1. Can I still enter ‘small’ if you are ‘seeing blood’?
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Oga, you seriously need to fear God o! Enter where?
‘ seeing blood’ bawo? Doesn’t it have a name? It is
called menstruation, dude. And no, you cannot enter
small…

2. Why didn’t you tell me before hand?
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Kai! I know we have a monthly calendar but most
times, our calculation is either two days ahead or two
day prior to the calculated date. Sorry, the chucking
will have to be suspended till next week.

What's this one saying lol

.. What is this?

3. Is it real blood?

No sir, it is ketchup mixed with Mile 12 tomatoes.

4. When will it finish so that I can enter again?

Dear bae, we do not know either. As much as we
enjoy chucking too, some periods may last for five
days on an average. It could be longer. Check back in
two weeks. No show for now.

5. Do you want to do?

Well, we are divided about this, really. While some
ladies are like: “Oh please! Do you know how messy
menstruation is? Plus the sore vagina we carry
about? Do you know how heavy, sluggish and sore we
feel? Other women are like : “Give it to me baby! Take
me baby!” Na una sabi that one!

6. Why are you acting like a mad woman na?

Me? Mad woman…Have you experienced cramps
before? Do you know how many liters of blood I
release during menstruation? Egbon, it is over!

7. Why are you wearing Beyonce pants? What
happened to your G-string?

Boda, it is for better for worse. If you like me in g
string, you should like me in granny panties as well.
Who g-string abi g-rope epp?

8. Is it painful?

No, its not painful. Bring your laps, let me cut it open.
Then, imagine someone grabbing your little johnny ,
twisting it for one week; every month for over 40
years of your life. While this happens, you’ll also be
bleeding profusely from your most intimate area,
experiencing head and back aches, nausea, bloating,
sore boobs and mood swings, and you’ll either need
the bathroom twice as often to check if you are
leaking or not. Guy, don’t ask me that question again,
biko.

Hilarious pics.

Gosh! I've never seen a thread this dry.

Failed humour attempt

9. Do you wear pampers all the time?
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*sigh* First of all, it is not pampers. Oya, say P-A-D!
Pad not pampers. And yes, we wear it all day during
menstruation.

Only 4 can be said to be true, others seems silly.

10. What can we do to make it better?

Ehen! Five things actually, especially in this Buhari
era…
1. Plant us a tomato garden(I heard one ball goes for
N500 now)
2. Get us painkillers and serve as human pillow
3. Cry with us
4.Buy us whatever we need,(including Range rover
sport and a duplex in Chevy view, Lekki)

lol...its not easy..

women wahala


















#irespectwomen.

makydebbie:
lol...its not easy..

but can i enter small?

Estharfabian:
Guys really Ask this?


Seriously??

I, on behalf of all the guys on nland disown the op and his past and future articles.

STFUareyouG0d:
Gosh! I've never seen a thread this dry.

Failed humour attempt

as in eh!



Xo boring! *yawns*

sinaj:
as in eh!



Xo boring! *yawns*

seriously


Make we pour am water

thozin:
but can i enter small?

first of all...you have to lick it dry...chop the pad...and you can enter small!

makydebbie:
first of all...you have to lick it dry...chop the pad...and you can enter small!

WHAT!!!....i will send you a puppy 2 do dat shit...wait for me oh

makydebbie:
first of all...you have to lick it dry...chop the pad...and you can enter small!

Hehehe he. ...#yimu as if u Wil give him

elov:


Hehehe he. ...#yimu as if u Wil give him

lol

makydebbie:
lol

baby come to my houze

Fear anything that can bleed for 3/5 days and not die..

lol

The poster above me sef, wetin she dey even feel like??

Yawns soo hard. See what hardship has caused the op. The pictures no even follow at all, and those questions are perhaps asked by guys in their first relationships. Doesn't appear real to me

LecciGucci:

baby come to my houze

why?