Cheating is serious business.... Especially with hot-water-throwing Girlfriends we have in Nigeria....
I bring you some 10 ways to go about your cheating escapades successfully..... (Let's hope she's not reading tis sha)



1. Start the Relationship on the Right terms

Don't get too overclose just immediately with your Girlfriend... Don't over call... No over texting... Let her know you won't call her asking how her night was, or whether she don chop... She'll honor your proposal trust me...
Plus....
if you want cheat you need all the extra time you can get na

Tis is the first step in the right Direction

2.NEVER give her access to your phone or computer!

Tis is the easiest means to get caught bro... Don't leave your phone lying around when she dey around... N even if you do...encrypt it with high level password.. ...

3. You Need a Trust worthy Wingman

Yes you cannot succeed in your evil act if you don't have tat trustworthy friend..

**she calls your friend**
She: abeg is he there?
Your friend: Yes, he don drink sleep....I for say make you follow am talk...his battery is dead...make I wake am?
She: No o..no problem I just wanted to know were he is...

** He calls you**
Him: Guy were you dey?
You: I dey tat level na
Him: she call me o
.....
tis is he kind of friends you should keep no matter what your mum have been telling you you

4. Don't have sex at least a day befor sleeping with your girlfriend

Unless you have the stamina of calabar boys,don't sleep with anyone at least a day before you get down with your main girl, she might notice a decline in the usual amount of load you drop... Or a decrease in your stamina...
#bewise

5.Try to have the affair at your 'side chicks' houses

Never bring those girls to your house o....
You never know who is watching....

6. Create a perfect Alibi.. And a plan B

If tat your backup friend is unavailable or some reason, Rehearse your lie well o... Tat no matter how she reasons it. It still makes sense... Unless of course you b staff and the lie comes naturally....

7. Don't let your Guilt expose you o!

Ok she's a nice girl,you don't feel good you cheated on her.. You suddenly call her or send her a romantic text... Or even worse!!, you buy her a gift outta the blues... Cheii.... She will suspect you na!

8. Clear your Chat history!

Ok number 2 states you should never leave your phone unlocked.. But ts always good to have a back up plan... Don't save your side chicks numbers on your phone... Always clear your chat history when you chat with them....

9. Have a different number/email for your mistresses

Don't use your regular number/email address....You should have a different number or email which will only be available when you are expecting a call or mail from them...

10. Don't change your routine!!

Don't
•Start wearing a Different perfume or using it heavily when going out!!
•change your hairstyle too fast
•change your activities she's always known you to do
•change your dress pattern when goin out

Infact don't change the liitle things you do when she's around... Women are known to pick up these simple signs....n if she puts them together.........Gbam! You are in soup!



Note:Tis post is just for laughs


#burningfingers

Am very sure u were once a boss in the game..I give u hand..: u try well well..well done oh..well done..back to the post .. Ur very correct but expect a lot of bashing from the ladies oh, cus they are on their way..well done oh.. I greet u once again..welldone for breaking so many guy codes in just one post.. Welldone

op. to slap u just dey hungry me. thank God my bar isn't a nairalander

The first 3 characters in your moniker says it all. Sly!!!

what are you promoting?

vizkiz:
do you know that you just revealed "how to catch a cheating boyfriend" BASTARDD

Mumu... Sorry... No more games... Remove tat bastardd oga... Na small warning o..

Bro you just sold some hommies out. Am sure you must af gotten ready for the bashing that will follow sha. That wingman part though . Reminds me of that joke about a wife calling her husbands friends asking for his whereabouts. 10 different guys unknowingly will all claim the guy passed out on them couch. Guys una telepathic o

Op, you don baff

Abi you no hear sey 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse were cheating on their partners..

Kontinu

babs01:
what are you promoting?

** STOP CHEATING YOUR SECRET IS OUT!!**

vizkiz:
do you know that you just revealed "how to catch a cheating boyfriend" BASTARDD

krak101:
Bro you just sold some hommies out. Am sure you must af gotten ready for the bashing that will follow sha. That wingman part though . Reminds me of that joke about a wife calling her husbands friends asking for his whereabouts. 10 different guys unknowingly will all claim the guy passed out on them couch. Guys una telepathic o

You mean WE telepathic o

VickyRotex:
The first 3 characters in your moniker says it all. Sly!!!

Tats me!

Cc.
Lalasticlala

An my big bros
Wristbangle
Tosyne2much

slyIsaac:


You mean WE telepathic o

nope. Una telepathic

When u cheat, never allow d b¡tch catch u red handed. Alaways put urself in a position where u can have plausible deniability. Works all d time.

Dagaya:
Am very sure u were once a boss in the game..I give u hand..: u try well well..well done oh..well done..back to the post .. Ur very correct but expect a lot of bashing from the ladies oh, cus they are on their way..well done oh.. I greet u once again..welldone for breaking so many guy codes in just one post.. Welldone

Ah greet you too bros....

Gbam!

vizkiz:
do you know that you just revealed "how to catch a cheating boyfriend" BASTARDD

he's a fvcking indiot...monkey.
now d girls know how to catch us.
u happy now?

Chai! Well cut out plan!!

But always remember everyday is for the thief but only one day is for the owner. Just go and watch the Yoruba boiz version of Justin Beiber's Sorry on YouTube and see how d smart gee was caught lol