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I go enter one commercial bus last week where plenty women dey. Omor come see where women dey break wind. One yoruba orobo go throwe am, kpaaprarararaa from the back row, another Fulani woman go answeram for front: ssshheeewikikikiki. As I no die inside dat bus na e I know say I still tight. But make I just ask una dis question: ewedu eater Yoruba woman or nunu sucker Hausa-fulani woman, which one sabi sample romantic fart pas?

all hopes

@idowu u funny no be small. but i fink u r rigggghhhht after all na provocation.

3r 4v plus

I wasn't there when the fight started so I can't say exactly what led to fighting but from what ppl said, the man only insisted that the woman must change N200 recharge card he bought from her a day earlier which the service providers rejected upon his attempt to recharge three hours later, saying the card was invalide. Gradually it led to fight.

There was a drama I bumped into this morning within the Oshodi axis. It was b/w a man that looks thirty-ish and a woman in a similar age bracket. The argument started b4 I got to the scene but when I alighted out of sheer curiosity what I saw was a man wincing periodically under a tight grip by a presumably violent woman who mercilessly dragged the seemingly surrendered man by his manliness. It took the intervention of the gathering cloud to undo her tight fist. One close observer revealed that she had some pinch of blood at the seams of her pricking nails. Just then, the victim stooped, gnashing his teeth in pain, then slowly descended to a dusty heap of metallic debris. Perhaps if held a little longer, he might simply submit to a call from the netherworld. I'm therefore spurred to ask NL ladies: how would u react if u caught another woman dragging ur hubby this way in public over a dispute?

how come all these Yoruba bigots are now beginning to realize the truth when Eze Igbo has gone? were they not the same people that fought against us? do not give them a dint of trust because they can praise u here and turn to stab u from behind.

good one.

all i know is that Lamido is a Boko. perhaps hidden Boko. look at him very well and u will not need to be told.

I am beginning to suspect you

Hi! This is where people assist people in terms of business orientation I'm sure. I am one of the numerous victims of financial earthquake in the stock market. I used to trade shares under speculation expertise through which I was making the ends meet. But now that the stock market has crushed beyond recovery, diversification becomes a necessity. Right now, I've rented a shop where I sell china made jewelries here in Lagos. The business isn't bad if one has a means of sourcing it directly from china. So my dear friends, especially you who have known some of these genuine agents, could you please direct me on how to locate them, mostly those who operate from Lagos to China? I am pretty sure, there are such agents who source and import goods on behalf of their clients for certain charges. Please do good to link me with any genuine one you know. REGARDS!!!

Hi! This is where people assist people in terms of business orientation I'm sure. I am one of the numerous victims of financial earthquake in the stock market. I used to trade shares under speculation expertise through which I was making the ends meet. But now that the stock market has crushed beyond recovery, diversification becomes a necessity. Right now, I've rented a shop where I sell china made jewelries here in Lagos. The business isn't bad if one has a means of sourcing it directly from china. So my dear friends, especially you who have known some of these genuine agents, could you please direct me on how to locate them, mostly those who operate from Lagos to China? I am pretty sure, there are such agents who source and import goods on behalf of their clients for certain charges. Please do good to link me with any genuine one you know. REGARDS!!!

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Hi! This is where people assist people in terms of business orientation I'm sure. I am one of the numerous victims of financial earthquake in the stock market. I used to trade shares under speculation expertise through which I was making the ends meet. But now that the stock market has crushed beyond recovery, diversification becomes a necessity. Right now, I've rented a shop where I sell china made jewelries here in Lagos. The business isn't bad if one has a means of sourcing it directly from china. So my dear friends, especially you who have known some of these genuine agents, could you please direct me on how to locate them, mostly those who operate from Lagos to China? I am pretty sure, there are such agents who source and import goods on behalf of their clients for certain charges. Please do good to link me with any genuine one you know. REGARDS!!!

This is to remind all NL babes that the recently recommended virginity test is just a month towards completion. I'm also happy to inform you that many regions have been assigned to me to conduct this test. Therefore, you are here by advised to register your interest in no time. Virgin or no virgin, make haste to me because whomever I consider a virgin, whether her oil rig is as free as Apapa - Oshodi express way or not, she stands to be rewarded with a fantastic prize and I have good intention to favor NL babes here. Registration remains free.

Greetings! I hope to get lucky with right resposes today. I need information on how to locate Lagos based importation agents. I've been looking for ways to link up with an agent whose job is to source and import goods on behalf of their clients basically from China. Please help with the office address of anyone you know. Regards!

Reanaa:
-his topic is very ironical. I'v met with several men when i ask them why wud they want to sleep with any girl dey hav crush on, they replied " my dear, it's smh but we are like dat we are like dogs in nature we cant help it and all that bullshiit",  
So whos is calling who dogs?
Op to start with urself are u a celibate? if u are,i'lbet u dat am a virgin with proof 

stp wishin u were cos therez no virgin in NL. U ladiz 've tastd it big n smal. Infact am sure u can correctly predict d syz of a man's koboko by d mere sound of his voice. So y pretendin 2 b a virgin?

Fasterboy:
so far, i've got 7 sound virgins. Supryz enof 1 is in her early 30's

got 7? Who r u working 4? Bring dem 2 me 4 reconfirmation. D test is still on. I now get sticky fingers everyday.

arramyjay:
Just tell her or them.

just like that?

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
there is absolutely nothing wrong with being with such ladies BUT you have to open your mind and let them know how you feel about sex. let them discover the real you and, if they stay around, then better this friendship will be.

at least, they wouldnt make any move on you THUS not being offended by being turned down.

i'm now begining 2 realize hw wrong i was 2 b reticent abt dat. I think ur advice will go gud miles. Many thnx.

@Hunkyjohn: thnx bro.

Na im papa be dat?