sixtus3606:
my new logo! (please pardon my intrusion)

critics are welcome

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Who the logo epp?

Mr capableben, how capable are you sef, oyahh meet me for my room sharperly

oye9ja:
This OP na Futy student. Abi na lie op? Which department u dey? Na Engineering department?

No, i think its unibadan

rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

Now you know

Oya kontinun op, I ll report u to efcc oooo

No time for shakara writer.im out

Interesting

Guy where's the remaining story na? Lalasticlala don move you come fp now o. Maybe the Op has no fuel for generator or power supply to charge his phone/laptop.

grab chair...popcorn n orijin

Capableben:
Oya na

well done OP....checked ur profile and saw ur location....I served in Jalingo, know precisely...are u also from the state?

ehix89:
You are beautiful...

Why are you lying?

Taolyn4lif:

Who the logo epp?

why don't u just skip past??

Taolyn4lif:

Who the logo epp?

why don't u just skip past??

jboy73:


Yes yes
This is what we go through ... My experience was worst than what this guy gonna type.

Beautiful girls like u makes me go crazy.

So bad up till now I never get chick.

see how guy dey wash gal.....continue oniro

rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

And always say yes...it will encourage us...

Capableben:
6: Oga Coach


[b]He rolled again and then opened his eyes; impulsively, he checked the time on his watch.The time said 6:30Pm. He raised his head up and saw me seating on the next bunk beside him, anxiously waiting for him to wake up.

"Chris, you've finally woken up, I've been waiting on you like forever", I muttered.
"Yeaaa, have you read the book i asked you to read?"
"Sure, I read it twice"
"Good, we continue tomorrow. I will reveal the code to you tomorrow and we meet her next tomorrow, you meet her I meant", he instructed.
My eyes bulged at the thought of me meeting Maryam face-face to tell her about my feelings for her; but however it may be at this point I was ready for any aftermath.

The following day we set off.We needed a quiet and serene environment; the campus 'Love garden' was the right place. In a short time, we got there and my coach started.

"This code im about to teach you has 3 levels.The eye contact lesson, voice pitch lesson and gait lesson", he said.
"Yes, Yes", I said while nodding my head and noting down in my jotter. The commitment I had for this was strange, I haven't had such for my Thermodynamics lectures even.
"We will start with the eye contact lesson.

You know, you don't look at a lady the way you look at a guy.When you meet her and strike a conversation, make sure you look straight into her eye balls. It shows her that you are bold and free, even if you are shy". Chris continued talking and making gestures while I passionately took notes. At the end of the day, we were able to cover the "code" He taught me the particular gait to walk with , the charisma to exude and even how deep my voice should be when talking to Maryam and boy did I learn well.[/b]

is it UNILORIN?

rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

. Ello Bae, that is what we face o, u look pretty I bet u r pretty inside too.... Will u be my bae

Ok...b4 OP wakes up...time for questions....
Summary.
1. In one word, describe the processes men go through to woo a lady.
2. How do u refer to 'woo' in your language?

rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

lol... A guy has to rehearse and get really prepared to woo a long time crush. Funny enough, his crush may just ignore him or end up not taking him seriously. ''Life goes on anyway'', he encourages himself and move on. Ladies can easily turn guys down but don't have the courage to woo their own crush.

On the other hand, no one is to be blamed. People have different choices. Guys can't just have all the ladies they crush on. And ladies can't just accept all their chykers.

Hartthex:

And always say yes...it will encourage us...

You mean we should always open our honeypot for you guys? Hmmm I don't know about that one.

emilyone:
Mr capableben, how capable are you sef, oyahh meet me for my room sharperly

Like say you go fit stand am....

Op na wetin na? Better come and finish what you started

Billiondoe:


You mean we should always open our honeypot for you guys? Hmmm I don't know about that one.

I ddnt suggest that o...just say yes.
Buh babe...u fyn o... will u be my bae?

muhamadnur:
Breaking news! Breaking news! Breaking news.
OP is involved in a ghastly bicycle accident.
Last respect. R.i.P.P

wicked

Story

jboy73:


Yes yes
This is what we go through ... My experience was worst than what this guy gonna type.

Beautiful girls like u makes me go crazy.

So bad up till now I never get chick.

Op oya kontiniu before i.....

sixtus3606:
my new logo! (please pardon my intrusion)

critics are welcome

***MODIFIED*****

I DESIGNED IT

So? And you can't create a thread?

SANDOSKI:


E don finish oo make we manage dis one...

No spoil show 4 us oo

jidxin:


is it UNILORIN?

I thought as much.... LT3, Love garden(4 student affairs side), front of library e.t.c

See dis yeye op sha! U no fit put all ur story for one land abi, make I dey look for am all over the street(thread) ok make I form omo onile for here, u go waka pass here to go write continuation for another land, then I go catch.

My popcorn don cold now! Mtcheew.

N.B: dis land is not for sale, beware of fore 1 noun. It belongs to buratai's inlaw. Ask the shiites!

Billiondoe:
Guy where's the remaining story na? Lalasticlala don move you come fp now o. Maybe the Op has no fuel for generator or power supply to charge his phone/laptop.

. Billiondoe is a fine girl
But wait
Is that your real name