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Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Phemour: 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2009
it depends on her name

e.g, if her name is Lysaaa

L = Loff

Y = you

S = Sweety

A = abi?

A = abi?


grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 6:06pm On Aug 10, 2009
i'm related to samuel peters, just for the records.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Ben13: 6:12pm On Aug 10, 2009
:d
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by netotse(m): 6:18pm On Aug 10, 2009
lysaa:

if she answers that means she's stupid
. . .not if you have enough swag. it wont work for everyone, but if u can pull it off it'll work(unless she's one of all those gels that have agidi)

and oh yeah change the smile to "a hint of a smile"
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Phemour: 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2009
lysaa:

i'm related to samuel peters, just for the records.
so you're alive  angry
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Aug 11, 2009
enemy of life
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Aug 11, 2009
simple act to get a girl
walk up to a girl u admire,
smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders
ask her if she likes u
tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her
if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away**********
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Donvilo(m): 11:03am On Aug 11, 2009
clemcykul:

simple act to get a girl
walk up to a girl u admire,
smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders
ask her if she likes u
tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her
if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away**********
lol clemcykul lol grin grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nich(m): 11:04am On Aug 11, 2009
clemcykul:

simple act to get a girl
walk up to a girl u admire,
smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders
ask her if she likes u
tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her
if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away**********
shocked mehn! see death wish! cheesy
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Aug 11, 2009
who tell u?
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 1:06pm On Aug 11, 2009
clemcykul:

simple act to get a girl
walk up to a girl u admire,
smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders
ask her if she likes u
tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her
if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away**********

craziness at the highest level grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 1:27pm On Aug 11, 2009
netotse:

. . .not if you have enough swag. it wont work for everyone, but if u can pull it off it'll work(unless she's one of all those gels that have agidi)

and oh yeah change the smile to "a hint of a smile"

what kinda swag haven't we seenwhen they're all recycled?

for the smile, i like to stick with the original bill. . not a coined version.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bydot1(m): 1:50pm On Aug 11, 2009
Clem>> You believe can walk away just like that, menh you re a dead man, At first you touch her breast means you're a ritualist to her(coz no one can just badge on you and go for your breast, it crazy), she wil definately shout for help at that moment n believe me bro you go recieve the beating of your life for there.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 11, 2009
grin grin grin i cant stop laughing here!
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 3:54pm On Aug 11, 2009
yep, u signed for that when u came here.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 4:51pm On Aug 11, 2009
clemcykul:

simple act to get a girl
walk up to a girl u admire,
smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders
ask her if she likes u
tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her
if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away**********

shocked shocked com and c living corpes 4 hie o cool
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Ben13: 5:05pm On Aug 11, 2009
you don dey talk like say you go fit toast babe even for 24hrs
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2009
;d ;d ;d
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sylve11: 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2009
see bad life cool
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 5:58pm On Aug 11, 2009
am jst cool cool
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bydot1(m): 6:19pm On Aug 11, 2009
hehehe cheesy
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by mamagee6(f): 9:15pm On Aug 12, 2009
v3nom4eva:

Joke of the century!!

lol!!!!
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by kolaoloye(m): 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2009
Young lady, where is your escort?
The lady: Escort?
Don't you know that God's master piece shouldn't be going out without one?
The lady now smiles then you caaaaarrry go grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 2:47pm On Aug 13, 2009
carry go and get knocked out.

lol so wa pa?
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by palermo: 5:32pm On Aug 14, 2009
Je ka collabooo shocked tongue
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Baxilexi(m): 11:33pm On Aug 14, 2009
Simple.
for Behind chicks- I'd say beauty is common but what is rear is great energy. Tell me, what is it inside you that makes me want to know you more than a mere face in the crowd.
For not so Behind chicks - baby, are you a terrorist cos you blow my heart away.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 6:43am On Aug 15, 2009
not bad my favourite so far
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by cbase: 10:51am On Aug 15, 2009
I'd say "desprate times for desprate measures, so tell me ur name sharp sharp" grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 10:57am On Aug 15, 2009
grin grin crazy
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nawaoh2: 11:00am On Aug 15, 2009
girl
sexyLeamon pls send your email to coldfllame@yahoo.ca. its hidden wanna chat bout something with you
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 11:05am On Aug 15, 2009
are u replying to the topic or are u talking to me? by the way dats a nice line for 60 seconds grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nawaoh2: 11:14am On Aug 15, 2009
give me 60 sec to chat with you then you can say if am good or not

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