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What Is Stress? by klassic(m): 11:22am On Apr 06, 2016
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car and you decide to take
her to hospital.
When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant
and Congratulates u that u're going to be a father!
You then say u are not the father but then the lady says u are!

NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!

You require a DNA test to prove u are not the
father! Now the poo is really getting Hotter!
When the Doctor comes back with the results
and says u cannot be the father as u are infertile!

WoW!! U are indeed relieved!

But on ur way back u then remember that u are
married with 3 kids at home!

You are now extremely stressed!

And as you ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR
FATHER .

NOW THAT'S STRESS
Re: What Is Stress? by Daniel2289(m): 11:26am On Apr 06, 2016
OP which kin post b dis
Re: What Is Stress? by Smellymouth: 11:33am On Apr 06, 2016
Lol
Re: What Is Stress? by StPete: 11:49am On Apr 06, 2016
Infertility can happen at anytime even after youve had kids, so that last statement doesn't hold water
Re: What Is Stress? by ATMC(f): 11:50am On Apr 06, 2016
undecided
OP!

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