» Story: Brouhaha In The House Of God
(18 +) – Season 1 Episode 1



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Me and my friend Austin coming back
from school after a notorious exam.

Me: guy where them put you na i nor
even see your signboard OR breaklight
self.

Austine: omo na ss3 class them carry
us go oh, and na that wicked chuks be
our supervisor.

Me: chai see punishment, that means
no show for una side be that oh.

Austine: no show at all the exam worse
pass jamb self, the thing really hard, na
where you dey self.

Me: i dey multipurpose na.
Austine: see luck oh, there wey people
many, them nor go even know who dey
do expo.

Me: na so oh, even me expo wey i write
for my sleepers all of them clean, na
person book i tear commot oh.

Austine: wicked boy, but you dey mumu
oh, you nor know say the thing go clean
before?

Me: i nor reason go there at all, abeg
make we waka fast i get choir practice
today.

Austine: that una choir wey una dey
Bleeping Bleeping each other so.

Me: thuunder fire that your mouth,
which kind Bleeping Bleeping be that.

Austine: hahaha even i hear say una
choir master dey Bleep two of una girls.

Me: na lie joor, na rumous, all those
people wey dey carry fake fake rumous
waka na God go punish them.
We continue trekking, our school is very
far from our house, e take us 50
minutes from our house to school,
sometimes i do get free bike base on
say my mama na nurse and they know
her for that community well well,
meanwhile i be choir member for one
anglican church, and we get beautiful
girls with big hips ?.I got home exactly
4:00pm, our house dey opposite
hospital wey my mummy they work, na
primary health care government
hospital, i open door enter house saw
my elder brother cactus im senior me
with 3 years i greet, i drop my bag and
check pot omo nothing dey pot, i enter
room carry 50 naira from container, i
went outside to buy head of fish, i came
back and use the fish to sama garri,
after eating i went straight to my bed to
sleep at least i have like one hour left
before the choir practice start, so i
decided to sleep, as i they put my head
for pillow i see my brother they carry
cuttlass and bag.

Me: bros you wan enter farm this
evening?

Cactus: which farm, i wan go river go
kill fish.

Me: them don put chemical for river?

Cactus: they there dey sleep na.

Me: chai na im you nor tell me since,
only you wan just go abi?

Cactus: na just now them call me self
na frank call me say them don put
gamali 20 for river oh.Oboy no more
choir practice again oh, i got up quickly
and prepare myself to go hunting i took
one fitter, one cuttlas and big bag,.
The river is not too far, na our backyard
e dey, infact na only we and our
neighbour dey go the river go baf
because na only we they that
compound, na Jehovah Witneses them
be, as we reach there omo come see
people, some stand for bank of the
river they watch people wey they use
cuttlass smash fish head, so i leave my
brother for there and head straight to
down of the river, they say na the down
side the fish they pass, very dark spot
and also very deep, i crossed to the
other side and enter inside the deep
river wey reach me for belle, standing
at the center of big sea, holding my
cuttlass ready for ultimate battle
between me and fish with the help of
chemical, then i heard big smash at my
back, i turn around and saw my big
neighbour Felix, im senior me with 10
years or so me i be small pikin, im they
put one small fish for bag.

bros felix: na you dey here?

Me: yes bros, good evening.

Felix: you nor dey fear oh see as only
you just stand for this rugged area.

Me: ha nothing to fear na, so far the
chemical they work nothing go happen.
So two of us stay middle of the river
dey kill fish, i saw one electric fish not
too big, i cut the head and use filter to
put it inside my bag, i caught alot of fish
before the unusual happen something i
will never forget in a hurry.


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