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Deeper Life brethren have a G.S and they preach holiness and dress moderately with biblical doctrines.. RCCG people have G.O and they are mixed up with earthly glory inclination and breakthrough teaching... Living Faith people have bishop, and they don't hide their passion and doctrine for prosperity and worldly possession... And so on.. But when it comes to MONEY, there is no difference between Deeper Life, RCCG, Living faith, majority are unfaithful with money. When it comes to matter of money, you will not know who attends Deeper Life again or who is a winner, majority are unfaithful with money; majority want to borrow without paying, majority want to lie because of money, majority turn violent about money, majority want to "settle" to get things done, majority give and collects bribe and call it different names. Majority of "devoted" Christians in Africa in different denominations have same G.O, same doctrine and same god, which is Mammon - love of money. Repent of your unfaithfulness with money. |
Re: For Ladies Only by shobam1410(m): 3:19pm On Jul 15, 2022 |
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Re: For Ladies Only by shobam1410(m): 2:58pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
I told someone I'm not gonna dance on my wedding and she said, "Ah, laise melankolik." I con siddon think am well well. In some ways, I think I might be a melan.cholic. My eyes have seen 'ten' and I'm now almost morose. My life is no longer about emotions but simply about right and wrong. I'm not easily amused. Eight out of ten times when I smile, it's fake. Where most people find pleasure, is often bland to me. I just don't see why I'll dance on my wedding. Kinni n dun ninu deero mi? Favour said, perhaps I should see a therapist. Five minutes into the therapy, I was already thinking, "Kini werey eleyi n so to n dun lenu e? Alaye ko fokin danu." Then at the wedding, they're like, "Oko'yawo da?" That appellation irritates me, omoh! Oko'yawo ko, oko ale ni. And then the MC would be like, "Now, it's time for the couple to dance" and I would be like "Se were o mo se Solomon? Se mo so fun pe mo fe jo ni?" "Baby, c'mon, let's go dance naaau." I'll just chuckle. "Folake, Folake, Folake, eemelo ni mo pe e? Ma je n kanra mo e o. Moni mio jo, ab'oran wa n be ni?" "Beht baby, issawa wedding naw." Ganran ti n ba dide bayi, mo n lole niyen. "T'oba jo tan, wa bami lotel". One of the bridesmaids doublecrossing me, "Bro Moshood, the people from Ondo haven't eaten." In my thoughts, I'll be like, "Ah! S'awon were yi o ni baye mi je leni bai? Se ki n tun sorami di semo ni?" but I'll rather say, "Wo, Tawfikah, call those boys serving. No be me first do wedding inside this life. K'everybody ko fokin." Solomon heaving into the mic, "Moshood Oko'yawo, where are you going again? It's time to dance na. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the latest couple in town!!!" I'll just shake my head. "It's drag you should comman drag me. Latest couple in the sanga le ma ri. Maybe na only me dey here. Bolaji can't dance? Ogun Ramoni can't dance?" One of my friends follows me. "eBay, eBay, how far? Where that guy holding the key to the drinks room?" I'll just sigh heavily. Oniranu. "I don't know where he is. Sha help me call my wife." Wife comes. "Folake, jia ma lo," I urge. "Ah, why?" she moans. "Why are you doing like this? What happened? Our guests are still here na." "Ehn, se kawa lo funwon lomu ni? Moni o jia lo." "Rara, mio lo o. We can't do that. We haven't danced." At that moment, I realize pe wonti fijo sepe fun my dear. She runs to call Imperial Prince Abolore. "Iwo lo lo fe melankolik. Kilo wa expect? Se melans ma n jo ni?" Sotan? Ani kalo disvirgin arawa lotel, onijo elesinrin kan lo fe maa jo kaakiri adugbo. Awon ara Ile-Ife naa lawon fe spray me. Moni kan fimi le, kan lo spray GTB-0050731737. Bismillahi. The MC himself comes, "eBay, oya naw, aw far? Time is going na." "O mo pe time is going loni ki n wa jo. If you don't goan finish this wedding in the next ten minutes, you won't see me again, much less see your balance collect. Mio jo, mio se nada. K'everybody ko fokin danu." Wife later comes to meet me in the hotel room, lies next to me quietly while I pretend to have fallen asleep. She's thinking, have I not mismarried laidis? Iwo l'ómo o. Tinu ba bimi, mole sope mio tie marry mo. Mio tie sun otel mo. Mo n lole. E ko fokin. Moral: Don't ask me to dance at my wedding, or any wedding for that matter. E ma je n sepe o. - Lord eBay (and his random ruminations, 2022) #eStreetWriters |
Re: For Ladies Only by shobam1410(m): 12:46pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
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Re: For Ladies Only by shobam1410(m): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2022 |
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Re: For Ladies Only by shobam1410(m): 6:07pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
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