lodphil:
is something wrong with ur legs?

Lolz, she was about to poo and u know the rest.

Leeeekeeee:

Sure... Afterall its coming from their member...

meaning?

Freakypinky:
I have both.

Says who? Okay, how many PMs have you replied in the last 7 days? You see now; you have none.

ivyy:



So on point.

Nice parachute hairstyle. If I ever have to jump out of an aircraft without a chute, I want to be sitting next to you. Can it also spin and attain weightlessness?

Haute:

Nice parachute hairstyle. If I ever have to jump out of an aircraft without a chute, I want to be sitting next to you. Can it also spin and attain weightlessness?

Don't kill me with laugh abeg

MetaHuman:
with your freaky forehead like Samsung tablet

firstking01:
My sister, how will we know?, your pix tho??

Haute:

Says who? Okay, how many PMs have you replied in the last 7 days? You see now; you have none.

firstking01:
My sister, how will we know?, your pix tho??

Whats wrong with you guys she's beautiful stop teasing her.

UIA04:



Whats wrong with you guys she's beautiful stop teasing her.

She's also cocky.

Haute:

She's also cocky.

Why are guys always annoyed when a girl confidently says she's beautiful, but when these same guys have baby girls never stop reminding them that they are Queens, and beautiful and to say so to themselves.

Aren't those double standards.

dollyjoy:
meaning?

So you don't understand what he meant...Na wa oo...Must person "Use all his/her mouth to say something"?

Lol, there are people who genuinely believe these Mugabe quotes? People will believe anything on the internet, so many stupiid people on here.

Charliiee:
Lol, there are people who genuinely believe these Mugabe quotes? People will believe anything on the internet, so many stupiid people on here.

No mind dem... It's amusing most ppl actually believe Mugabe came up with those quotes flying around d Internet

dollyjoy:
meaning?

you re worgly..

Freakypinky:
I have both.

lucky u then,but we need prove,can I come with my X-ray machine?

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?"

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..

Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on face

R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,

Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for? Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks

Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe

Leeeekeeee:

you re worgly..

Yea
I know,you don't need to remind me handsome

idu1:
Is the man really saying all this things?

thank you, does he, really?

firstking01:
I first started picking interest in this man when he told obama that he will only legalize same sex marriage in his country if and only if obama will marry him, hilarious