Its amazing our Young men of today are so scared of marriage rites and demands.Spineless men !.Our fathers never disputed or argued;they paid willingly and with happiness;little wonder their marriages lasted.
Better soup na Money kill am @Ogidi boy If you are scared,from wawa suffri divert to gboko.

ifyalways:

Its amazing our Young men of today are so scared of marriage rites and demands.Spineless men !.Our fathers never disputed or argued;they paid willingly and with happiness;little wonder their marriages lasted.
Better soup na Money kill am @Ogidi boy If you are scared,from wawa suffri divert to gboko.

My sister see me, see motocycle !!
does ogidi boy now want to change our ancient landmarks instituted by our great forefathers?
does he want to begin haggling the price of a wife as though he were buying coco yam at ekeoha market?
He should bring out the money and pay
If he doesn't have money,let him ask other men how they make money
ocho kwa nu, ya ga Bank of America ga  gbaziri ego
anyi g'a ha pu zi omenala me we ome n'elu?

Lol dude that buys plantain from Walmart is talking about traditional marriage. Afi wawa naa

@Ifyalways, our forefathers did not get their wives with 20 crates of Fanta, 20 crates of "Big Stout", 20 kegs of palmwine, 10 cartons of Omo/Elephant, 100 bars of truck and Duck soap, 50 Holland Wax, 100 Akwete, 17 packs of Marlboro and Benson, 5 cows, 100 chickens. . . etc  So wtf is "traditional" with Tura, Marlboro and Imperial Lather? Na Igbo people 'invent' Marlboro, Tura and Joy soap? 

See how some Igbo people injected all manners of weirdness in'' traditional'' wedding. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding for Opanka sandals, Microwave ovens  and emerald rings. What happened to the good ol dwarf goats, Akwete, Wax, Coral beads (African Bling bling ) and untainted palmie? Now if the groom decides to throw a party in the gates of heaven, nobody can stop him, but injecting  weird items like Joy soap, St. Moritz and Tura is just. . . silly. 

Anyone wanna marry an Igbo girl without buying pink unicorns and winged elephants, hit me up and I will supply you with the lenient territories and no-go territories. . .

Its very easy to cause a miscarriage so this plan of "just knock her up" wont work with all.

You broke asses had berra find a better way

grafikdon:

@Ifyalways, our forefathers did not get their wives with 20 crates of Fanta, 20 crates of "Big Stout", 20 kegs of palmwine, 10 cartons of Omo/Elephant, 100 bars of truck and Duck soap, 50 Holland Wax, 100 Akwete, 17 packs of Marlboro and Benson, 5 cows, 100 chickens. . . etc  So wtf is "traditional" with Tura, Marlboro and Imperial Lather? Na Igbo people 'invent' Marlboro, Tura and Joy soap? 

See how some Igbo people injected all manners of weirdness in'' traditional'' wedding. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding for Opanka sandals, Microwave ovens  and emerald rings. What happened to the good ol dwarf goats, Akwete, Wax, Coral beads (African Bling bling ) and untainted palmie? Now if the groom decides to throw a party in the gates of heaven, nobody can stop him, but injecting  weird items like Joy soap, St. Moritz and Tura is just. . . silly. 

Anyone wanna marry an Igbo girl without buying pink unicorns and winged elephants, hit me up and I will supply you with the lenient territories and no-go territories. . .

Help me ask them. Most of the items don't even make sense. Imperial lather? Who still uses that?

let him continue to cry here and looking for way to make it cheap (by knocking her up). he should take a second job at target, walmart, Ihop, Lowes, home depot, kmart, payless shoe store, waiter at cheesecake factory etc to make more money.
siddon there with your broke ass my friend and chop akasi with texas hot sauce while shopping for ogede at walmart. me go help my parents edit it sef.

*Hauwa*:

let him continue to cry here and looking for way to make it cheap (by knocking her up). he should take a second job at target, walmart, Ihop, Lowes, home depot, kmart, payless shoe store, waiter at cheesecake factory etc to make more money.
siddon there with your broke ass my friend and chop akasi with texas hot sauce while shopping for ogede at walmart. me go help my parents edit it sef.

Sharap there, the Walmart here sells the same Dole brand Plantains, like the one they have at the African Store in Dallas. . My broke ass is taking 22 credit hours this fall and working full time, you think I still have time for a second job

You properly only have 12 credit hours to take, that's why you have mouth to talk. You wan follow osisi and TOH  yab me, and all this time I thought you was my big sister.

grafikdon:

@Ifyalways, our forefathers did not get their wives with 20 crates of Fanta, 20 crates of "Big Stout", 20 kegs of palmwine, 10 cartons of Omo/Elephant, 100 bars of truck and Duck soap, 50 Holland Wax, 100 Akwete, 17 packs of Marlboro and Benson, 5 cows, 100 chickens. . . etc  So wtf is "traditional" with Tura, Marlboro and Imperial Lather? Na Igbo people 'invent' Marlboro, Tura and Joy soap? 

