Abegi,
Am just here to look for epic comments, zombies and wailers.
Meanwhile, The management of University of Benin just postponed it's SUG elections again indefinitely.

u try, @no.3 wich money dey won take cook d beta fud? some ppl re just used to suffering.

healthyarena:
Light still dey my area sha!!! Don't ask me where

Where

Abeg dis fuel scarcity no be any blessing jare...

3 hours journey from office to home is now 15 minutes. BUT Transportation fee is now X3.

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA



10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

THAT IS IF THE CHURCH HAS FUEL IN ITS GENERATOR

egopersonified:

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

Not about the congestion, but the many important phone calls that must have been missed and, job opportunities, lost! It's not funny when you can't help it! No electricity. No fuel for generator. We need a better change than this.

@op when u tell a lie and a 7 year old kid starts laughing at your lie then imagine what an adult will do.if say u dey my left hand side now i for don tear u 3 simultenous slaps u go know the difference between indomie and noodles nonsense.

Area boys are now gainfully employed as u see them very early at filling stations coordinating the crowd and hustling btwn black markets and entrance fee.... What a country

ZuzuMan:

na waohhhh

Funny. My neighbor here dey on gen everyday, I dey wonder where dem dey get the fuel though. Not one hour o, three to four hours sef.

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

How does fuel scarcity elongate s*x o?

STFUand4kMeHARD:
God punish this foolishness

Are you God?

If by now,the fuel situation has not improved in your area,then you need to relocate fast,your locality must have been removed from the fuel grid!


On a more serious note,unlike yesterday,many fuel stations in my locality now have fuel selling at the normal rate.

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Ennyhorlar:
After buhari was announced the winner of the presidential election people started trekking for him. we taught they were insane. Never knew they were being prophetic -they saw the future. Now everybody is trekking. Whether you like it or not u must trek.Now Nigeria is in the period of mass trekking for buhari....Gud evening friends

lol

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lonelydora:
I still get surprise when people complain of no light. It's like the NEPA man in charge of our light has been on sabbatical since. I only read on news the power drop and increase but don't feel it.

same here!...altho i live close to a dam/power station

mytime24:
Sai chain
Men are enjoyin their chain @home

Please where did yhu get this emoji? And the ones behind them?

mytime24:
Sai chain
Men are enjoyin their chain @home

Please where did yhu get this emoji? And the ones behind it?

mytime24:
Sai chain
Men are enjoyin their chain @home

Please where did yhu get this emoji? And the ones behind it?

Op remember everything with advantage has disadvantage? Where I spend #200 to and fro is now #400, when going out we spend more time under the sun waiting for bus/cab but we end up entering okada because road dry. I pitty those breastfeeding mothers, because heat no go allow their babies sleep at night.

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

U neva finish,fuel scarcity brings unity among nigerians cos na for filling station u go se hausa and igbo man dey strife for one common tihng(fuel).

Ennyhorlar:
After buhari was announced the winner of the presidential election people started trekking for him. we taught they were insane. Never knew they were being prophetic -they saw the future. Now everybody is trekking. Whether you like it or not u must trek.Now Nigeria is in the period of mass trekking for buhari....Gud evening friends

hahahahahaha.. honestly fa...they saw tomorrow.. God go help us.. I even trek today sef

Less traffic on the major roads @ night...

Hahahaha. Very funny.

JustJosh20:
u mean u took time to cull that shitttt and post here...?

i see nothing but a list of shitttt from someone plagued with SUFFERING BUT SMILING SYNDROME...

how do u expect to develop with this shittty mentality

do you know the damage this No Fuel has and is and will cause....?

bro u need to go to Calvary...

y did I even read dis thing sef....

careful, your BP is rising oooo

adroitvezy:
Abeg dis fuel scarcity no be any blessing jare...

so your primary school teacher didn't tell you that 'everything that has disadvantage also has advantage'?...

*in yaw's voice* You need a Vet to check your kidney @Op

healthyarena:
Light still dey my area sha!!! Don't ask me where

My area de enjoy am like madt.. As I de type dis tin sef, I dey under better fan de kooleh.

On another note, Nepa guy surprise me today o.. Na so one Nepa guy cari bill come meet me de ask me how much I wan make em write for the bill. Me kwanu come tink say na joke come talk 3k (based on 2k old debt + 1k xtra). Na so de guy come write 3k untop the bill gimme o. I just de laugh like mumu.

Seems they're trying to cover for their lapses

IsaacBuchi:
No light, No fuel, No water .... APC there is God o!

are u blind, cant u read to understand, that, they is a blessing for d scarcity of everything, even forex scarcity. God bless pmb