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| What A Woman Wants by harddrive(m): 12:18am On Jul 29, 2009 |
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question, What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He re fused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered, is to be in charge of her own life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day, or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do? What Lancelot chose is below. Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life. Now, what is the moral to this story? The moral is, If you don't let a woman have her own way, Things are going to get ugly. ANY DOUBT? |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by Maacdi: 3:46pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
So coooooool, hmmm |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by Godmother(f): 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
This is way too long!!! I couldnt get past the fifth line |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by tunene: 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
my brother seriously, I have learnt a great deal from your story, thank you and God bless you. |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by biola44: 4:36pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
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| Re: What A Woman Wants by harddrive(m): 8:13pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Godmother: Godmother, better learn to cause READERS are LEADERS oh, any way it's a very interesting story,how i wish you knew what you are missing. tunene: tunene, thanks for your encouragement,i really appreciate it and GOD BLESS YOU TOO. |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by maedan(f): 11:44pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Hmmn, wish life was so simple. But nice stuff, thanks for sharing . |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by tunene: 7:19am On Jul 30, 2009 |
maedan: well, Life may not be that easy, but we can make it easier for ourselves by applying simple steps that won't cost us much. |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by segunpc(m): 9:08am On Jul 30, 2009 |
cool. d story sweet but na wa o. |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by DaudaAbu(m): 10:22am On Jul 30, 2009 |
*Reading. chin falls to chest, snoring* |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by Tracey121(f): 10:43am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Nice one hey, |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by chiejik(f): 10:53am On Jul 30, 2009 |
nice one thanks for that bro |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by Godmother(f): 11:19am On Jul 30, 2009 |
harddrive: Okay, I actually settled down and read the whole thing this time and I must admit you were right. Its a great story with a good moral point. @Poster Good job |
| Re: What A Woman Wants by steve49ja(m): 11:25am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Remark: Hmmmn. Nice story Moral of the story: Be in control of her life?? right?? I'll write that down  Question: But how about money,connections,cars and da rest? Conclusion: If you can provide this for an everyday naija woman she wouldnt care if you were in control of her life. |
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