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lol... it's obvious in the last sentence that ''WHAT' is the name of the ship'. The answer is 'WHAT'.

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Dem wan use U do Sacrifice... u dey think say U be Van Vicker... LoL.

Nice but Lemme help with the 26th.

Did u know that in a certain part of Africa... If Mohammed names his dog 'Ibere'...no problem but if Ibere names his dog "Mohammed'.... trouble don start!


The 27th

Did u know that the President of a particular country in Africa is coming back tomorrow??

The 28th

Did u know that a huge number of people who lost money to Nairabet and co. still believe PSG vs Barca was fixed and are still sobbing?

The 29th

Did u know that it is in a particular country in Africa that a lady would praise her husband, share the gifts he bought for her (including pink Iphone7), share photos of their enjoyment and after a few months, she would say the husband was a woman beater, cheat and she made him who he was and whatever.

The 30th

Did u know that it is only in Africa that someone(male) would be fingering another(female) without her consent and she would say she didn't know?? When we all know the male is a fitness trainer, so u can imagine the size of the fingers. Did u actually know this??


Finally... Did u know that it is only in Africa that a Minister of Power would tell the populace that they shud not bother about Power, that 'ALL POWER BELONGS TO GOD.

coolebux:
Who's the mother

E fit be @purity22

blackylola:
That boy is a star

Aswear down! lol

purity22:
Hahahahaha

The Boy is everywhere in different clothes and different positions...lol

Honestly, I still wonder who has this kid... this boy is even more popular than Seun. Abeg help me find this kid's father.

Who the Anthem epp?? Both Old and new. Is it by just reciting

0955eb027:
Amaka sef na troublesome person. Na today she know say hausa pple dey carry dagger upandan, even the ones wen no be anytin.

This ur spelling of 'Up and Down' sweet me die!!! 'Upandan'.......lmao

This guy even treats his FANS better than some Nigerian artistes.

Someone Shud direct this guy to calabar ASAP...Abeg

lexrichy:
20k serious buyer i can even snap the cash for you to see.

Hahahahahaha...this guy, U no kee me aswear...lwkmd!!!

They EXCRETED 45 and 5 wraps of cocaine...




Ladies and Gentlemen...I just found the guys that truly GAVE A SHITT!

Cletus77:
Rugged!!!

U are Sighted bro...lol

delikay4luv:
African Guardiola

Lol...U be HYPErtek nigga??....U don overhype the nigga na.

Ahmadgani:
hail salasie

whatta gwaan?

smokysmokysmoky....Lighterlighterlighter...me laff in Jamaica

That 5 fit give heart attack...lol




But nothing pain for exam that period like when u don attach urself to one Guru 4 exam hall and as una enter hall, as him just give U answer to 1a, Invigilator just catch the guy, change him seat, con bring Una Pastor for class come ur side...'
E go be like the day whey MMM freeze!

In the Last pic, I think the guys at the back on their own power bikes be like 'Omo See Power Bike' , most especially the first guy and fourth guy from the left.


It even looks like some of the CHICKS they are carrying wanna PORT to DUKE's POULTRY...lol

I hope the fone can save one in this kinda situation...

Me and Crew from Jamaica are still looking for the 'N' in the Anthem...

'however, noted that the success resulted from the strong foundation laid by the Goodluck Jonathan administration'


This particular statement go cause wahala here....who won bet

Meaning say Kids under 10 for that area no go Sabi wetin be 'UP NEPA!!!'






As Light don come the area, Dem must Sabi the phrase 'UP NEPA' and in this country....if u like change the name from PHCN to IKEDC or to EEDC or IBEDC....the Name 'NEPA' shall never depart from our mouths....Abeg, NEPA just bring light, make I charge phone.

[quote author=Justdulla post=52259902]zagadat
its a youth empowermenting inglish. where haff formal grammar taken us to. Thats why a sitting president coukd say his wife is for the other room and the last one was saying stealing is not corruption. . dont worry me i wikl appointment you minister of information

LoL...I like ur sense of humour. I will appreciated the appointment...lol

If 49 na still youth then me na still Baby. It's alright.

Justdulla:
i will fit in perfectly... vote for me, you wont regretting it

With this ur English? Lol

Codes151:
how gullible of u!!! Turkish airline paid both of us 800 pounds for delayed luggage! Plus reimbursement of all amount we spent for the inconvenience in Lagos! What value is a thank you note compared to the stress, loss n all! Can they wait for a passenger who had a delayed luggage or sth?? Smh! We need to start thinking properly else this service providers won't change at all!

Baba na Joke I dey o...lol

Some of us still dey complain when d guys don apologise....Visit Peace Mass Transit and u will appreciate when someone apologises to U.

Chai...I pity the Police Officer whey get that number cos m about to send him 'Please Send me Credit'...at least make I chop from the bribes whey him don collect.

PMIcon:
Get your point. But does it mean if it is 5678, the figure is correct but if it is 5000, it is rounding up? After all, it is not 5000.25.

My point is Must the number always end in Zeros?
Even in ur class, how many times has ur number been 10,20,30?? Lol

If this PLASTIC rice is 5k per bag...Omo nothing do the rice o! Na to buy like 3 bags instead of Lake rice(One Bag).