Guys, let’s be real. You have not been the perfect husband. But today, you get a
clean slate. Just grab your bae and say this after us.
***side eyes at those who will defect***


1. Dear Wifey


I promise to stop referring to your friends as witches.
Even though they look, laugh and dress like witches. They
make you happy and your happiness is all that matters

2. I promise to be more understanding when you say no to sex. I mean headaches can be very painful. I just don’t get how it should affect the s3x because I am making love to you down there, not in you head. Still, I’ll be understanding


she said no but you try to take it like a man***

**Chilling**

3. When the kids come to me for food, I promise to think of more proactive ways to solve the problem besides “go and meet your mother”

4. I promise to pay attention and actually listen when you are having “the talk” with me. Even though all I can think about is how big your b[][]bs look and how I can’t wait to play with them later

lewispius:
3. When the kids come to me for food, I promise to
think of more proactive ways to solve the problem besides
“go and meet your mother”

Na this dey make men have pot belly[size=8pt][/size]

5. I promise to try and be the husband you portray me to be on Instagram though I dislike the pictures of me that you put there. I always look like your house-boy while you look super gorgeous.
Abi photoshop is only for YOU***

Lol

K

6. I promise to accept full responsibility for emotional quarrels instead of blaming it on your period, your hormones or you. Although I still believe that you can be a little bit irrational most of the time and that is because you are a woman

bah not funny

7. Every time your…sorry, our son exhibits rascally behavior, I promise not to blame it on your side of the family. My family has a history of propriety and decency that dates back 5 generations but hey, that’s just history right?





See ur head like ur Mother's own***

Noted