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RomanceRe: I Need A Female To Answer This Question Fie Me by 2times2(m): 11:59am On Feb 05, 2023
Nostring:
There's a cable behind the eyes socket that goes straight down, connected to one switch directly facing the pussy.. if u spread her pussy wide and use touchlight, on the switch u go see written boldly "press down to shut eyes"

As ur dick dey slide in and out.. e dey hit d switch dey release am, her eyes go dey do open and close.. notice if u press the full length of ur dick inside, she go shut the eyes totally and and open mouth and release a squeaky sound due to total press down on the switchundecided
Nnnahhh it is over.... Your soul is lost😢
RomanceRe: My Boss Gave Me This Yam To Cook For Him (pic) by 2times2(m): 11:53am On Feb 05, 2023
This wan go dualize the main and rear entrance...

If you understand this statement, we'll likely be hellmates😶
RomanceRe: Men, What Will You Do If You Were A Woman For A Day? by 2times2(m): 10:34am On Jan 31, 2023
Well i know I'll be putting poles in holes😉
RomanceRe: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by 2times2(m): 7:31am On Jan 22, 2023
Persephone1:
Example 2

They are too lazy to read, once it is not erotica magazine grin
Don't drag moi erotica magazines into this😴
RomanceRe: If You Want To Spoil/ruined Someone Life What Advice Do You Give Them by 2times2(m): 10:32pm On Jan 21, 2023
Apply ATBU...
RomanceRe: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by 2times2(m): 10:30pm On Jan 21, 2023
It's a mutual feeling my dear... Nigerian men feel the same way bout' you.
P.S: didn't read a single line of whatever ya typed up there.
RomanceRe: What Bad Behaviour Can You Never Forgive? by 2times2(m): 1:50pm On Jan 17, 2023
Paying too much attention to your phone while I'm talking. That's like sack letter for u be..
PoliticsRe: Could This Be True? Let's Discuss by 2times2(m): 2:13pm On Jan 03, 2023
This is quite debatable tho....

It'll be wrong for me or anyone to conclusively dismiss the notion, that one can't acquire fine fortune without backyard crimes.
BusinessRe: Aminu Dantata: I Am Just Waiting For My Time, I No Longer Enjoy Life by 2times2(m): 8:51pm On Dec 27, 2022
Wealth and long life
What can a man ask for
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth's Ex-Wife, Elsie, Celebrates Christmas With Her Children (Photo) by 2times2(m): 12:08pm On Dec 25, 2022
Na just basketmouth face i dey see around her
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Chinwo & Husband, Pastor Blessed, Celebrate First Christmas Together (Pix) by 2times2(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2022
Aunty pull that hoodie and put on your beret osiso
RomanceRe: Chubby Pornstars Needed by 2times2(m): 11:47am On Dec 01, 2022
Op this might be against your code of business conduct blah blah ....

But stylishly drop the names of the girls here that actually DMed you. I wan judge them grin
RomanceRe: Girls Easily Give Out Their Numbers These Days by 2times2(m): 9:58pm On Nov 30, 2022
As the hunter learn to shoot without aiming, the birds learnt to fly without landing.
grin
RomanceRe: I Can't Approach A Girl, Despite How Hard I Try by 2times2(m): 10:56am On Nov 25, 2022
Your problem is that u have shame.
But as that senior reason, [/b] weed[b] and you'll be good to go.



Approaching girls no be really big deal, you just need to be confident and shameless.
RomanceRe: I Can't Approach A Girl, Despite How Hard I Try by 2times2(m): 10:52am On Nov 25, 2022
AmVista:
Take weed 3x a day.
Come here after one week . tell me if you are shy grin
Mi bros ur days shall be long
SportsRe: Senegal Vs Netherlands Prediction by 2times2(m): 2:25pm On Nov 21, 2022
Netherlands 1- 1 Senegal
SportsRe: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by 2times2(m): 2:23pm On Nov 21, 2022
This match end 0-0
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Honesly Eat Indo-mie In Front Of a lady? by 2times2(m): 4:41pm On Nov 15, 2022
DaddyCK:
Bros, be nice to me.....
address me has sir & I swaaaar & I will wire u £4 to buy 35 box of indomie for chrissssmas..
Am a big boy..trussss me...deal?(no oofencsse) angry
U had me at 'wire' sir

