This is a thread for the fast "fake" life we live in lagos.
Honest truth, Lagos is all about PACKAGING. Boys are packaging themselves to appear more successful than they truely are, girls are also doing same. Abeg! No true love here. You love what you see? Grab it by hook or crook.

Ok was at my uncle's office on friday. He has a cute secretary that I always give some change when I visit him. Fortunately, he had a meeting he had to attend at the island and other staff had already gone home (it was past 5pm already). Just the secretary and I left in the whole suite.
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to be continued.

Note: only share true sexcapades, observations, eye withness situations here. Don't come with fictions.
Let's discuss life in lagos!

Mimido2:

Do you live in lagos?

Op lead by example.....until you give out your FULL experience we all'd be staring at you.
#caLLmeBERG

LouisBERG:
Op lead by example.....until you give out your FULL experience we all'd be staring at you.
#caLLmeBERG

full experience? No I can't, I have many experiences. Would take a while to share them. So I will just drop my experiences as they happen. If anything interesting happens, I will post it here.

it is raining here in ikeja. Slow monday morning.
I won a bet on saturday and lost all the money yesterday. Thanks to sampdoria that did not play "most corners" (punters would understand) was gunning for about 2.3 million in winning. Lost 40k. So sad.
I shld see wurola (not real name) the secretary later today.
Yeah. What happened on friday?

When you send a message to a babe on whatsapp and she changes her DP. guy you got a green light flashing. To confirm the green light don't commend the pix. Instead say you don't like it and give a noninsulting reason. Like "the dress you are wearing is not really expressing your beauty". If she changes it immediately, my guy she is into you and trying to get your attention . Free tip for my home boys here.

Back to friday

She came into the office where I was to inform me of her closing for the day.
I got up and escorted her to the main door (hope this babe no dey nairaland o make she no go change am for me).
Before getting to the door I held her hand and wished her a wonderful weekend. There was a spark in her eyes. She made it obvious she wanted a hug, her hand went up unconsciously she quickly withdrew it probably thinking she was over stepping her bounds. I smiled and told her it was ok. So I stooped down to hug her.
Wow! She smelled so sweet.
Letting go became difficult. I was instantly aroused.
Wurola must be just 5ft tall or a bit less, a short plump beautiful lady. She was always smiling.
Her hair was well parked in a sort of bunny tail, so hugging her made me make direct contact with her soft neck. I moved a bit to place my cheek right beside her cheek while still hugging her. She chuckled and I chuckled in return.
Still holding her I moved straight to locking lips with her. She was obviously caught unawares. As her body stiffened in shock. But I continued gently. She gave in and parted her lips

Have you seen where 2 lagos girls are gisting before? Lol
You will understand why they are all out looking for rich guys to marry. They gist as if they are competing to impress each other with the guys in their life.

I was with one of my side chicks yesterday (I know she is not committed even tho she claims to be and she knows I am not serious with her). She got a call from a guy, described the street where I lived to him. AboUt an hour later the guy called back and said he was around the area where I lived.
She went out to see him, came back and told me she wants to quickly get something at shoprite with her friend that she won't be away for long.
The whole night passed and she did not return.
She called me this morning to tell me she was sorry blah blah blah...
Issorite