There was a Nigerian who had only one testicle and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!". The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.

Then one day, a young woman named BLUE BIRD forgot and said "Good morning, Onestone"

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her the next day until BLUE BIRD died from exhaustion.

The word got around the Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named YELLOW BIRD returned to the village after being away. YELLOW BIRD, who was BLUE BIRD'S cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said "Good to see you Onestone"

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then made love to her all day and all night, made love to her all day the next day, made love to her all night the next day, but YELLOW BIRD wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?

YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

u dey madt oo

people dey o.....naija is really a zoo.

We need govt to create more jobs for the jobless youth to curb the menace of writing rubbish stories and the agony of reading them

you need to be banned.

So a woman is glamourizing rape? Tpiah1 , please come here with your horsewhip. Someone needs it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa .... Stories that touch indeed