See how some Igbo people injected all manners of weirdness in'' traditional'' wedding. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding for Opanka sandals, Microwave ovens  and emerald rings. What happened to the good ol dwarf goats, Akwete, Wax, Coral beads (African Bling bling ) and untainted palmie? Now if the groom decides to throw a party in the gates of heaven, nobody can stop him, but injecting  weird items like Joy soap, St. Moritz and Tura is just. . . silly. 

Anyone wanna marry an Igbo girl without buying pink unicorns and winged elephants, hit me up and I will supply you with the lenient territories and no-go territories. . .

This is all traditional wedding oh, we've not even started church wedding yet. Seriously a white girl is looking so good right now. With a white girl I don't have to spent my life saving.

Says who? What does 'wawa' mean? Do you know why they are called 'wawa' people?

Simply speaking, Wawa people are Enugu state folks who the wawa lingo is part of their dialect

Wa = No
Wawa = Emphatic NO

ogidi go and get a second job jare

$osisi:

ogidi go and get a second job jare

No need, I'll marry a white girl.

where is outlaw again,

shoo, white girls that cant cook u ofe onugbu, ogbono, okuru, egusi, nsala, ukpo, etc? you want to be eating pizza and coke all the time? chicken wings and bread eh? you nefa ready.

now my good friend from tanzania is doing the 22 credits with 2 jobs cafeteria (i know cuz we work here together) and campus safety job)

*Hauwa*:

where is outlaw again,

shoo, white girls that cant cook u ofe onugbu, ogbono, okuru, egusi, nsala, ukpo, etc? you want to be eating pizza and coke all the time? chicken wings and bread eh? you nefa ready.

now my good friend from tanzania is doing the 22 credits with 2 jobs cafeteria (i know cuz we work here together) and campus safety job)

My sister what do you think I've been eating for the past two years, shoot I only eat Nigerian food when I go home on the weekends so I'm not worried about that

u be wayo and awful guy

go and pay the bride price and stop whinning

Pay bride price and empty out your savings. No thank you, Nigerian women are not that important

dont forget to tell our sister from Wawa that. hopefully she no allow you chop . . . fair enough

*Hauwa*:

dont forget to tell our sister from Wawa that. hopefully she no allow you chop . . . fair enough

you tell you i'm wawa

I didn't know people still pay bride price especially those abroad.

chiogo:

I didn't know people still pay bride price especially those abroad.

Not always, say I like you and want to marry you, I'll not be paying the bride price because you and I are abroad, that's a new law the just came up with.

OgidiBoy:

Not always, say I like you and want to marry you, I'll not be paying the bride price because you and I are abroad, that's a new law the just came up with.

new law ke? Well, in American weddings, the woman's family pays. Is that what you're talking about?

Exactly my dear, see if you and I were to get married, your family has to pay for every thing, all i need to do is get the rings.

LOL story story. America or no America, It's still not a Nigerian culture regardless of where you reside. I personally won't pay for my wedding.
Thank God for being a Nigerian. I can contribute just a little.

chiogo:

LOL story story. America or no America, It's still not a Nigerian culture regardless of where you reside. I personally won't pay for my wedding.
Thank God for being a Nigerian. I can contribute just a little.

Chiogo you are getting too Americanized, your folks need to send you back to our village to learn our culture.which one is "contribute"

OgidiBoy:

Chiogo you are getting too Americanized, your folks need to send you back to our village to learn our culture.which one is "contribute"

The village girls share my views too. Abi do women pay in naija? you're lucky if she even contributes a penny.

OgidiBoy:

Chiogo you are getting too Americanized, your folks need to send you back to our village to learn our culture.which one is "contribute"

Better leaveher, she no want

Where's Hauwa sef? I don dey miss her wahala small small

FL Gators:

Better leaveher, she no want

Where's Hauwa sef? I don dey miss her wahala small small

who tell you she no want, when you was gone earlier chiogo was flirting with me and giving me signs she liked me.

chiogo:

The village girls share my views too. Abi do women pay in naija? you're lucky if she even contributes a penny.

Dear later when mommy come home from work ask her about our culture.

Chiogo, tell me its a lie o.

This bobo is B.R.O.K.E

FL Gators:

Chiogo, tell me its a lie o.

This bobo is B.R.O.K.E

Gators na your big brother you dey yap like that oh I'm just financially challenged right now that's all

Financial challenge = BROKE.

LOL. I'm trespassing. That's Hauwa's way of getting your attention.

FL Gators:

Financial challenge = BROKE.

LOL. I'm trespassing. That's Hauwa's way of getting your attention.

Gators for real though, why do you think Hauwa even notices me she's a nice girl and all but I don't think she even looks my way. Is there something I'm not seeing here ?

OgidiBoy:

Gators for real though, why do you think Hauwa even notices me she's a nice girl and all but I don't think she even looks my way. Is there something I'm not seeing here ?

Face your girlfriend. Naija men, never satisfied

FL Gators:

Face your girlfriend. Naija men, never satisfied

If you say so my sister, I was just wondering ooo that's all. I won't mind having Hauwa on the side, the girl knows everything about food unlike my gf