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| Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by Nobody: 2:56pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
E get this fine babe wey I jam for church today, she was sitting close to me. I con dey cut eye for her, she sef con dey gimme the "you will surely fvck me" sign. When it was time for offering, she brought out 200naira, and na 50naira I be wan carry drop for the offering box o. But I wanted to impress my crush, I brought out the only 1000naira I have in my wallet. Na so I sample the 1k make she dey see. Later we all stood up, formed two straight line and headed for the offering box. She was right beside me. I began to think of how I will get home and also have change to transport to and fro work tomorrow. The pastor was standing close to the offering box, he con dey use style check our hand and how much u drop for the offering box. Na so I slow down my movement, my crush was a little ahead of me, she dropped hers in the offering box, I quickly brought out my 50naira and dropped it without her noticing, na so pastor catch me. ""Young man remove that 50naira and put the 1000naira you were holding before, you think you can cheat God" Everybody around that noticed what had happened began LOL. My crush turned back and looked at me in disdain and LOL too. I felt ashamed and embarrassed. I just carry my bible enter road dey go house . Na xo I take miss that fwesh kpekus. She for don dey sing "halleluyah" on top my bed now, I nor blame that pastor. |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by ccvizzle(m): 3:04pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
U b akpamu.... 1 Like |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by ritababe(f): 3:07pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
I nor blame you na your name they follow you. |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by Nobody: 3:08pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Why be say na pastor dey tell you how much or how much not, to drop |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by Nobody: 3:12pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
ritababe:babe afa, ur dp na yankee u for snap am abi na front of yankee wallpaper you snap am? I nor understand. |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by BeeBeeOoh(m): 3:12pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Only if na him(pastor) put d money for my pocket, if not, I go just collect d #50 back add am money take transport maisef go house.. |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by lonelyisland(m): 3:16pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
stupidity:  rotflmao.... |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by zico530(m): 3:21pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
I am not surprised because your name says it all. |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by Dannidom(m): 7:53am On Apr 24, 2016 |
stupidity:boss abeg you fit add me for your whatsapp I sure you go get plenty babes wey you fit share gimme you know now steady gonking stuffs |
| Re: Pastor Spoil My Runs With This Babe) My Funny Experience In Church Today by GoldenJAT(m): 7:58am On Apr 24, 2016 |
guy,babe way like u.... Don like u finish.. u for still de patient wait small. that ur pastor na entrepreneur. |
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