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shymexx: I was just thinking about the similarities between women and bookies... With bookies, you can NEVER win - the same applies to women... Bookies suck you in as a newbie and let you win like your first 3-4 bets, then mop up your next 200 bets... And every time you go back to get your money back, you'll end up losing more money..

However, with women, when you meet them.. They act nice and sanctimonious but once you fall in love with them, then your life is fvcked up forever... They suck you into the relationship with good sex, being caring, and sometimes emotional blackmail... But everything changes the day you declare your love for them and start showing it... the more they take the piss with you, the more you want to show them how much you love them... and the more you show them how much you love them, the more you stay losing... It's all a mind game and psychological warfare...

I've been a victim of both bookies and women(in the past) but I'm wiser now... Watch out before you become a victim as well...

Young nyggahs need to get a pen and a book, and write this down....

I'm out, yo...

Did someone broke your heart as well

I've been out a long time ago, i give you just as much as you give me.

However I think the above is a game for kids though, matured girls know what they want and they got for it.

It works that way if you're all about the game just as a lot of the girls out there are all about

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am gonna add a new word to my dictionary......I am gonna substitute the word Maga with a username on NL.....

So anytime you see me write that name, I actually mean the word Maga......[/quote]Stop sniffing glue

ciphoenix: Family guy vs American dad

I'm in


Mondi **in quagmire's voice** giggity giggity

VillageBoi: The company that did it got a lot of hassle. What if someone had a gun on them... there would be one dead actor floating in a lift (sing to the tune of 'One green bottle). lol

Lol it was a risky prank, the part where the guy sprayed them the extinguisher made me think what if that was something more dangerous? Very dangerous play

VillageBoi: You find it funny in a weird way? Or you mean you're weird as you find it funny?

Lol i think it's the second, kinda like dark comedy

This is really funny in a weird way


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Fcp8slshY

[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]I see u too sexy [/quote]What you been busy with?

[quote author=huni_naija]*Yawns* boorrrinngg..[/quote]Lol it keeps me going

Night night See you on the other side

[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]Heya i've been very busy.Lol hope it works out for you. There is nothing worse then bad odour.[/quote]No lol, it was in the past and i already passed that chapter hopefully, i don't have to relive it

adaobi123: what rubbish.......buh i dont mind milkshakes

Still junk

I see you voluptuous bebe

[quote author=huni_naija]Gawd YES!! AND Shawarma, shicken and ships, Ben and Jerry'S COOKIE dough (icecream) infact let me stop!! [/quote]Yucks! too much junks for me liking, i'll stick to my protein shakes

[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]Simply, send an anonymous message or email telling her that you are a concerned friend and that you were not able to tell it to her face but her breathe stinks .[/quote]Yo where have you been? Haven't seen you in ages.

Very good idea, i'm gonna try this but i hope with everything i love that i don't ever find myself in that situation again

ItsModella: bush meat.

huni you they mad

Thank modella [quote author=gree-die]ok.... i sure will

yea d days r moving too fast and i don't lyk it![/quote]What do you have to worry about?

[quote author=huni_naija]I'll consult with amadioha and get back to you on that...

you just had to mention KFC didn't you? me weakness!! clap for yourself!! [/quote]I have tons of people to tell me the meaning from namodella to CFC infact, i'mma ask him right now

CFCfan, what's the meaning of anuofia ibeg?

Between it seems i know how to get you salivating then @ huni_naija. Do you like pizza? Junk food?

CFCfan: Up CFC!!

Hi everyone.

Yayyyyyyyyy Chelsea. Man you need to see the tension during the game, we played well though

[quote author=gree-die]me is good, how is u? [/quote]I'm just shocked it's Sunday night already and i'm trying to study as well otherwise, i'm fantastic


In case you dream a lot or know who anyone who does, tell them you have an interpreter(for a fee). Please spread my business

ItsModella: did the guy use stone to shave his hair or what? there is no way a clipper can do that...

IF you ask me now who i go ask

I think he must have used a shaving cream, or maybe Nair hair removal on that head
[quote author=huni_naija]this has made me hungry now see what you've caused..

i didn't call you that oo [/quote]Ok what's the meaning of anuofia?

Go you some bush chicken from KFC,that'll compensate

Huni_Naija
Huni_Naija
Huni_Naija

**in idibia's voice** How many times did i holla your name, did you just called me a bush animal



https://dl.dropbox.com/u/143800730/bush-animal.JPG

adaobi123: why are you shocked ? wetin ?

You're covering up for her. I thought you'd have my back (pun intended )

School is harder than i thought o, jeezuz

[quote author=gree-die][size=16pt]HELLO SOMEBODY!!![/size][/quote]She isn't here now. How're you doing?

[quote author=huni_naija]loool i beg don't blow my cover huni [/quote]I see that a lot on NL and i know it's a cuss word but not sure what it means exactly.

How are you igbo and not one at the same time? Confused?

adaobi123: don worri

Eh ehn

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]don't be stingy, share [/quote]I'm actually a cheerful giver

I don't know how to tell between druggies and the ones in actual need

[quote author=huni_naija]Anuofia means huni, darling!! [/quote]Liar! Are you igbo?

Legit1: Where is AbiL btw?

Naija, hopefully her sanity remains

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]where is the bottom half [/quote]It's with me
[quote author=huni_naija]Story! i will tell your papa.. anuofia [/quote]What's anuofia Better not be cussing at me

adaobi123:

close your teeth
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]wait for Heritage day in SA...in the mean time show me urs [/quote]check my dp, i walk around naked
[quote author=huni_naija]So i was bitter before abi? [/quote]I haven't tasted you, i can' tell

[quote author=huni_naija]Post it to Queen Elizabeth!! [/quote]bloody hellllll, you're such a huni
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lol I don't!i jus want a good laugh that's all[/quote]i'll do it if i see you dressed like an African----> like the zulus

[quote author=huni_naija]i don't even want again oo infact kukuma drink it yourself, before your girl friends use my neck to do civil war!! [/quote]Mba, it's meant for a lady not myself

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]hehehe...try dressing like one and make it ur profile pic[/quote]Uhm you have a thing for trannies abi?