Just for fun.
I remember last time I beat a friend of mine mercilessly about 6:0 (FIFA) and he was like, 'Emma, you know I've not eaten since morning', he ate came back and was 'retrashed'.
I also have this guy who always complains about referees being biased and I'm like 'so I don pay the ref abi?'.

Just trying to cool off the brain after a long hectic day.

I beat my younger broda 8-2 on Winning eleven and he was like you have decrease my players efficiency. They ain't running!

"I never warm up"

Ayatul:
I beat my younger broda 8-2 on Winning eleven and he was like you have decrease my players efficiency. They ain't running!

Lol... I've been told that too, I use Dortmund and I kick asses of bigger teams like Barca and Madrid, I was told I edited the team which ain't possible in FIFA

Boyoski09:
"I never warm up"

Lmaoo

''na u hold master pad na''

''my mind no dey d game sef..oya lets rematch''

''mehn, b like say dis pad don get fault ''

Boyoski09:
"I never warm up"

Lmaoo

be like u don bride ref

I won my younger brother in a bike race (down hill) and he was like, i thought i was the one controlling the first pad. My laughter almost made him smash the pad.

I beat ma frnd 7 straight games ystrdy. during d game he was continuously complaining abt d pad.... kk we exchanged pads, then I beat him anoda 3 straight.... we were playing d 4th of which I was already 5 up. him1. first half , suddenly he jus dropped d pad lying DAT. HE NO DEY FORM...ehn... I JUS GET TEMPORARY WINNING STREAK... GAME NO DEY HIM BODY... etc


the niqqa no dey agree say I beta pass am..

After trashing one of my niggas 5 times in a row he said.


"You get luck, na because of this headache and besides I never chao..

"my pad is not good"

Lol There are so many excuses I've heard my friend used and used myself that I can't even remember all


- My heart is not in it

- The light is affecting my eyes

- The pad is faulty

- I have headache

- I was just joking

- I'm hungry.

One even said I was controlling the game meself LOL

I remember trashing my roomie back to back when we was playing PES16 on lappy.
After a while, he was like, "u don dey do this ur /ojoro/ sliding tackles again abi? The game no even sweet me again sef". Another day, he was like, "u dey score anyhow because na u dey use d analog pad"
I still feel sorry for him

"u self no Na ,Na cux I no wear ma jersey cm .u self no Na." I lv winning eleven dey Dnt score stupid goals dre Nt Lyk PES.

In yoruba " Ó bó sí o lówó ni"
i go be like :::

I still remember beating my roommate 8:0 and from that day, he started keeping malice with me, me wey no send.

Jacksonville:
''na u hold master pad na''

''my mind no dey d game sef..oya lets rematch''

''mehn, b like say dis pad don get fault ''

. No 3 epic.. That's what's my niggas say every damn time

Lwkmd...sum ppl sabi add salt and sugar to lie sha....dem never beat u b4 wen u gve excuse oo...na u dey always win nd na dem dey gve una xcuse....well....keep the lies rolling




Lynus titilie ashiku

vickvan:
I won my younger brother in a bike race (down hill) and he was like, i thought i was the one controlling the first pad. My laughter almost made him smash the pad.

Lwkm.....me dey do ma bro dis tin...nd bks of dat...he'll shift faaaaaar away from me...me go cum be lyk..ayaf vezz its tym for brutality...he go still beat me put jara untop una wey sabi win pesin...I hate all of una

pad get fault I'm sleepy your team is stronger than mine the one wey vex me pass na "i just allowed you to win" i be like nigga What the?

I just dey watch ur hand......you shld be a watchman brov, this referee dhey favour you....haba ontop programmed console, you well sef,
I just dhey study ur formation...eeee see dis one dhey form Mourinho oo ........You die well, I go kee you ontop this game today

i remember how one of my roomates was given 13-0 on pes, he was like "sincerely,i wasnt playing to win,he was playing with agression".

Gebbson007:
"u self no Na ,Na cux I no wear ma jersey cm .u self no Na." I lv winning eleven dey Dnt score stupid goals dre Nt Lyk PES.

winning eleven and pes are one of the same. just different names

My younger bro defeated 4-1 in FIFA "I was like mtcheeew my mind no dey this game jor, na that stuff dad discussed with us dey my mind....... 2days after na 6 - 0 hin chop.... he was like "my pad dey seize..... haha

Rexhenrex:
God bless you...lmao if you know how hard u made me laugh this morning. my friend wiped me 6:1 i told him av not eaten thats why. then we bought and prepared spaghetti after which he gave me a flawless 11:0 win that guy got no chill o(he is a nairalander sef hope he won't come and laugh me)

Lmaoo, I hope he sees this... Na to dey jest you all day.

nerdfrost:
. No 3 epic.. That's what's my niggas say every damn time

lol

Boyoski09:
"I never warm up"

I second that. Cause I also use it at times, but is almost true when I tell folks I never warm up. I miss playing PES with my bestie Henry(he is the only guy that would made me say I never warm up).

emitoz:
I still remember beating my roommate 8:0 and from that day, he started keeping malice with me, me wey no send.

hahaaaa, malice on top game, stop lying

Geheeheehee.


Excuses plenty nao.

I dey give excuses, my pals sef dey give.

Playing FIFA and losing, u hear excuses like "Dis pad is bad, dat girl dat jex passed in front of d TV jex distracted me, u don edit d team Abi?, u dey use ojoro team, Shebi today na Ur day nao etc" and d winner would be like "Shey u need flash drive make u record Ur comments and complaints, next time I'm playing FIFA jex put Ur hand behind u and politely ask if u should be allowed to play cos we be Ur Bros for hia."