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Politics / Re: NTA Endorses Peter Obi For President by 2times2(m): 10:02am On Feb 19, 2023
Deep down everybody know the truth, way and the light. Na just juju hold some of us...

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Romance / Re: My Response To The Guy Dating A Single Mother by 2times2(m): 9:59am On Feb 19, 2023
Baba dat story has voodoo written all over it.

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Romance / Re: Looking For A Good Wife Material by 2times2(m): 7:10am On Feb 19, 2023
I don forget to whom i typed this 👇
But u fit print her in 3D sha...

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Romance / Re: Dating A Broke Guy by 2times2(m): 8:41am On Feb 16, 2023
Na untill im use her run rituals... Easy money
Romance / Re: What Sex Position Would You Say Is The Most Underated In Your Opinion by 2times2(m): 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2023
There is this style Sha, I no really know hin name. Na me invent am anyways...
Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Meeting A Nairalander!!! by 2times2(m): 4:29pm On Feb 09, 2023
Yeah... I've actually met like two nairalanders here in Bauchi.
I literally gave testimony about it 😁

It's really relieving to meet assholes you constantly insult🤐
Romance / Re: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by 2times2(m): 12:53pm On Feb 07, 2023
U fit print am in 3D sha....

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Romance / Re: Whats That Phobia (irrational Fear) You Have? by 2times2(m): 12:15pm On Feb 05, 2023
Curtisaxel10:
I have an irrational hatred for earrings. Once I see a woman wearing it, it turns me off and makes me dislike her.

NB: This has nothing to do with my religious beliefs. I just can't explain why I feel this way.

Bro... I thought i was the only one in this boat. My own irritation extends to even cutleries, i can practically reject a meal because of how the spoon or plate looks.

And all this time i thought i was the only odd one, asheee we plenty.
Romance / Re: I Need A Female To Answer This Question Fie Me by 2times2(m): 11:59am On Feb 05, 2023
Nostring:
There's a cable behind the eyes socket that goes straight down, connected to one switch directly facing the pussy.. if u spread her pussy wide and use touchlight, on the switch u go see written boldly "press down to shut eyes"

As ur dick dey slide in and out.. e dey hit d switch dey release am, her eyes go dey do open and close.. notice if u press the full length of ur dick inside, she go shut the eyes totally and and open mouth and release a squeaky sound due to total press down on the switchundecided

Nnnahhh it is over.... Your soul is lost😢
Romance / Re: My Boss Gave Me This Yam To Cook For Him (pic) by 2times2(m): 11:53am On Feb 05, 2023
This wan go dualize the main and rear entrance...

If you understand this statement, we'll likely be hellmates😶

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Romance / Re: Men, What Will You Do If You Were A Woman For A Day? by 2times2(m): 10:34am On Jan 31, 2023
Well i know I'll be putting poles in holes😉
Romance / Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by 2times2(m): 7:31am On Jan 22, 2023
Persephone1:
Example 2

They are too lazy to read, once it is not erotica magazine grin
Don't drag moi erotica magazines into this😴
Romance / Re: If You Want To Spoil/ruined Someone Life What Advice Do You Give Them by 2times2(m): 10:32pm On Jan 21, 2023
Apply ATBU...
Romance / Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by 2times2(m): 10:30pm On Jan 21, 2023
It's a mutual feeling my dear... Nigerian men feel the same way bout' you.
P.S: didn't read a single line of whatever ya typed up there.

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Romance / Re: What Bad Behaviour Can You Never Forgive? by 2times2(m): 1:50pm On Jan 17, 2023
Paying too much attention to your phone while I'm talking. That's like sack letter for u be..

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Politics / Re: Could This Be True? Let's Discuss by 2times2(m): 2:13pm On Jan 03, 2023
This is quite debatable tho....

It'll be wrong for me or anyone to conclusively dismiss the notion, that one can't acquire fine fortune without backyard crimes.
Business / Re: Aminu Dantata: I Am Just Waiting For My Time, I No Longer Enjoy Life by 2times2(m): 8:51pm On Dec 27, 2022
Wealth and long life
What can a man ask for

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth's Ex-Wife, Elsie, Celebrates Christmas With Her Children (Photo) by 2times2(m): 12:08pm On Dec 25, 2022
Na just basketmouth face i dey see around her

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo & Husband, Pastor Blessed, Celebrate First Christmas Together (Pix) by 2times2(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2022
Aunty pull that hoodie and put on your beret osiso

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Romance / Re: Chubby Pornstars Needed by 2times2(m): 11:47am On Dec 01, 2022
Op this might be against your code of business conduct blah blah ....

But stylishly drop the names of the girls here that actually DMed you. I wan judge them grin

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Romance / Re: Girls Easily Give Out Their Numbers These Days by 2times2(m): 9:58pm On Nov 30, 2022
As the hunter learn to shoot without aiming, the birds learnt to fly without landing.
grin
Romance / Re: I Can't Approach A Girl, Despite How Hard I Try by 2times2(m): 10:56am On Nov 25, 2022
Your problem is that u have shame.
But as that senior reason, [/b] weed[b] and you'll be good to go.



Approaching girls no be really big deal, you just need to be confident and shameless.

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Romance / Re: I Can't Approach A Girl, Despite How Hard I Try by 2times2(m): 10:52am On Nov 25, 2022
AmVista:
Take weed 3x a day.
Come here after one week . tell me if you are shy grin
Mi bros ur days shall be long
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Netherlands Prediction by 2times2(m): 2:25pm On Nov 21, 2022
Netherlands 1- 1 Senegal
Sports / Re: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by 2times2(m): 2:23pm On Nov 21, 2022
This match end 0-0
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Honesly Eat Indo-mie In Front Of a lady? by 2times2(m): 4:41pm On Nov 15, 2022
DaddyCK:



Bros, be nice to me.....
address me has sir & I swaaaar & I will wire u £4 to buy 35 box of indomie for chrissssmas..
Am a big boy..trussss me...deal?(no oofencsse) angry

U had me at 'wire' sir

And the 4pounds? sir
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Honesly Eat Indo-mie In Front Of a lady? by 2times2(m): 4:38pm On Nov 15, 2022
DaddyCK:



Bros, be nice to me.....
address me has sir & I swaaaar & I will wire u £4 to buy 35 box of indomie for chrissssmas..
Am a big boy..trussss me...deal?(no oofencsse) angry

U had me at 'wire' sir

And the 4pounds? sir
Politics / Re: Why Every Sensitive Nigerian Must Vote For Tinubu? by 2times2(m): 8:12am On Nov 14, 2022
So OP, which kind of insults do you take? ....
Cos I feel like dragging your entire ancestors as I abuse you categorically

Habana suffer no DE tire you
Politics / Re: Can Tinubu’s $460,000 ‘settlement’ In Drug Trafficking Case Disqualify Him? by 2times2(m): 8:02am On Nov 14, 2022
His sins are forgiven.

Plus this is Nigeria, every sin goes unpunished!

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Politics / Re: Atiku Is The Answer. by 2times2(m): 7:49am On Nov 14, 2022
Arafat2022:
The wazirin Adamawa is the best Alternative for Nigerians
RescuesAndRebuildNigeria
Atiku Okowa
Wow this write up just convinced me to vote for Atiku, so much convincing points you have up there... Mtcheeeeew

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Romance / Re: Males Who Cook Are Suspicious: GAY!!!!!! by 2times2(m): 12:34pm On Nov 11, 2022
OP Permit me to insult you first before I say anything...
You're very stupid.
And now let me exonerate my kind (guys who cook).

I'm the eldest of six boys, I've got no sister... Need I say more?

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