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Tell Man City i can not hold my piss

If Madrid win this match I no go piss tomorrow

I'm irritated by jewelries.
Rings, necklaces,beads and the likes gets me uncomfortable 🤮

Oya oya make I tok true.... Your writing sweet to read

No...
The best 2M can get you to, is up to overhead coast just past linter.

Jedidah,
I bleeped up😞

lols.... you just gotta love this country 😆

With all these encouragement speech, nothing remain to motivate you...

You no put CRK? 😴

odenkirk:
please and please somebody should recommend a safest and easiest way for me to go outta this cruel world im just tired the issues too much for me. i tired of wallowing in pains and abject poverty i am tired of hoping that oneday e go better.
i am just suffering like i insulted god i dont know why god hates me i dont know who casted a spell on me i am tired of sleeping and waking up in pains. i just hate anything about me i hate the place i live i hate me i hate everything just want to die. i am cursed.

I no go lie, coming here to read posts like this (yours) makes me feel better about my own condition. No reason am, person wey don die no know Wetin God do forram.

Goodlyhrt:
I don't even want to talk to anyone in this my broke state.

I feel like a burden even to myself.

People see me in my street and conclude that I must be very quiet.. heck some people even tag me a "pastor" because they don't see me engaging in drinking or smoking or womanising. I don't even talk to anyone in the street, occasionally Sha.

I am just angry with everything around me.

In this state of mine I don't think I will ever get married to any lady. I might be single till forever because I will be the last person to bring children into this world to suffer.

I feel very toxic right now.

Bro, we plenty for this *boat*oo. The only girl wet dey open leg for me don serve me breakfast.
Dear God I must testify

Which one be "aside boobs and ass"? ...
Maybe when I want to settle down, I will *aside* these features. For now I'm an A$$ guy.

In brainjotter's voice "make she no get sense make she just get nyash"!

If you ask me, I will say it's not even fair being a virgin in an era like this, where every single content, advert, proceedings is designed to turn you on.

E no easy o. I go soon find gun begin mount highway walai.

no gree, na alien bdat... yeeessshhh

Billing and telationship are two different milestones, the guy ought to know what to do.
-Ash Daniels

wait fes,how exactly do we mark one round?
after cummin or whenever you change sex position?

izonborn098:
Which one be 15 round again, abi u want to die, the highest i have seen with my eype is 13 round an urhobo man who bleep him woman insane.
Just take pressure bleep that bitch for like 3 to 6 hours then her mind go dey.

Babba ur eye witness get k-leg o

so i was with this chik yesterday, our conversation drifted to the naughty corner and she made a dumbfounding revelation -that her ex/ bleeped her *15 rounds* in a day( like back to back).
But na lie na! i sharply objected the feasibility of her claims. not sure how she marked every round, but for a guy to ejaculate fifteen times consecutively... habaa ko possible nah!

Anyways, i tried googling the attainability of this feat but wasn't satisfied with the search engine's result.
So i'm asking, 15 rounds back to back, possible or not? (make i know how many of us get mechanical divxk, cos i no fit) OR ladies a guy jammed you 15 rounds?

mhad o 🤬 very annoying
at least the slang is obsolete now😒

make pesin no hang cloth again

JuanDeDios:
What service uniforms are these two? Never seen them before.

the one on the right is immigration and the left-prison warden(not sure sha)

why females no de reach general rank?

Nnaahh... Karashika don tire to hide

Somamezee:
Let's talk on WhatsApp, 08130033008, buh it's not going to be free sha

ok sir

jackmrandy:
drop your mail
,, you lil lad., no issue on that,

gabrielgmw01@gmail.com

uhmmm... my brother was supposed to go for the mandatory Industrial training, but due to some unfavourable circumstances he didn't.
The problem now is that, school is resuming next week and he is yet to get where to do his I.T which is supposed to last for 5 months(lets just say he is not going)

So the help i am soliciting for on his behalf, is how to fill out(forge) the logbook and if possible get an acceptance letter.
He is studying Electrical/ Electronics Engineering. I sincerely hope this short explanation makes sense and yes we are in dire need of logical assistance.

for me it would be HafsatUmar, there is other fulani girl that is always advertising herself on waistbeads, goes by the moniker -fadilimadaki- or sum' laidat

Ahbi na the same chiks sef😒

Okpo...

so na so this younger gender go dey tell my story when i get to 60+?

I believe say im security detail pass like this