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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by efilefun(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
e no get brain
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Realrex(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by kay29000(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
Hmm! The way people crave attention online these days, I wont be surprised if this story was made up. The simplest thing would have been to close the laptop. I am sure he saw this mini laptop at all those places they sell non tested home appliances and bought it. And while thinking of what to do to it, he came up with this ludicrous story.

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by AKMoney1(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
How old is he?

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by holyokoto(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
Is even better the Mum caught him, What will she do, A boy old enough to own a Laptop his Mum should no n advance that He must one way or the other use to watch porn. The guy is a tad fool, there are many ways out, even if He simply unfold the Laptop, is okay
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by ignis: 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
Can't he close or remove the battery?

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by 2rhymestharap(m): 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
well it happens... get dis straight!.. that moment you hear your mum coming towards you... the fear , grip will hold you , depends on your relationship and respect you have for her.. if my mama catch me,, ehhhnn wetin happen?!.. but you gas respect her .. she wil be dissapointed , vexed and it will be really awkward if she sees you....... FEAR! of that he tryna put it off! but the close she approaches , the more the fear.. when you fed up tryna shutdown you do something crazy to stop it .... i can do the same sha!

SO STOP RANTING LIKE A BEEECH! AND STFU! remove battery when she is 3secs away.. you think say na ur Nokia 2626 wey u dey use comment?

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by geniusmedia: 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
Typing

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Ediss(m): 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
is he a roman Catholic father? undecided

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by RobinHez(m): 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by pansophist(m): 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
What about just closing the laptop ?

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by chubbycheek: 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
hold d laptop screen n push it slowly to meet d buttons. ur mum wnt catch u. ode
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by tellwisdom: 8:27pm On Apr 15, 2015
What does this mean? sad
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by VIPERVENOM(m): 8:27pm On Apr 15, 2015
he could have just simply closed the lid and plugged an earphone
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Nobody: 8:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
latter now when him know get money to buy even airtime him go say na witches dey do am,imagine hw him spoil dis fine laptop,well i dont blame he is just a kid u wanna watch porn u dont have privacy then ma broda u are still a learner,u knw sabi were d power botton dey?press once d d whole fuckin computer goes off........stupidity i tell ya

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Nobody: 8:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
Jayboi:
He ll simply close the lappy na. why damage it. maybe na Oyedepo grand child. money dey. but porn na sin

Lmao! Trust me...if he closed the lid of the laptop, the sound would still emanate from the speakers.
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by joystickextendr: 8:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
what a dumb move






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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by joystickextendr: 8:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Nobody: 8:31pm On Apr 15, 2015
Buhahahaha grin

I can't believe someone is this dumb!

Just close the damn thing down lol.

laptop anago like this lipsrsealed

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by freecocoa(f): 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
I know it would be very awkward being in that position with one's parent, but to smash a laptop because of that? That's just plain dumb.

As an adult, your parents will probably not even be shocked at such.
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by tonjeola(m): 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
i remember i was here
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Emteebee(m): 8:33pm On Apr 15, 2015
this boy lacks something called experience. He's still a novice I swear.

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by folabayo1(f): 8:33pm On Apr 15, 2015
Arindin cheesy

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by tochstorm(m): 8:35pm On Apr 15, 2015
pornography damages the brain. study shows.

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by niceguy7(m): 8:35pm On Apr 15, 2015
A Christian should not hv porn in any of its devices.......period!!!

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by mimicious(f): 8:35pm On Apr 15, 2015
How are we sure it's porn that made him smash it. Some people can lie
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by ebubey(f): 8:36pm On Apr 15, 2015
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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by tochstorm(m): 8:36pm On Apr 15, 2015
press n hold d power button. dem no born am well make e no off.

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by MARKone(m): 8:37pm On Apr 15, 2015
Reminds me of my guy, way back in secondary school, ma guy wake up in the middle of the night to watch porn, VHS loader that time. As a sharp guy him think say he be, brother use one hand hold remote, in case him mama sharply appear, the other hand that has been amply lubricated with vaseline, hold him pricck. As my guy don the groove himself with the porn, na so him mama codedly shift curtain appear dey come, as she see say T.V dey on for night, na so, in the haste to press the stop button, my guy go press pause, malle shout!! wetin be this!!! Na like this grin him shine teeth give him mama. The kind beating the brother received through out that week...

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Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Phinagold(f): 8:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
MMMTTCCHHEEEEEEW
Re: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by Nobody: 8:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
Come and watch again na. Its a good move to prevent him from watching again

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