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Top Five Funny Reasons That Quench A Relationship. by alibaba1995(m): 7:42pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
5 Funny Reasons For Breakups
We all know that breakups are
not the best and are only
resorted to, when all other
options doesn’t work. When a
relationship doesn’t work out
at first, no one advices
breakup rather, it’s advised
one puts in more effort. When
break-ups happen, the bottom
reason is because things are
falling apart and the center
can’t hold.
Below are five funny but real
reasons why breakups have
happened. It may sound
untrue but just try to wrap
your brain around it because
this isn’t fictional but true life
cases.
Dressing: Two years ago, a
couple already engaged
decided to dissolve their
relationship and part ways. Of
course the question “Why?”
would pop up at some point
and the girl said “nothing” but
the guy had a different
answer. He said he couldn’t
put up with the girl’s dressing
anymore. Her dresses were too
exposing. She was either in a
micro mini skirt, a 6um short,
skin tight dresses or cleavage
revealing dresses. The girl
refused to change on the
grounds that her parents are
not blind. Go on and date your
parents. Smart girl.
Accent: This one is funny and
common too. Most girls are
guilty of this one. They travel to
South Africa for a month and
come with British accent. The
guy in this case from what
was heard, was having none
of his girl’s overly pronounced
accent. Na she go first travel
out? Heard the girl went for
her masters in UK for just a
year, came back and was
scattering everywhere with
her British accent. The guy
probably got fed up or
disgraced or both and just had
to call it off. Poor accented girl.
Ambition: When one of the
parties in a relationship is
overly ambitious, it might go
either ways with the other
party. In this case, the guy
broke up with the girl just
because she was overly
ambitious. She and the guy
started dating during her
Youth Service. Later, she got
one masters, went and got the
second one, got her PhD, all
through then, she was
running a makeup business on
one side and rendering event
planning services on the other.
She and the guy dated for
eight years but according to
the guy, on evaluation, she
wasn’t the kind of person he
wanted to settle down with.
She won’t just have ‘The time’.
Religiousness: Being a pastor
isn’t even a bad thing. Do you
know how many girls want to
get married to a pastor? Well,
this made the list since a
couple of months back; a girl
brokeup with her fiancé (not
boyfriend) with whom she
spent three good years just
because he was too religious. I
guess she was only being
satisfied spiritually and you
know girls of nowadays have
more needs than just spiritual.
She did her evaluation and
decided she would rather date
a non-religious or less-
religious person who wouldn’t
follow strict religious rules and
satisfy other aspects. Good
luck to her.
Wandering Eyes: Now this
made me laugh. A girl recently
broke up with her man after
four years and the reason is
simple and straightforward –
He has wandering eyes.
Seriously? After four years?...
Maybe he suddenly developed
it or something; but in truth,
almost all guys have
wandering eyes. You’re sitting
in a restaurant with your babe
and a sensually dressed lady
walks past your table. It’s only
human to see and look
because sight is the nature of
men. You having a Ferrari does
not mean you can’t look at a
Bugatti. It’s not cheating until
you decide to take the Bugatti
for a test drive behind the
Ferrari.
So that’s it. Have you seen or
heard some weird and funny
reasons for breakups, please
share them with us in the
comment section below.
Thanks
Mature Minds Talk. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top Five Funny Reasons That Quench A Relationship. by cruzita(f): 8:01pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
I said soak my clothes with red bucket and u soaked it with black bucket ,let's go our desperate way |
Re: Top Five Funny Reasons That Quench A Relationship. by marshalcarter: 8:04pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
M tryin to reason whr to get fuel nd ya talkin abt the latest kpata on board...ya heartless....back to ya mum's den |
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