marshalcarter:
Lolzz..esp dat num 7...sum even go ahead in becumin prayer warriors

Hahaha! Abi now..They must get marry..
Lol!

DanceVille:
Lol! *Praying Mood* right?

bruh. no time to waste o. . . my hair, sperm! haba! holy micheal!

DanceVille:
For your mind bro..

Let wait and see.. 10 tins some Nigeria men are doing to get married

lanrywatt:

Let wait and see.. 10 tins some Nigeria men are doing to get married

Hmm! Na so romance section be o.

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
**
Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

Nice thread DanceVille..




Lalasticlala what did you think?

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
**
Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
**
Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

OMG! So women do all these?

Na today ?

Truck load of bollocks

Hello

Am available, come and snatch me now.

octopusfreaky:
Im really desperate ,i think i will do 1or 7..Remmy just say bye bye to ya bf ooo cox im soso going to snatch him from uu

Youngpo413:
I love it when they are described as "hoes"

What about something like "whores"?

Ya op i agree.... It almost happened to me..










One rich babe ...After tryin to seduce me in her lodge... I resisted, but on whatapp she begged to av sex with me unprotected....



I ran from her... Am too young for that biko!

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
**
Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
**
Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

true talk

Men are scarce most especially finding true love.once dey get hold of it dey can do anytin to keep him.

Anything just to get him propose minus love portion/juju.. Don't blame the ladies who're desperate.

11. Decamping from twn to guys dem mama abode at villa. They dont even mind pounding fufu for the guy mama thereby forming good future daughter inlaw for the old mama.

Reminds me of Ese(Mercy Johnson Okogie) Ramsey Noah' s fiancee in "30 days in Atlanta".

Pwetyefe:
Men are scarce most especially finding true love.once dey get hold of it dey can do anytin to keep him.

Is it true that husbands are scarce?

Guys dont want to marry anymore these days. Single life seems sweeter. Everyone running from responsibilities. Being Nigerian alone is a lot of responsibility

Just be yourself.... a marriage built on love is d best..... let it come from d man's heart nd you'll love your marriage.... remember everything has an expiring date so does juju... .....when you were doing hard to get u don't no dat clock was ticking ... anybody that try nd snatch my man eh..... .... nd desperation will only lead to destruction ......not all men can be trapped with pregnancy.. if I dey lie ask 2baba

fun day for the guys...

BiafraBushBoy:
Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!!

I honestly pray you let go of the bitterness against women in your heart. It is a sincere prayer really.

Rili? See tips and am busy killing myself waiting for Mr. Right.

Na wa o. No wonder I'm still single. Thanks OP for all these great ideas.

Desperate women trap themselves to men who vividly doesn't want to get married to them.
If your man wanted to propose, he would have done it already

Number 9 dont work any more. Too many single mothers abandoned

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
**
Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
**
Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

why not give the author his dues?? plagiarism clue from punch

ritaoritza:
Jungle indeed[i]Jungle indeed[/i]Jungle indeed

Hi dear. You are quite pretty.

How are you doing?

petkoffdrake2:
Ya op i agree.... It almost happened to me..










One rich babe ...After tryin to seduce me in her lodge... I resisted, but on whatapp she begged to av sex with me unprotected....



I ran from her... Am too young for that biko!

Bros I see u. Keep lying

Number 7 is so true.
One big mistake guys make is thinking church gals are the best... Infact they will be suprise

kmcutez:
Na wa o. No wonder I'm still single. Thanks OP for all these great ideas.

Lol... You are funny.

Who's gonna fall for it then? Guys also read this

Eddygourdo:
Bae did none of those things, [b]am the one thinking of[/b]doing them sef, when a woman is a jewel who knows her worth, she would make hay always while the sun shines. She dances when the ovation is loudest and before it quiet down, she has three kids.

That is you oh. Even if you do that does not mean there are other ladies who don't do such. A young rich and good looking man is a great catch.