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Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by jonaifame22(m): 5:35pm On May 22, 2016
hmmmmm,today I was In church with other faithful worshippers and the service flowed along like the river Nile and then the man of God came on the podium and every body stood up in respect of the great bishop oyedepo, as we stood,right in front me just a little bit to the right, I saw something soooooo big at first I thought that it was the Kilimanjaro mountain that was right before me and as a man of faith I wanted to ask the mountain to move frm where it was to yonder place just as Jesus said we can do if we have faith jus like a mustard seed because it block my sight,but on a proper look I saw that what was in front of me was not a mountain but rather it was a yansh belonging to female specie, chai my blood waxed hot like I have been under a very hot sun,
Then the bishop asked us to ask God for an encounter with his word all the while my eyes feasted on the enormous size of her yansh and in my mind I wondered that the creator of this giant sized yansh must be a great God in deed,jus as I wondered abt this sight before me, I felt a warm sensation within my boxer short region and on further research I realised it was my dick and I noticed that it had gained additional length as well as width and thickness,I jus cldnt help wondering why my dick is jus so I'll-mannered that it cld not respect itself and stay calm despite what I saw instead it chose to raise it's ugly head and erect itself right in the presence of the most High.
hmmmmmmmmm right in my mind different thoughts raced through my mind like it's the third mainland bridge and I jus wished the bishop will ask us to go to 3 people and hug them telling I LOVE YOU, chai i swear I wld have left every one on my roll and go to her and hug her so tight that it will take half of the angels in heaven to break me away from her,
to be honest I gained nothing in church today as lustful thoughts occupied my mind,I swear next week Sunday no big yanshed gal will distract me from my blessings

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Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by peeparty(m): 5:39pm On May 22, 2016
Really sickening..
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by obiorathesubtle: 5:42pm On May 22, 2016
And that was how Jonah returned to troll romance section with his ridiculous stories..

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Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by jonaifame22(m): 7:37pm On May 22, 2016
peeparty:
Really sickening..
wat is sickening?
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by jonaifame22(m): 9:35pm On May 22, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
And that was how Jonah returned to troll romance section with his ridiculous stories..
undecided
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by Nobody: 9:45pm On May 22, 2016
Mediapace what do you have to say?
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by IamLEGEND1: 10:06pm On May 22, 2016
I no get time to read that thing.
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by teekay213(m): 10:43pm On May 22, 2016
jonaifame22:
wat is sickening?
same here bro.i just go to see yansh no word dey enter sef.

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Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by Mediapace: 10:46pm On May 22, 2016
@Juhan Nothing bad with girls endowed sitting in the front,the problem is the type of attires they put on.

Imagine a girl coming to church with a very tight skirt,do you now the number of pricks that will stand because of her and op you too should control your sight wink.

Ladies pls take note,when coming to church pls dress as if you are going for an UGLY CONTEST grin,SAVE OUR .....
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by jonaifame22(m): 7:53am On May 23, 2016
Mediapace:
@Juhan Nothing bad with girls endowed sitting in the front,the problem is the type of attires they put on.

Imagine a girl coming to church with a very tight skirt,do you now the number of pricks that will stand because of her and op you too should control your sight wink.

Ladies pls take note,when coming to church pls dress as if you are going for an UGLY CONTEST grin,SAVE OUR .....
my guy in fact you need to see me pocket my hands in other to hold my dick down thru my right trouser pocket,it now got to a stage that I cld fell some sweet sensation on my Dickie so i quickly removed my hands before person go release inside church cos even my hand was not helping matters!
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by Nobody: 2:58pm On May 23, 2016
Mediapace:
@Juhan Nothing bad with girls endowed sitting in the front,the problem is the type of attires they put on.

Imagine a girl coming to church with a very tight skirt,do you now the number of pricks that will stand because of her and op you too should control your sight wink.

Ladies pls take note,when coming to church pls dress as if you are going for an UGLY CONTEST grin,SAVE OUR .....
yeah true. You're really making sense these days grin tongue grin
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by Mediapace: 3:34pm On May 23, 2016
Ehn Ehn !!! Me bah,Don't worry. Lemme keep your cain aside.
How was your day though angry
juhan:
yeah true. You're really making sense these days grin tongue grin
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by makydebbie(f): 4:06pm On May 23, 2016
the only thing i like about this post...is that op attends my church
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 4:21pm On May 23, 2016
makydebbie:
the only thing i like about this post...is that op attends my church
So ure d big ass girl?
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by makydebbie(f): 4:35pm On May 23, 2016
HIGHESTPOPORI:
So ure d big ass girl?
lol..no..
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by jonaifame22(m): 6:10pm On May 23, 2016
makydebbie:
the only thing i like about this post...is that op attends my church
did you see copeland when he came?
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by makydebbie(f): 6:16pm On May 23, 2016
jonaifame22:
did you see copeland when he came?
no..i attend winners chapel @ accra
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by demzylahot(m): 6:21pm On May 23, 2016
makydebbie:
lol..no..
You should have claimed it by faith grin
Re: Big Yanshed Gals Shld Be Given A Separate Wing In Church, Pls See Why by jonaifame22(m): 6:39pm On May 23, 2016
makydebbie:
no..i attend winners chapel @ accra
alright!

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