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| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 11:15am On Aug 15, 2009 |
your time start NOW! |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bydot1(m): 11:36am On Aug 15, 2009 |
*starts d stopwatch* |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 4:52pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
accurate time keeper |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by mamagee6(f): 5:09pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
*Time Elapses*, go and get a job.  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
moma gee don yanananana. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by cbase: 9:17pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
wala wa oo |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 2:10pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
wahala dey, yes! |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 2:23pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
palermo: she na inside hia u dey collaboo  **Rabbish** |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Jeovy(m): 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
lysaa:but we no go see am |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 2:34pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
its not our portion but we can behold with our eyes |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:42am On Jan 08, 2013 |
I resurrected the thread 'cause it's funny.  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 08, 2013 |
anayoe: yes for real let's be true and play this game. ''Hey Gurl Tell your Dad that am not happy he skipped Work Yestrday, if he keeps on that way this Year am afraid he would get Sacked -- Can I be your Bf?'' |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 08, 2013 |
ARareGem: I resurrected the thread 'cause it's funny. Nice Work i must Sae  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 9:28pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
^^ Hello, El. How ya doin? Happy new year. As for that your pick-up line, I must sae you have a way with words.  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 12:07am On Jan 09, 2013 |
HapPy New YeaR to U DeaRest  Try Placing Yaself in the Lady's Position, what would be ur response? |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by hassanlolu(m): 7:28am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Abuse her nd ignore her, u wil see her later, den u apologise. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:31am On Jan 09, 2013 |
^^ That would definitely work. Oga, what would be your line? |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:33am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Try putting myself in her position? That's easy. Since a certain distant relative of mine- Uncle Hassan- has been pursing his PhD at the Jet Age School of Bombing and he's been an eager teacher to yours truly,  [s]and I've been an ardent student ready to practise,[/s] I'll graciously oblige you with an approval. Yes, you can be my boyfriend, sweetheart.God bless the man who threatens to sack my phather and blackmails me into dating him!  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 9:27am On Jan 09, 2013 |
ARareGem: Try putting myself in her position? That's easy. Lmao -- Actually i got a Lady On board with that Threat! |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by hassanlolu(m): 11:56am On Jan 09, 2013 |
ARareGem: ^^ That would definitely work.did u men whaat hssan said or which one my line ( You re so stupid for allowing him to trat u like dat,''y m i even tlking to u now''?,Idiot) then leave.. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:30pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
hassanlolu: *Scratches a spot on her head till it goes bald* Honestly, I don't have an idea of what you're talking about.  Just tell us how you would toast a girl in 60 secs .  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:43pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
El Guapo: Yeah, right. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 11:59am On Jan 10, 2013 |
ARareGem: Eh. . .My Sweet Potato Do u still Rove me? |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 6:49am On Jan 12, 2013 |
El Guapo: Of course, I do. I rove you with the rove of Christ. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bunmioguns(m): 6:57am On Jan 12, 2013 |
ARareGem:  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
ARareGem: Do we Nyansh with the Rove of Christ Tonite? bunmioguns: Matured Minds are Communicating -- Go watch Cartoon Network |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bunmioguns(m): 1:39pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
El Guapo: where are the matured minds *looks left nd right*, abeg stop day dreaming |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
bunmioguns: Your Mum wont be happy With U oOO -- Go watch those Plates na |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bunmioguns(m): 2:03pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
El Guapo: BUSH PIG |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:08pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
bunmioguns: |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by ARareGem(f): 7:17pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
El Guapo: I don't understand your question. And even if I did, I still wouldn't understand it. [s] Stop talking out of the bottom of your bum. [/s] |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
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