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why
is he shocked? is this not why he chose satan as his master? or he
thinks we are unaware of his involvement with illuminati! abeg he should say
something else jor.

daviesmania: Am verymuch addicted to monkey tail

seriously !!!!

[quote author=ekt_bear]lol

95% of women have some sort of stretch marks, cellulite, etc on their body. No human being is perfect or spotless[/quote]yea i know, just sayin

londoner: There are plenty of sisters and brothers in fact that have dreads or sisterlocks as long as any Indian or Latino.......!

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSungeTaJ1Hl7hfCPbmUxiROg7yKSuyYR-Iihcnt-TfLG1r1PYk[/img]

[img]http://ijabaimaging.files./2008/08/long-sisterlocks.jpg[/img]

Besides.....there are many women with short hair who are absolutely stunning and more striking than many pageant girls.....black or white.

you are funny, these are not natural hair! the first is common attachment, and the second is artificial dreads.

[quote author=ekt_bear]We had a very sexy english teacher in 11th grade. It was hard enough to pay attention as is. What would us poor students have done if she had instead been naked? We'd have learned nothing..[/quote]u can never tell, perhaps you would have found out that she had stretch marks all over her body, and also found out that she had slippers boob .

diluminati: just want to sound different? But you sound stewpid.

i fink u sound Stewpid!

Wait, i tot it had already been agreed that there are no igbo muslims! What's going on here?

wat! ... front page!! ... this crap!!!? i'm outa here.

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]She looks too ARTIFICIAL . Fake hair etc but what the hell she is a Nigerian , she gets my vote .
P:S: Nigerian girls and African women in general should learn to grow their hair naturally . I know african girls who use coconut oil and shea butter on their hair only and they have very long hair just like the latino and indian women . enough of this fake hair thing ! its really annoying .[/quote]are u trying to say that shea butter an coconut oil can make a girl's hair as long as that of the latinos and indian women please reason before u post a comment. ok?

I prefer MTV Base

Decryptor: LWKMD! Why bring my popsie into this? I tell u something, my dad is proud to have me as a son cos i bear his good looks. As for you, you are so ugly that when ever your father looks at you, he turns to your mother and gives her five resounding hot slaps while shouting, "I should have released outside that night,but you insisted!"

NOT FUNNY

Decryptor: I just corrected you there cos i'm sure you attended night school. Say thank you, then to bed and start figeringgg urself while fantasizing about one of your agbero boyfriends. anu mpama!

such a p u s s y. SMH

Decryptor: In as much as i know that i am a very good looking young man, i won't put up my pic here just to prove a point to you cos good looks aint a priority for a guy. What matters in a man's life is the size of his wallet which i am very comfortable with. As for you "Jocelyn Wildenstein" (Google the name via Google images to see exactly what you look like), i dare you put your pics here so the whole world can attest to your worworness cos a woman's pride is her looks of which you fall on a -1 scale level! You gat none! No be your mates wey post their pics during the search for "The most beautiful girl in NL and you hid under the disguise of "just wanting to be an observer". I bet ur ugly pics woulda crashed alot of PCs that would have opted to view them and erased every information of Nairaland in Seun's server. Oya reply....u baboon arseee!

you should be ashamed of your self joining issues with a chic. cant u see she's just having fun?? chill out man!!!!

antitpiah: Calling a spade a spade, there is nothing cute about those kids.

bad belle.

I have been invited for an interview by LogistiQ Xpeditors ltd. please does anyone know anything about them, and most importantly, what's their pay like

stepo707: That evasive son of a b*itch.Its hard to see anything when i look into her eyes.Very deceptive.

n u r still dating her... SMH, may God help u.

cheaphost: But i thought muslims don't engage in such activities

what a thought!!!, find out, u will see that they are the highest patronizers of p r o s t i t u t e s in Nigeria and the world at large.

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]I have a muslim who said he used to block his own ashawo before 6 am in the morning that way he wouldn't be committing sin as the fasting officialy begins by 6am . So he would use about 30minutes for "action" and then rush back to pray by 6am. [/quote]Big hypocrites, may God forgive them their trespasses.

Eltonluigi: Don't believe in love at first sight, but believe in séx at first night.

bloody pervert.

dani1luv: LmAo

This is classic

did you say classic?, which planet are you from?

Raymond003: U are doing all dis because of material achievemts. But u ,ve 4goten dat u are nt in total control of ur lives.

, who is in control of their lives??

klaus3011: go and ask google....#taofikii

R.ETARD

pls nairalanders, what is the meaning of 'IMAO'?? wait... no insults, i'v gat zero tolerance for insults.

ebamma: Jihad is a name of a person,animal, place or thing.

r e t a r d

[quote

author=Mr.chippychappy]


A true igbo man can NEVER be
forced to embrace a religion or ideology he doesn't want or
like. Any so called "forced igbo muslim" is a fake muslim (because he
was forced to embrace the religion) , a fake christian (because he
denied the true religion and the one and only GOD) and a fake igboman
(for being a coward) . We don't need such type of people in igbo land
and we should get rid of such people with IMMEDIATE effect. There is
always a choice ! If an igbo man finds himself in a position whereby
customers / business partners are hostile to him because of his refusal
to embrace a BARBARIC RELIGION then he can always move to a region or
location where civilization exists . Ndi anambra must support their
government in breaking down that shrine where blood thirsty vampires
have their meeting . Babylon MUST fall IGBOLAND [/quote]you
dont know what you are saying, u and i know that igbo or ibo people are
very desperate, they can do anything for anything. They can decide to
become muslims or any religion for that matter for a purpose. And this
purpose is usually related to or connected directly or indirectly to
MONEY.

27naira: You guys are totally impossible!

Are you making caricature of a guy who earns his living legally?

This is totally callous. Maybe, we need total re-orientation. THERE IS DIGNITY IN LABOR!

cool down man! you are taking life too seriously. no body is having any problem with what he does for a living, no one is saying there is INDIGNITY IN LABOUR we are just making fun of the fact that he chose to use a head pan for tea ok? there is no body that cannot afford at least a plastic cup or mug or something, he wants us to make fun of him, hence he chose to use a head pan.

[quote author=Okija_juju]I dont see it as a bad thing..

She is an Indigene of Bayelsa state, has unrestricted access to the president (especially in his most vulnurable state) and he is constitutionally within his right to do so..

It may be a political stunt, but still not unlawfull nor illegal..

Congrats Madam president..

I wonder what her minutes of meetings would look like though[/quote]First of all, she is not from Bayelsa State, she is from Rivers, Secondly a permanent secretary does not take minutes. u appear to be highly uninformed.

This is so so fake. Its either that the woman in question is looking for cheap publicity or she is being paid to further drag okotie's name in the mud or Okoties hired her so as to give the world an impression that he is capable of fathering a child. I forgot to add that there is no iota of resemblance between pastor and the girl, also no resemblance between the girl and here alleged mother. its all a scam.

ACM10: Mumu. So many superstitious braindead id!ots in this country.

u must be a dundie not to believe in the existence of Spirits. u think because of civilization, sprititizm no longer exists. DAFT