ifyalways:
What are y'all messaging yourselves up and down? Hope we wont hear stories that touch later. . .

OgoMentor84:
Joncan and christie am also ready to go any moment from now,av u pple move if not yes,lets all of us team 2geda and move for two heads re better than one pm me ur nums,my09074987596

Christie171:
sorry friends I've changed my mind. heading to Saudi Arabia now

roughdiamond:
Hello house, I plan to come probably by March next year after my Youth Service. I have read this topic from page one to this current page. Honestly, I must commend your efforts. My plan is to come and establish a business, though my budget is low (500-800k Naira). What businesses can I start with this amount and which areas should I look forward to? Can I get a flat sharing there (I would like to start with a low life)? Lastly, owing to CBN's ban on Naira card abroad, what can be my possible means of transferring my money. By cash seems at risk to me. Please I would like to have your opinions on this as I want to intensify my plans. Need to leave immediately after my passing out. (May not withstand seeing my CV used in rapping Akara)
Thanks

corkpikin:



[b]let say N1 million

That's 1million CFA

Accommodation in areas like Cocody,Riveria and Palmeria extention

100,000 cfa per month at Riveria Jardin studio apartment.
Landlord takes 3 months rent + 2 months Caution + Agent fee equals 600,000 Cfa . I had no choice. Trechville,Grandbassam, Macouri faya, is a no no for me Average house rent overthere is 50,000 to 60,000 cfa.
Youpogon hmmmn! it's a choice though house rent there is btw 35,000 to 50,000 cfa see! fine girls full here o most especially you can't speak French prepared to be loved by FEMME here unlike no woman for u in Nigeria if u can't speak good english.

Taxi from Cocody to Trechville 2,000 CFA woro woro cost 700cfa ... Normal Naija money remember CFA and Naira are almost the same

10 eggs cost 1,000 cfa
Can coke cost 500 cfa
Table water 500 cfa .... Though they have one of the best h20
SK something that make's boiz smile ask tinubu .. 1 wrap is 1000cfa and naija 100 Naira .... No wonder they traffic drug here but if thier police catch you ehn! 20 years bye bye ur pikin don grow smoke that shit in ur house .

Your 10,000 Naira in Nigeria is one paper here.

Now i want to do e spending

wake up in the morning and i brush up my teeth.
visit suprette
Bonjour man. I normally don't use the word Messouir

Me: Bonjour Man
Him: Bonnnnjour mesiour common tu va
me: Fine! Mercy . Frowned face naija calculation on my head..
Pardon don mua . Eff avec delo combien?
Him: Mill cent cang..
Me: QUA? pardon ecript write. pulls out my calculator to press the figure ..Oh 1,500 Cfa egg and water .. Nawaooooo!
give red bull how much ?
Him: 1,000 cfa
Me: for my head Red bull 1k naija inside west Africa wey i no dey Europe damn! Abidjan is expensive Ghana dey learn work.

3G internet 10,000 cfa

10gig cost 30,000 cfa

If you have a job here you are good to go. [/b]

Harzontorh:


Hi le stylo, Kindly drop your number, i need to contact you. or e-mail. or you mail me. Merçi

LeStylo:


Hello. An old friend in CIV would love to sell beads. Perhaps i can hook you two and she could be your retailer of sort. What do you think? Yes, she's an Ivoirian but speaks no word of English apart from basic greetings.

Let me know what you think.

corkpikin:
[b]The French government really tried but one thing I have noticed about here is that the real estate here are not organized.

They love enjoyment pass their future.
If you want to know. I was in a bar at Alade market along Riveria around 8:00 pm then a police man came and instructed the bar man to reduce the volume of the music.

Girls here are dope # If u are married problem if you are not married bigger one.

I like Yopougon ... I cll the area Young people .. If you have money I won't advice you to patronise Abuja 50k for what ? Haba ! That is Kworroption and BUBU must look into it.

Meanwhile with your swag and confidence

Me: Hallo cava cherry
Her: halllllo Mesiour cavaa a ( French ascent )

Bouncing and trying to look straight into eyeball
Me: Qui cava pasque moi pallay French Empe ..camarat isi la
Arrive one moi 2 weeks je'compre week?
Her: qui in semmien ..Daccord Commons tu ta appele?
Me : Je ma appele corkpik moi Nigeria tua pallay Anglais?
Apre toi moi become bien monamiee ( feeling excited )
Her: Daccord
Me : Don mua ton Numero apre mua appele
Her: portab gartay speak deep French
Me: you mean phone no good ? Number yepa pattay
Her: deep French!
Me: Well cherry moi je pa compre o French empe OK? Writes my number in paper give her

Some collect and text while some don't bother meanwhile thanks for Google translation .

Ivoriens are friendly but would never trust you because they don't even trust themselves.
Maybe because they love drinking if your wife get pregnant ivoriens are bad oooo I no see but I hear and have seen close to that .
No job

Nigeria is better . If you can maintain your champion.
I thought SouthhAfrica was expensive
Mo wa l'enu e bayi.
[/b]

omololakej:




@ lestylo am a bead maker and supply at wholesales price.

ngcars:
Bien merci mon frère

Ugosample:

Très bien...
Tu es toujours à Abidjan, ou tu es parti?

Ugosample:



Young Shall Grow maza maza
The ticket can't be more than 23k