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Must Read: The Church Accountant (season 3) 18+… Part 20 by dankuruso: 7:04pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
The following day in the office, the new Associate Pastor (AP)
was introduced to us in the church. Also he was allocated his
office and immediately he settled down, I heard a buzz on my
intercom
Me: hello sir
AP: This is the Associate Pastor. Please come into my office. (call
ends)
I went to meet him in the office. As soon as I entered his office
and greeted him
AP: Accountant, I want you to be submitting daily fund position
to my desk every morning before devotion.
Me: sir, you are not the Head of Station that I should be giving the
daily Imprest position to. So…..
AP: do you want to dare me Accountant?
I kept quiet because I don’t want to create a scene. Immediately I
left his office and went inside my office. I tried calling the Senior
Pastor but his number wasn’t going through. Few hours later,
the Senior Pastor called me and as I got to his office I met the
Associate Pastor with him discussing.
SP: Accountant, what is it I am hearing this morning? Associate
Pastor said that you should be submitting a report to him and
you refused.
Me: Sir, he is requesting for DFP
SP: (turning to the AP) ARE YOU THE HEAD OF STATION
AP: Sir, in my former station, the DFP is always being done and I
always have a copy of it.
SP: Lailai. It is only the Head of Station that is entitled to it.
Me: Sirs. I want to take my leave.
SP: Henceforth, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SUBMIT THE DFP TO ME
AND TO ME ALONE
Me: Ok sir. (I exit)
When I got back to my office, I called Titilayo’s number. She
picked it almost immediately
Titilayo: omo olojo ibi, don’t be angry for what happened
yesterday.
Me: (sighs) ok mo ti gbo. How are you?
Titilayo: I am fine dear. Just that I’m missing you.
Me: I am missing you too. Just that we were not together.
Titilayo: that reminds me. You need to call my dad.
Me: what happened?
Titilayo: he said he wants to speak with you.
Me: ok. Send his number.
Titilayo: don’t you have his number?
Me: you know that I flashed my phone and all the numbers were
gone.
Titilayo: ok love… I will (call ends)
After she sent the phone number, I dialled it almost immediately.
Me: Daddy, good afternoon sir
Daddy Titilayo: good afternoon. Please who am I speaking with?
Me: My name is Mike Olatunji, Titilayo’s friend
Daddy Titilayo: ok, how can I help you?
Me: Titilayo was the one that gave me your number to call you
sir.
Daddy Titilayo: ok……………………………are you the one that finished
from OAU?
Me: yes sir.
Daddy Titilayo: how are you dear?
Me: I am fine sir.
Daddy Titilayo: that’s good. Where are you?
Me: I am in Ibadan.
Daddy Titilayo: where?
Me: Ile Tuntun area along NIHORT road.
Daddy Titilayo: that is very good. What about your parents? And
where are they living?
Me: both are doing just great and they are living in Ijebu – Ode.
Daddy Titilayo: I would like to see you.
Me: when and where sir?
Daddy Titilayo: I will contact our daughter to tell you when we
would meet
Me: ok sir.
Daddy Titilayo: I will save your number and call you later.
Me: alright sir.
Daddy Titilayo: I got to go. Talk with you later
Me: bye sir. (Call ends)
After the call I saw a message from Kafeeya “We need to see and
talk – Love ya”. As I wanted to respond the message, Mercy
came inside my office
(Switches to pidgin)
Mercy: howdy, lover boy?
Me: madam, how una dey?
Mercy: see me see favour. You dey answer question with
question
Me: na you sabi. How your pipul?
Mercy: dem dey o. hope una slept wella for me?
Me: I sleep like apako.
She wan come for my side where I siddon. Na im I con tell am
Me: Mercy make una no kobalise me. Pastor Omenka dey SP
office and I no wan make
person come enter like that.
Mercy: I wan make you sexvice my engine
Me: you no well. Abeg, make una come buy food. Hunger dey
wire me wella.
Mercy: you get food wey dey tanda for your front you still dey
hungry.
Me: Mercy, you wan make dem use my head fry dried stockfish?
Mercy: I bring food come but you go pay.
Me: no wahala.
(turns to English)
She quickly went to bring the food, shared it and went back to
her post. As I wanted to eat, I received a call
Me: hello
My Pastor: Mike, this is not our agreement
Me: Daddy!!! E ma binu simi.
My Pastor: you promised that you will be coming for our special
programmes but since when you resumed, you never had the
time of calling let alone coming for the programme.
Me: please daddy I am sorry sir. I promise I won`t fail
My Pastor: We are starting the annual 15 days fasting and prayer
and I want you to participate in it.
Me: ok…..
My Pastor: or have you eaten?
Me: I am just about to.
My Pastor: I would love that you join us.
Me: ok. I will suspend the food.
My Pastor: how is Sis Titilayo?
Me: she`s fine sir.
My Pastor: Tell her not to travel anywhere. Because I saw her
running and blood was flowing on the ground.
Me: ah!!! She told me she was going to Jos for a wedding.
My Pastor: I would appreciate it if she cancels the journey.
Me: ok daddy. I will tell her right away.
As soon as the call ends, I called Titilayo
Me: omo ele, how are you?
Titilayo: I am fine.
Me: where are you now?
Titilayo: I am in Jos now infact…….. (ends call)
Me: hello……. Hello………. Are you there? (no response)
To Be Continued…
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