Good day Nairalanders,

This happened yesterday as early as 7am, my cousin who lived close to us just came in from Dubai so I decided to play a prank (April fool) on my boyfriend.

My boyfriend who I just hooked up with recently was on night shift (A medical doctor) and called me that he will be coming over as soon as he signed out yesterday morning. Because it was April 1st I decided to play a game. I called my cousin and we decided to lock each other in my room. So when my boyfriend came Knocking on the door, whe refused to answer him, then after a while my cousin answered and shouted 'whose that disturbing us'. My boyfriend continued knocking and almost broke the door insisting that we open the door. I told him to hold on and he kept shouting and raging.

When I finally open the door all dressed up, he started calling me names. . .. My cousin received an unexpected blow on his jaw and screamed. I shielded him from my boyfriend. He was very angry and wanted to spill it. It was a wild drama. You all can guess. He called him mum and sibling right to my face and told them that am a LovePeddler and that he caught me red-handed.

When I finally calm him down and told him it was a joke (April fool), he never beleive me, he brought out an engagement ring and told me that was what he wanted to give me. Wow! I almost fainted, the ring was so cool, shining diamond ring. I tried grabbing the ring forcefully but he was stronger. I cried and cried but he did not listen to me. Have called him several times and at first he was not picking but now he has blacklisted my numbers.

Please you all should help me save my relationship. Am very sorry for the expensive, I was only trying to crack a little joke. Please help. How do I get him back.

Am thinking of placing his number here so you all can call and beg on my behalf but am scared that some smart and opportunistic ladies might use the opportunity and befriend him.

Please who brought this idea of April fool. I case that day and the person.

I love him soon much and might kill myself if I don't have him back.

Please and please this is a serious and delicate issue. Only matured response needed.

Wait till another April fools day if he don't believe you now

Please, i need to watch this Nollywood Movie. What's the title?

Na the latest story weh u wan go use develop ur blog be this?

Op, you better dont wish yourself something bad--stop acting as if this is a true incident.

Lies lied by a lying lier

Vikkie14:
Op, you better dont wish yourself something bad--stop acting as if this is a true incident.

Whats this one saying, am telling you something that happened yesterday. And who was talking about movie, I don't watch nollywood movies.

fammo:
Lies lied by a lying lier

Please I need you advise not silly and childish comments

Why is the family section filled with kids

let her goto his house and keeping disturbing him. it was a silly prank that went bad but let her keep begging. i hope he listens sha.

Only your cousin he caught you with can help out... He should go & meet your bobo and explain.

masterblogger:
Please and please this is a serious and delicate issue. Only matured response needed.

That was too extreme for a prank.

masterblogger:


Please I need you advise not silly and childish comments

Even the dumbest person in the world knows that you don't play April fool with your relationship n hw are you sure the ring he supposedly brought is not April fool kit......once again I say "lies lied by a lying lier"

He is too temperamental and not understanding. You are in for a long ride if you get married to him.

Vikkie14:
Please, i need to watch this Nollywood Movie. What's the title?

Give me my ring

yemsai:
Give me my ring

Which Ring? You mean Keyholder?

Vikkie14:
Which Ring? You mean Keyholder?

D title of d movie na...give me my diamond ring

yemsai:

D title of d movie na...give me my diamond ring

Now, i understand you. Goodmorning Sister.
You don watch the movie too?

I dnt kw

Please this is real incident that happened yesterday and not a movie, I won't take it likely with anyone who tries to mock me indirectly. Am in pain and anguish here. Thanks to all the serious minded people who felt my pain and mailed me as well and to all the kids in the house, please grow up.

Please mods move this to the front page so that matured people can comment.

Vikkie14:
Now, i understand you. Goodmorning Sister.
You don watch the movie too?

Lmao...yes na..d op sabi d movie wella.. she narrate am well..

masterblogger:
Please this is real incident that happened yesterday and not a movie, I won't take it likely with anyone who tries to mock me indirectly. Am in pain and anguish here. Thanks to all the serious minded people who felt my pain and mailed me as well and to all the kids in the house, please grow up.

Please mods move this to the front page so that matured people can comment.

