SANDOSKI:
For having a beautiful smile......Ewo me wey get beautiful Laugh how much person go give me.....





*Going to the Restaurant______to get my own share

let me see your loughing face.

735i:
That uncle will conveniently run into you again soon, give you another £50, collect your number....and brush your kpekus

"brush" buhahahahaha

cornel994:
Oga na u get post u come d struggle FTC again...Nigerians sha

lol " hook me up wit a Nigerian uncle"

No mind the guy jare

Look before you leap. Its £50 and not €50....I too know! People like you don't bother to read instructions before answering questions in exams/tests.

Michellla:
50 EUR = 11,389 NGN

To catch a monkey u need to act like a monkey.dat 50€ equal to 50brushing wen he finally catch u finish.

akpur1:
Chopping Money like that in this times. If na me I just need to see your kpekuws.

Bad guy lol

rapcy:
@sandoski is pretty. Can I be your friend?

Thank you,,,,


Everyone is my friend, don't worry we are friends...

hijodedios:


let me see your loughing face.

Come to my house........

zeusdgrt:
When u laff for two hours and nobody send u,then u go advise urslf make u buy ice cream begin go house before them strt to call mental care for ur head.Report back after ur mission!

Lol.....

ireneony:
your meme is funny. .Lwkmd

600million ni 600million ko

Or do you mean 600million in Zimbabwe dollar

My dear, money is good ooo

SANDOSKI:




Lol.....

how did it go?

akpur1:
Chopping Money like that in this times. If na me I just need to see your kpekuws.

*sighs If I say what's on my mind, two of us would be banned trust me.

zeusdgrt:
how did it go?

Fine

SANDOSKI:


Fine

how much u make?

Deejavuu:
Everything that happens these days, ends up online

Yes oh plus the one that makes sense and the senseless once

He didn't do it for nothing. As a true Nigerian he will expect you to show some "gratitude" later on.

trust naija guy,he wan take style 'toast' d girl he come flash am 50£ so dat she go know say he get money.

let me have your house address.

SANDOSKI:





Come to my house........

SANDOSKI:
For having a beautiful smile......Ewo me wey get beautiful Laugh how much person go give me.....





*Going to the Restaurant______to get my own share

In Fals Voice: Ah Fine Geh, Dat your laugh go be A.Y tinz o

Anyways, dey go the restaurant, meself go meet u there come pay $500 for that ur beautiful braid.
When I land, u just form Stella Damasus; me, i'll form Teju Babyface (Democracy o! btw). U laff small, the kish is yours

The 50pounds is not the problem, but to be honest some Nigerian guys abroad are so stupid and they spoil our name here. They always wana use money to get a girl's attention; that's why akata girls want Nigerian guys because they think we are stupid and we throw money anyhow. Must you flaunt money to get a girl.

SANDOSKI:
For having a beautiful smile......Ewo me wey get beautiful Laugh how much person go give me.....





*Going to the Restaurant______to get my own share

lmfao. u no go kill pesin.

wouldn't mind paying to see your smile though...

Ioannes:



lmfao. u no go kill pesin.

wouldn't mind paying to see your smile though...

Lol.......how much you go pay me...


*adjust my wrapper to come meet you **

chachanga:



In Fals Voice: Ah Fine Geh, Dat your laugh go be A.Y tinz o

Anyways, dey go the restaurant, meself go meet u there come pay $500 for that ur beautiful braid.
When I land, u just form Stella Damasus; me, i'll form Teju Babyface (Democracy o! btw). U laff small, the kish is yours

Lol......



Oya dey come the restaurant, I d wait for you... No worry I go laugh plenty.....

SANDOSKI:



Lol.......how much you go pay me...

*adjust my wrapper to come meet you **

lol. *waiting*

Ioannes:


lol. *waiting*

*running *

just here to see the smile.




what!!! op where is the smile?

CrownExecutives:
That's how we rolled back then in the UK. Them ladies see it as a surprise whenever a Naija dude does stuffs like that because their hommies will never try that. We so generous

Generous !!!! Some one need to look up the meaning of generous in a dictionary. I have so many choice words I could have use for this situation generous ain't one of them, Stupid comes into mind. Remember if money is so easy to make everybody will be making it.

Haters everywhere asking how much he has given his mum or siblings.
I had this argument with a pal days back, he was like "guy u dey furk up big time, how you go buy babe laptop for birthday? I was like bros, calm down If I can't spend my money on something that makes me happy, then why do I hustle to make the bar?
Being an only boy, all my sister's are well to do, my mum receives salary thrice my own, not to mention my dad I pay my tithe, I give help to the helpless and I make solve problems that wouldn't weigh me down financially. Now I have a girlfriend that cooks, washes and clean my house, she has a beautiful smile too, and she makes me smile cos she is damm funny, and yet I can't give her an expensive gift.
Meanwhile, I host my homeboys every day weekend.

SANDOSKI:





*running *

akpur1:
Chopping Money like that in this times. If na me I just need to see your kpekuws.

Life is not about kpekuws bro..

Na so we be oh.


This babe never jam Nigerian wey be like the horse inside the coat of arms sha... She go hear am then!