have tried this lines several times and it works magic lol

me:Hi am Mr right I heard u are looking for me

Gal:lol yuh are funny dun even know u

me: Am jide,a stud and u?

Gal:the name is shara

me:shara ..dats a Nice name .hope ur day as been beautiful as u are

Gal: Lol yeah and urs?

me:splendid ..I hope u have bought ur form

Gal:what form

me:don't tell me you don't know about the form

Gal:seriously I don't which form

me:I tot u knew about it u should hurry up and get it

Gal:plsssss wats the form about

me:haven't u heard online girls are buying form to compete for my heart

Gal loooool...Dude u are so funny

me:I want u to purchase the the form cuz am very sure u will win

Gal:Loool...and wat made u think so?


Me: cuz u have all the qualities to win....






you take it from......Not just the normal boring chats of how are you,how was ur nite,where are you,do u have lite..let's be creative guys

Ok so whats next?Someone please complete it cause i know the girl will know hez a player boy in the end.

Hmmm...But this lines make small sense cha.

Though some girls won't find it amusing and may neither cooperate

i go try am .....

U can only trip age 20 and below with those lines
Op change ur caption from lady to girls...
Real ladies will see ur lovely chat lines as DRY.

Huh!.. Op, u try buh e doesn't work dat way anymor wit d iphone 6 gals of 2day o.!

I'm very sure that this guy isn't living in this country because if he is then he would know that the chat will go like this;


me:Hi am Mr right I heard u are looking for me
Gal:Hi
me: Am jide,a stud and u?
Gal:shara
me:shara ..dats a Nice name .hope ur day as been
beautiful as u are
Gal: ys
me:splendid ..I hope u have bought ur form
Gal:what form
me:don't tell me you don't know about the form
Gal: which form is it
me:I tot u knew about it u should hurry up and get it
Gal:hmm
me:haven't u heard online girls are buying form to
compete for my heart
Gal: kk lol
me:I want u to purchase the the form cuz am very sure u
will win
Gal:hmm
Me: cuz u have all the qualities to win....


And I thought girls were anoying. The OP still uses this useless abbreviations.

OP, U tried.