Sorry abt dat..y nt get ur parents involved? Atleast he'll listen to dem

MrHighSea:
Maybe true. My lovely cusin before before, whom u dere not hurt even wen i'm nt around, played dt pranks on me, we av nt done dt even in our childhood. She made me trek appr. 2km under sun. She said she was coming to our place and was short on t-fare and kinda lost since she took a diff route, I was damned busy at home. I will be calling for her to exercise patience. Behold, i arrived our rendevous point, she was nt there. I phoned her, she said april fool. I was nt vex nor shouted. Just told her what you av done will affect us negatively for a long time. Happened in 2013, till date, I have zero cousin feelings for her. She keeps complaining. We dnt just connect anymore. I feel for her sometimes. I find it difficult to place her where she belong. No care. She got admission, got a job, got a fiance. I'm d first to know these things even wen the bf almost slept wit her. I even share her monthly pain wit her even wen i'm in the east n she south. I know she z weeping but...d last person dt loose my trust wen I was 7 have nt gained in back. I told my gf, MY MUM GOT MY TRUST BAK-BAK and me hers and I am willing to die for her. I dnt knw, i dnt forget things. Wat sort of person am i, I am afraid...

Yours is extreme jare.

Why do you want to kill yourself?

Because he's a medical doctor?

They're not the richest in Nigeria oo.... there are so many wealthier fishes in the oil and gas companies.

If the guy is broke and jobless, I'm sure you'd boldly drop his number here, and you won't even wish yourself death.

hmmm...this one is strong.

Acidosis:
Why do you want to kill yourself?

Because he's a medical doctor?

They're not the richest in Nigeria oo.... there are so many wealthier fishes in the oil and gas companies.

If the guy is broke and jobless, I'm sure you'd boldly drop his number here, and you won't even wish yourself death.

Bro. I notice you're always quick to assume ladies are all about the Benjamins. That's a poverty mentality (no offense) please who/what did this to you?

Pls kill yourself

And do it ASAP , we need to reduce the number of liars in this country

Evina:


Bro. I notice you're always quick to assume ladies are all about the Benjamins. That's a poverty mentality (no offense) please who/what did this to you?

Do you share something in common with the OP?

I'm a perpetual self-awarded psychologist and I can tell from her write-up that she has serious complex issues.

What has Medical Doctor got to do with the fact that she played a stunt on her boyfriend? Does it not show that OP wants us to understand the weight and consequence of her actions should she lose a Medic?

I repeat, if the guy is extremely broke, would she in the first place, open this thread?

Why didn't she tell us what she does for a living? Sorry, but I do not see a woman whose anger is based on the fact that her boyfriend is angry, instead, I see a woman who's at the verge of committing suicide should she lose a hard-to-come by Medical Doctor. It's not always about the Benjamins, what about the prestige? Iyawo Doctor ?

She's even scared of typing her bf's phone numbers so women of like minds won't play a fast one on her.


I expect her to as a matter of urgency request that her bf gets the cousin treated. What a poor boy, I'm sure if the cousin is "loaded", he would have probably given the Doc the beating of his life.

Acidosis:

Do you share something in common with the OP?

I'm a perpetual self-awarded psychologist and I can tell from her write-up that she has serious complex issues.

What has Medical Doctor got to do with the fact that she played a stunt on her boyfriend? Does it not show that OP wants us to understand the weight and consequence of her actions should she lose a Medic?

I repeat, if the guy is extremely broke, would she in the first place, open this thread?

Why didn't she tell us what she does for a living? Sorry, but I do not see a woman whose anger is based on the fact that her boyfriend is angry, instead, I see a woman who's at the verge of committing suicide should she lose a hard-to-come by Medical Doctor. It's not always about the Benjamins, what about the prestige? Iyawo Doctor ?

She's even scared of typing her bf's phone numbers so women of like minds won't play a fast one on her.


I expect her to as a matter of urgency request that her bf gets the cousin treated. What a poor boy, I'm sure if the cousin is "loaded", he would have probably given the Doc the beating of his life.

Summary please.

Cool story

Acidosis:

Do you share something in common with the OP?

I'm a perpetual self-awarded psychologist and I can tell from her write-up that she has serious complex issues.

What has Medical Doctor got to do with the fact that she played a stunt on her boyfriend? Does it not show that OP wants us to understand the weight and consequence of her actions should she lose a Medic?

I repeat, if the guy is extremely broke, would she in the first place, open this thread?

Why didn't she tell us what she does for a living? Sorry, but I do not see a woman whose anger is based on the fact that her boyfriend is angry, instead, I see a woman who's at the verge of committing suicide should she lose a hard-to-come by Medical Doctor. It's not always about the Benjamins, what about the prestige? Iyawo Doctor ?

She's even scared of typing her bf's phone numbers so women of like minds won't play a fast one on her.


I expect her to as a matter of urgency request that her bf gets the cousin treated. What a poor boy, I'm sure if the cousin is "loaded", he would have probably given the Doc the beating of his life.

Please kindly note that am not after the Benjamin or prestige as you called it. Not all ladies are like that. Please grow up kid