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How To Remain Poor. by Honestly1: 3:01pm On May 01, 2016
HOW TO REMAIN POOR:
1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and
turning in bed until you get too hungry to
continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why
hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money.
Whenever you get money, start spending it right
away and when it's finished, you try to count
and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big
money. How can you save when you earn so
little? Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for
the "uneducated".
How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade,
network marketing or homebased production?
That's for people who never went to school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an
angel comes from heaven and gives you
capital. How do they expect you to invest
before you get millions? Even though more than
half the businesses in your town were started
with little capital, you as a smart person can
only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own
attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the
government and the banks that refused to lend
you money. They are all bad and do not want
you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this,
buy consumer products on credit and keep
borrowing from friends and employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're
wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the
congregation with your trendy fashions every
Sunday.
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,
you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that
costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for
since you're such a loving parent. They should
not struggle for anything because you do not
want them to suffer that way.

Source: lots of books

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Re: How To Remain Poor. by TrumpDonald(m): 3:38pm On May 01, 2016
Money is very important and the reason most of us went to school is in order to make money.

After graduation, what one needs is money and not a job. Our focus on getting a job as d only way of making money is d reason y most graduates can't think outside d box.

The world is changing and we shud adapt. Anything worth doing is with doing well... So long as d money is coming in, u are doing well

U mustn't b in a suit and tie for u to claim u are doing well.

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Re: How To Remain Poor. by luwins(m): 3:43pm On May 01, 2016
VERY true. Happy New month
Re: How To Remain Poor. by admindim: 12:58pm On May 02, 2016
great wonderfull

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