Sholly"....2legit?...

I don't keep up much anymore..LOL[/quote]No, not me bro. I'm not a fighter

There's legit1 which sounds alike but different from me

For a guy to think of himself as cute.... **rolling eyes**

kandiikane: Because you were in my bed.

Hahaha, i totally blanked out after last night

@post

TROLL ALERT!!!

How did i miss this sh1t?

Maya2pretty: Good 4 u dear, mine died 6yrs ago, haven't gotten over it and I dont think I ever will cos every mistake I make, I wish she was here to preempt and guide against it, every achievement I make, I wish she was here to b proud, it sucks

Sorry to hear that, i can feel your pain (been there) but it's well

I love mom stuff


I'm gonna tag along with Sisikill and since you're working with a budget here

Dedicate the whole day to her

*Wake her up from bed with her favorite breakfast

*Take her to a resturant (maybe her favorite if not fancy/expensive)

*Maybe a massage or the mani and pedi stuff to make her day relaxed

*Do everything for her that she'd normally do by herself (not like going to the toilet with her )

*Maybe laundry and cleaning, mom like daughters taking such responsibilities (assuming you don't already do these stuff)

*Since you know her best, look at things she likes doing and wants done and maybe help her get those things done for the day

*If you can't afford the theatre with all of that, get a redbox movie for $1 (it could be her favorite or even a classic she talks about)

*Create a memorybook (she'll cherish that)

*You may wanna buy her a small cake if you want

*Lastly and most importantly after showing her all that love, tell her once again to her face that you love her and give her the biggest/warmest hug ever

*Remember to sing her a Happy Birthday song

Little stuff like that count even if you've got money for more, we tend to overlook the small things


MOST IMPORTANT **TELL HER I SAID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THAT DAY** hehehe

Maya2pretty: @ OP Mums r very special, u never know how truly special, indispensable and importannt they r until they r gone 4ever, make every moment wit ur mum count, some of us wish to be in ur position

True that sister, i love my mom to death it's scary

LOL

abiL: I have missed


Same old nairaland.

Abilify

We'll be waiting for your gist right from the airport in Nigeria

Have a safe trip and don't talk to a stranger

abbeybanks: Face and nOt nose according to the question

Ohhh the nose is a part of the butt? Damn my biology teacher!

Here i was thinking it's an extension of the face, my bad

[quote author=Duke_Nija]All these Mu.mu's saying you need to die, you need to be punished bla bla bla!

Shut-Up!!
He's been punished already by his conscience or are you people God?
God has forgiven him and you sinners have no right to judge anyone but yaselves!

Make una come carry am go police station nah. Mcheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww![/quote]So it's okay to kill your fellow human as long as you repent afterwards