You just had to drag arsenal into this

An eye for an eye

Dah year, I picked up a cigarette and imitated smokers... Pops almost kee me with beating




Now I have cigar-phobia

Funny enough, my smallie yesterday was complaining to me 'bout this same thing

OP are you straight?

billynoni:
"they're IQ is too low"... Lmaoooo, person of high IQ I hail. When you know the difference between they're and their, we will take your write up serious.

Dammmmmnn... Savage

11. Dualized expressway vagina
This one can fit two full prick at a go. Only means of satisfaction for this case is fisting(with two masculine hands o)

If you see obasanjo daughter, you go shock

And the fiancée stii dey alive
See fvck up

Wetin u smoke

Generalwoodz:

Aswear Tall dudes like me na back of back seat we dey always dey...

Lol...
We de DAT table

Wow
If you dey where dem de shoot gunz anyhow and you hide for this guy back, no bullet go touch you.
Ahhhh... B like armour tank.

R.I.P

Emotionalbeing:
Nairaland family, I feel like I'm going through depression.. Almost everything seem not to be going as planned for me and it's draining me psychologically.. More often than not, I feel so emotionally drained and sad..
Please fam, pray for me and advise me as well, I already feel like I'm gradually loosing it.. I need help friends.. Thanks in advance...

Personally, each time I feel despondent, I hit the gym(a great antidepressant).
I can include a dick pic if that would help

What's the problem?

arthurwillia:
No be nkiru be that? Na she na! How you take sabi her

Ahn ahnnn... Baba o

They didn't consider Nigeria when deciding on this vehicle...

I didn't know you need warrants before u search person house...
For Nigeria, em no knw wetin be warrant

Dats not possible
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Goodluck bra
Allah ya bar da sa'a

T'was sometime last year, when My uncle visited us unannounced. We were in the sitting room watching one animation like dat, when this niggar walked straight to the wall socket and switched off everything.
He started preaching to us how cartoons are demons and how watching ungodly films can affect our lives. If no be say na Pastor ehn, I for damage im face.
Nonsense

Ask the Fulani niggar for the anti concoction

Opoorr....

Everybody don de I.D demselfs as student

Danielomisco:
2007!
I fell in true love...I wud neva let her go.

Lol...
I can totally relate

Tradesystem001:

Yeah

Lemme DM u on watsapp

Though the possibility of time travel remains insuperable ( unless some mates have already embarked on the voyage)


But if you could travel through time with every knowledge you've garnered from your beginning to this present, WHEN will you go to?

You sure say im don reach 50?

Tradesystem001:
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Payment on delivery Lagos state
We waybill nationwide
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Can u waybill to the north?

Pornhub'z ur best plug

The only reasonable advice
"Go for HIV test first"
If it comes out negative, congratulations mate you've gat yourself a fvxkmate

No be juju bdat