You come online and saw a topic with the most catchy title. It has just one post and one view so you start celebrating your FTC.

You open it and the OP is mamag33.




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And it is about her neighbour.






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God why?

For your mind you're like this girl is drunk in mumuism







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You close the thread and continues to scroll.



I must be FTC today.

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Lol........






*Falls from Afang tree










Op abeg free mamag33 for me I be her number one fan...

Dat mama G sha



Her posts r annoying

You saw another one that has gathered many views and comments. No hope for FTC again so you decide to look for a babe instead. But when you open it, you saw that smellymouth has konobied all the babes.

You be like.







I salute baba umunwanyi.

You scroll down a little and saw Tallesty1 and Naijaboiy starting a fight with feminists, you be like




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lol

You clicked on a bae's and saw the hottest assets, you're like dam!

Lol.


I




Will


Be



Back..

You PM'ed her and prayed for a response like.








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Two hrs later, no response so you decide to get your grandfathers jazz involved.




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Finally she replies and asks for pix because you don't have any on your profile.

You gathered accessories from your homies and be like




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She likes your pix and agrees to date you and you be like.





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The whole world must hear this.

You ask for a nude and she agrees to send after the first shakara.






You be like


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Then she sends this.


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Afang

you know that leaf wella;P, my best soup?

And you're like.





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Oya o. Kondomatik come finish your tori.

Lmaooooo
Dis is funny
Grabs popcorn
Hateu2 comma stay beside me Biko thankgod ure back my love



Op let mamag cash u ooo

Happy with what you saw, you fixed a date but when she showed up in real life she's like.




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These guys, una funny no be small

..

You're so shocked when you saw her that you forgot you came with a friends car.

So you grabbed the nearest okada man and fled the scene like.


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It is almost time to return your friend's car but you can't go back to get it because you stole a bike at the scene.




So you're here wondering why Seun opened nairaland.




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Then END.

Smellymouth:


@ kondomatik,i nor konoby any babe oo





Am just jejely on my own with sinaj

You have konobied sinaj nah.



It is official