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I can't believe I typed that epistle, oh well I guess I'm still traumatized

Massachusetts police get an emergency call from a boy, but find out the child’s idea of a crime doesn’t quite match up with their own.FOX News Radio’s Chris Hoenig has the story:Police in Brockton, Massachusetts getting a 911 call from a 10-year-old boy, wanting to report his mother.  The boy hangs up, but dispatchers call back.(Dispatcher/Mother) “Hi, this is 911.  Somebody just called from there?” // “Yeah, it was my son, my 10-year-old son.”Forcing the woman to explain: (Mother) “I told him to go to bed and he doesn’t want to go to bed, so he’s like, ‘I’m gonna call the cops on you.’  I said, ‘Go ahead.’”An officer does respond to the house…(Dispatcher/Mother) “We have to send somebody out, anyway.” // “Okay, that’s fine.” // “Alright?”…Explaining to the boy when it’s appropriate to call 911, and when it’s not.  No charges were filed.

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What a little brat!

This is one of the thing about the American system that annoys the sh1t outta me.

If I did that when I was a kid, this past November would have been the 2* years remembrance of my soul.
Thank God for discipline

SniperInADiaper: Waiting on some medicine to kick in

come closer let me kiss that sickness away

Metalgoong: Summer

You almost look like MI

Sniper go sleep

Smartie gurl: huh?

What's cracking? Asking how you're doing

Idowuogbo: Am starving joor! Am on some 3hr journey mehn..... Imagine, no puff puff or gala sellers about, Kai! Am suffering...

You could have bought some gyro now. Puff puff?

Idowu kilon shele?

What it do smartie?

Yes, we wanna see a picture of you, eve n if it's just your back view

Life is very short..Happy birthday Life is very short, So enjoy every moment

Don't let anyone bring you down because you're ahead

Happy Birthday

Help me wish the one and only proud Ekiti girl on Nairaland a Happy Birthday!!

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She's letting you know in a nice way you have a mouth odor. Count yourself lucky, some ain't that nice enough to tell you your mouth is stanky, they just avoid staying close whenever you open your mouth

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Your prerogative.[/quote]Of course i get a pass

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]........ whatever.[/quote]Why you they mad? I love Ekiti women

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I dont even find this funny. . . . Maybe you actually should go and visit because your #@$#$ is not amusing.[/quote]Stop talking about my @$$ ashewo

I heard they have a village witch

Let me know whenever you're going, i'm gonna go with you

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Dude, you're from Ekiti and you've never been there, so. . . . [/quote] They've got mud huts and chupacabras no thanks

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Yea, they don't burn girls. They just strip them naked, molest them, post their pictures all over the WWW.
Yea......better.


Abi.

Lol!

Last time I went to naija.....ahhhhh. We're in 2013. . . hmmm while I was in middle school or the beginning of high school sha[/quote]Ileke idi go back to Ekiti