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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by 2times2(m): 7:46pm On May 01 |
Meanwhile some of us have envisaged a final between PSG and real Madrid |
Romance / Re: I Want To Learn Yahoo And Scamming by 2times2(m): 7:05pm On Apr 27 |
See this one, carry ur banny make Waka nah.... unto rituals level 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Traders Count Losses As Government Demolishes Shops, Houses In Ebonyi by 2times2(m): 7:39am On Apr 25 |
More like what bauchi state governor is doing over here☹️ 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by 2times2(m): 7:04pm On Apr 24 |
Let's see an exciting game like yesterday's |
Business / Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by 2times2(m): 11:43pm On Apr 23 |
Jig5aw:Noted 'SAINT' |
Romance / Re: 10,000 Naira Gifting by 2times2(m): 7:45am On Apr 23 |
guobe:I became a father, two weeks ago. I can't even begin to explain how tough it's going... |
Business / Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by 2times2(m): 7:21pm On Apr 22 |
Don't feel bad if you'll have to cheat someone a little for you to survive. 56 Likes 11 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by 2times2(m): 10:57pm On Apr 17 |
So I no go hear word tomorrow |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by 2times2(m): 8:54pm On Apr 17 |
Tell Man City i can not hold my piss |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by 2times2(m): 7:43pm On Apr 17 |
If Madrid win this match I no go piss tomorrow 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: What's Something About You That's Unusual For A Nigerian? by 2times2(m): 8:07am On Apr 12 |
I'm irritated by jewelries. Rings, necklaces,beads and the likes gets me uncomfortable 🤮 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 2times2(m): 3:19pm On Jan 30 |
Oya oya make I tok true.... Your writing sweet to read 3 Likes |
Properties / Re: Can ₦2M Finish The Construction Of A 2-Bedroom Flat? by 2times2(m): 3:11pm On Jan 30 |
No... The best 2M can get you to, is up to overhead coast just past linter. |
Romance / Re: Can You Ever Find Somelike Your Firstlove? by 2times2(m): 10:09pm On Nov 17, 2023 |
Jedidah, I bleeped up😞 |
Romance / Re: Nigerians Are Funny Aswear, ��. Check This Out. by 2times2(m): 6:33am On Nov 02, 2023 |
lols.... you just gotta love this country 😆 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Life Is No Longer Worth Living For Me by 2times2(m): 4:20pm On Oct 16, 2023 |
With all these encouragement speech, nothing remain to motivate you... |
Romance / Re: See The Subject That Should Be Mandatory In School by 2times2(m): 10:00am On Oct 06, 2023 |
You no put CRK? 😴 |
Romance / Re: I No Go Do Again by 2times2(m): 8:10pm On Sep 23, 2023 |
odenkirk:I no go lie, coming here to read posts like this (yours) makes me feel better about my own condition. No reason am, person wey don die no know Wetin God do forram. |
Romance / Re: Lonely At The Bottom by 2times2(m): 11:31am On Sep 14, 2023 |
Goodlyhrt:Bro, we plenty for this *boat*oo. The only girl wet dey open leg for me don serve me breakfast. Dear God I must testify 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys What Are Those Qualities You Can't Resist In A Woman. Aside Boobs And Ass by 2times2(m): 11:06am On Sep 07, 2023 |
Which one be "aside boobs and ass"? ... Maybe when I want to settle down, I will *aside* these features. For now I'm an A$$ guy. In brainjotter's voice "make she no get sense make she just get nyash"! |
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Southern Ladies Hardly Marry As Virgins? by 2times2(m): 9:58am On Sep 01, 2023 |
If you ask me, I will say it's not even fair being a virgin in an era like this, where every single content, advert, proceedings is designed to turn you on. 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Are People Surviving? by 2times2(m): 9:54am On Sep 01, 2023 |
E no easy o. I go soon find gun begin mount highway walai. 17 Likes |
Romance / Re: Cameroon Has The Biggest Frog In The World by 2times2(m): 5:19pm On Aug 02, 2023 |
no gree, na alien bdat... yeeessshhh |
Romance / Re: How Long Do I Need To Wait To Start Billing A Guy After Saying "YES" To Him? by 2times2(m): 1:10pm On Jul 26, 2023 |
Billing and telationship are two different milestones, the guy ought to know what to do. -Ash Daniels |
Romance / Re: 15 Rounds. Is It Possible? by 2times2(m): 9:25am On Jul 19, 2023 |
wait fes,how exactly do we mark one round? after cummin or whenever you change sex position? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 15 Rounds. Is It Possible? by 2times2(m): 10:13am On Jul 18, 2023 |
izonborn098:Babba ur eye witness get k-leg o 1 Like |
Romance / 15 Rounds. Is It Possible? by 2times2(m): 9:20am On Jul 18, 2023 |
so i was with this chik yesterday, our conversation drifted to the naughty corner and she made a dumbfounding revelation -that her ex/ bleeped her *15 rounds* in a day( like back to back). But na lie na! i sharply objected the feasibility of her claims. not sure how she marked every round, but for a guy to ejaculate fifteen times consecutively... habaa ko possible nah! Anyways, i tried googling the attainability of this feat but wasn't satisfied with the search engine's result. So i'm asking, 15 rounds back to back, possible or not? (make i know how many of us get mechanical divxk, cos i no fit) OR ladies a guy jammed you 15 rounds? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Social Media Slang You Dislike by 2times2(m): 8:43am On Jul 13, 2023 |
mhad o 🤬 very annoying at least the slang is obsolete now😒 14 Likes |
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Visit: The Clothes On The Buildings In A Megacity Is An Eyesore by 2times2(m): 6:36am On Jul 02, 2023 |
make pesin no hang cloth again 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Pulling Out Parade For Former Chief Of Army Staff Lt Gen Farouk Yahaya by 2times2(m): 11:51am On Jun 25, 2023 |
JuanDeDios:the one on the right is immigration and the left-prison warden(not sure sha) 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pulling Out Parade For Former Chief Of Army Staff Lt Gen Farouk Yahaya by 2times2(m): 11:48am On Jun 25, 2023 |
why females no de reach general rank? 2 Likes |
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