it all started when i was in school, and the semester was about coming to an end, so i told my mother to send me money for school fees which was 30,000.

She later sent the money two days before easter, so there was this Behind badt igbo girl nkechi, i bin don dey die for am with the hope say i go catch am, but you know igbo girls na, dem too dey do shakara.

so a day before easter she told me to get something for her on easter day, i said no wahala, so on easter day, i bought her teddy bear as per say i think say she be ajebo pikin,

when she sighted me from afar, she shouted '' john na me you dey buy that doll baby for? Abeg return am sharp sharp, i resemble small pikin?''

i told her ''babe, it is what i could afford, economy is very hard''

she said ''you are very stingy and greedy, so you can't take me to mr biggs or chicken republic,

i said ''no wahala, let us reach chicken republic''

na so we waka go chicken republic, with the hope say i no go spend pass 1000 naira, see when the babe begin dey demand, i for don piss for my pant.

She said ''heys, attendant, give me 5 cartons of lacasera, 10 bucket of mr vanilla ice cream, 6 egg roll, fish roll and meat roll, 3 plates of fried rice and 5 plates of jollof rice with 7 chickens, infact mix it together, i like mixtures and add small stout,

That was how i spent upto 20,000 naira out of the 30,000 for my school fees, na so we sit down for table, she begin chop, i no know when i begin cry,

she come say ''john, are you crying?''

i said ''no, how can i cry, am a big boy, it is the aircondition, it is affecting my eyes''

after she chop finish, we begin go, she said ''goodnight john, see you tommorrow for another outing''
she commot, no kiss, no hug, no smooching, na xo my money take burn, now i am thinking of whether to meet oba akiolu of lagos so that he can throw me inside that lagos lagoon.

where can I get the copy of these Nollywood film?

If u wanna joke or lie, do it with sense. you are called homosapien for a reason.

Adaure4ever:
where can I get the copy of these Nollywood film?

grab ur copy now @ upper iweka road Onitsha.

Op, this thing dry up to the point if you move am go joke section, e no go hit.
By the way leave my sisters them make them enjoy life, na person wey chop belle-full dey hustle them. Thats why I dey manage with the non-Igbo girls I can find.
~winks~

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Ok

So Nkechi drank five cartons of lacasera eh Op Lienus Mba?? Jisike o

BreadandBeans:
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This ur nose no be here ooooo lol

Na from where u comot from sef

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