And the 4pounds? sir
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Honesly Eat Indo-mie In Front Of a lady? by 2times2(m): 4:38pm On Nov 15, 2022
DaddyCK:
Bros, be nice to me.....
address me has sir & I swaaaar & I will wire u £4 to buy 35 box of indomie for chrissssmas..
Am a big boy..trussss me...deal?(no oofencsse) angry
U had me at 'wire' sir

And the 4pounds? sir
PoliticsRe: Why Every Sensitive Nigerian Must Vote For Tinubu? by 2times2(m): 8:12am On Nov 14, 2022
So OP, which kind of insults do you take? ....
Cos I feel like dragging your entire ancestors as I abuse you categorically

Habana suffer no DE tire you
PoliticsRe: Can Tinubu’s $460,000 ‘settlement’ In Drug Trafficking Case Disqualify Him? by 2times2(m): 8:02am On Nov 14, 2022
His sins are forgiven.

Plus this is Nigeria, every sin goes unpunished!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Is The Answer. by 2times2(m): 7:49am On Nov 14, 2022
Arafat2022:
The wazirin Adamawa is the best Alternative for Nigerians
RescuesAndRebuildNigeria
Atiku Okowa
Wow this write up just convinced me to vote for Atiku, so much convincing points you have up there... Mtcheeeeew
RomanceRe: Males Who Cook Are Suspicious: GAY!!!!!! by 2times2(m): 12:34pm On Nov 11, 2022
OP Permit me to insult you first before I say anything...
You're very stupid.
And now let me exonerate my kind (guys who cook).

I'm the eldest of six boys, I've got no sister... Need I say more?
RomanceRe: If You Could Change Anything About Your Past, What Would It Be? by 2times2(m): 12:32pm On Nov 11, 2022
I would have tucked away the car keys and hinder us from traveling that December.
RIP Pops
EducationRe: Survival Tactics You Must Know by 2times2(m): 7:19am On Nov 01, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Bunch of rubbish!!

We don't have snow here, no bears, no subway, no jelly fish. Just rubbish!! angry
Nobody force u read am, Mr. Verybitterman
PoliticsRe: Obi For The East, Tinubu West, Atiku For The North. How Perfect... by 2times2(m): 8:30am On Oct 31, 2022
OKOATA:
How the South West will vote in 2023:
Lagos - 55% for ObiDatti.
Oyo - 65% for ObiDatti.
Osun- 45% for ObiDatti.
Ekiti- 45% for ObiDatti.
Ogun and Ondo- 55% for ObiDatti..
Juju way go give this kain result cost o
RomanceRe: My Neighbour's Daughter Was Raped by 2times2(m): 6:53am On Oct 30, 2022
Let's hear the rapist own side of the story, because that's not how you execute this kind of calamitous offence.
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Baba-ahmed Datti Just Arrived At Labour Party Campaign Ground(video) by 2times2(m): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2022
Iz like the people that have android phone in this state no plenty..
Internet users in this area could muzzle out Obi/datti support
PoliticsRe: Prof Pat Utomi's Sudden Disapperance In Lp's Frontline by 2times2(m): 1:36pm On Oct 29, 2022
He went to further his education in one country like dat
RomanceRe: I'm Coming To Abuja: Who's Interested In Seeing Me by 2times2(m): 1:05pm On Oct 29, 2022
If u go share money...
Why not
PoliticsRe: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Meets Femi Fani Kayode (Photos) by 2times2(m): 10:48am On Oct 29, 2022
triple996:
Fani kayode de vulture angry

He have left kanu to Ruth in prison grin
Vote Pandora OBITUARY and yusless dirty
It's 'rot' not 'Ruth'
At least correct the spelling

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