I was at University today studying, this white boy came and sat next to me. He was flirting with me & asked my name. When he heard my name he asked where my family is from because my name was unique. I said Nigeria. He then asked me if I have ever seen a lion in Nigeria & do I understand the songs in the Lion King? If I could just slap some common sense into him omg. EVERYTIME I tell some American I am Nigerian they always ask me ignorant sh*t. & they honestly believe that the Lion King is relevant to ALL Africans when the language in the Lion King was Swahili. & after all that he asked for my number. Smh. I called him an oyinbo man & left. He asked me what that meant & I said it means a kind person -.-

A lot of times... buh I felt slapping dem will result to fatal internal injuries.. so I just calm down

No, i no get the liver to slap anybody.

Them done press u for night before?! There's a spirit behind physically attacking people. Let ur self-control be intact.

I always feel like slapping our 9ja police in uniform

homeboy205:
I always feel like slapping our 9ja police in uniform

especially those tattered looking ones...

Especially during my undergraduate days, if not for self control

so many times!!

rosalieene:
so many times!!

u look gentle...like you can't killa fly

AIRTIME007:
u look gentle...like you can't killa fly

😴😁😀

homeboy205:
I always feel like slapping our 9ja police in uniform

hehehehehe you need to try it but please kindly let me know the end result to that.

Yes!My lecturer!No only did he collect my bullet,he also tore my ansa sheet

I slap more than papa tobi(craze clown)

Yes, my HOD. He's so short and yet so full of himself. No be slap I wan slap self, na to knock his head so that he can become more shorter

Useless thread to start the morning. Lalasticlala please do the needful

Times without number, but i always kept my self control intact.

vizkiz:


it was a compliment.

thanks

The guy that asked you such was a product of social engineered programming, he was made to believe that Africa is a jungle, land of wars, diseases, poverty and famine. This is the condition of most people who are not from this continent, and education is the cure to their ailment. Next time when you meet him, try and educate him by showing pictures and videos. And please don't slap someone

vizkiz:


I wasn't the guy who complimented you

I know

OP you shlda slapped that guy na..

Not to even go far i've felt like slappin people here on NL, some clean slaps, some dirty some back hand slaps. They jst lucky this an e-forum.


Lalasticlala there shld be a slap button/link for some comments. Think bou it.

There was this chick i was trying to woo, i'd call her up to 5times (something i hardly do,except if i really like u). So, one day i saw her in our faculty building and decided to know why she doesnt pick my calls. Then she said ''i dont usually see 'em''.......i was Wtf! After sometime she said, ''ok, call me next time, i'll pick''. I was so angry i felt like slapping the 'black' outta her, As in Natural-bleaching slap