Two of the biggest challenges men face when seducing women are how to start and how to finish. The first procedure in scoring with a girl is getting a number. Unless you are ‘chipoing' her at a club. Getting a number is much easier than you might think.

The absolute best way to leave with her contacts is to ASSUME THE SALE.
What am I talking about? Simply hand her your smart phone and say:
“Key in your number. I’ll hit you up with a plan sometime.”
Say it with a wry smile. She won’t knock your phone away, trust me.

Why does this work so well?

Like a Standard 4 teacher, let me outline the reasons for you:

-It is a boss move. By handing her the phone, you are taking charge of the situation. You are also not asking, you are demanding politely. Women get wet over dominant men

-It shows masculinity. Great men, curve out their own paths. They don’t beg to be allowed in. In a world where men are pleading and ASKING for a phone number, you will be TELLING her to put her number in. And she’ll be glad to know you want her

-It gives her expectations of greater things. She knows she’s just not giving you her number for nothing. She knows you will give her fun times.

What if she says she has a boyfriend?
Simply say
“You have a boyfriend? That’s great. So does my girlfriend”
Or
“Who said I want to take his role?”

And what if you meet the kind of chic who says ‘no’ before you even ask for anything?

Once in a while, you will always encounter the NO girl… Before you even cough a syllable, she shoots up her tattooed hand and shouts “No” or “Jipe shughuli”… and there you are looking all embarrassed and confused! People are probably laughing at you. Don’t worry, there’s no need to fret.

This type of chic is usually an above average bimbo who thinks she’s the hottest being on planet earth. Her programmed autonomic rejection is just an act she puts on for the sorry purpose of self-medicating her ever-vigilant ego.

The truly hot chics don’t do this this upuzi because 1) they aren’t approached that often by men (most guys are scared of them) and 2). they don’t have to be bitchy towards men to look cool.

The NO chic is often found in groups of her BFFs, because it’s fun for her to insta-reject a man for the amusement of her cackling bitch friends.

DO NOT LET THIS CHIC EMBARRASS YOU

If you display resentment or appear insulted, you are letting the No Girl win. Learn to dismiss her faggy theatrics with honed reactions such as these..

THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!”

YOU: “Hey chill out, I was just gonna tell you you have sukuma on your teeth.”

Telling her to “chill out” is important because you are avoiding embarrassment by embarrassing her instead. You want everyone within earshot distance to understand she’s crazy for reacting so hostilely. Social shaming is bitch taming. Anyday anytime

Alternate version:

THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!”

YOU: “Hey chill out, I came over to talk to your friend.”
There’s also the nonverbal response:

THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!”

YOU: *high five the girl’s outstretched hand and walks away*

Happy hunting and remember: the number is just the beginning and should be the ‘last resort’.

Bigmillz

I didn't read any of tat.... But TRUST me when I tell you...I DOESN'T work....

Enough with all these guidelines... jeez

Na our Nigerian babes you want tell 'chill out' I laugh in Swahili

Oga, Naija girls no dey like oyinbo oh, Wetin work on Nneka, fit no work on Angela.

MrKamar:
Na our Nigerian babes you want tell 'chill out' I laugh in Swahili

I have told a gud numba of gals chill out. It's depends on de dude dats is tell dwm

What if she says she has a boyfriend?
Simply say
“You have a boyfriend? That’s great. So does my girlfriend”
Or
“Who said I want to take his role?


I enjoyed this part

kunlesufyan:
What if she says she has a boyfriend?
Simply say
“You have a boyfriend? That’s great. So does my girlfriend”
Or
“Who said I want to take his role?


I enjoyed this part

Classic

halfricanadian:


Classic

As wear,its past your bed time ...what's keeping u awake?

kunlesufyan:

As wear,its past your bed time ...what's keeping u awake?

Dunno

halfricanadian:


Dunno

Ok...let's chat on watsapp if you are down 08039140580

kunlesufyan:

Ok...let's chat on watsapp if you are down 08039140580

i just came today o

I shd add u up

;
send ur number in d secret na

halfricanadian:


i just came today o

I shd add u up

;
send ur number in d secret na

Yeah add me...lol..I already posted it sha

kunlesufyan:

Yeah add me...lol..I already posted it sha

didnt grab it do d normal secret agenda way

halfricanadian:


didnt grab it do d normal secret agenda way

Hian...see.number there ,u.still want me to send it in secret..is your husband on nairaland ?

kunlesufyan:

Hian...see.number there ,u.still want me to send it in secret..is your husband on nairaland ?

Yes my husbands are on nairaland startinv with smelling mouth? No leg him catch u vizkiz nko
Nd so many i cant mention we are goin tru divorce stage sha

halfricanadian:


Yes my husbands are on nairaland startinv with smelling mouth? No leg him catch u vizkiz nko
Nd so many i cant mention we are goin tru divorce stage sha

Good for me na....you deserve better ,shey you know?

kunlesufyan:

Good for me na....you deserve better ,shey you know?

Yeah

halfricanadian:


Yeah

You are now forming for me,you v not heard stories of people meeting their heart rob online abi

kunlesufyan:

You are now forming for me,you v not heard stories of people meeting their heart rob online abi

Om my good look at dat face
You look like my next mistake
Love is a game wanna play ?
Got long list of ex lovers dey'll tell u im in sane


Mind u i can make all d tables turn

Cos i get drunk on jealous

Nd darling im a nightmare dress like a day dream ok?

Kno wat u wanna enter now

All dis are just preface

halfricanadian:


Om my good look at dat face
You look like my next mistake
Love is a game wanna play ?
Got long list of ex lovers dey'll tell u im in sane


Mind u i can make all d tables turn

Cos i get drunk on jealous

Nd darling im a nightmare dress like a day dream ok?

Kno wat u wanna enter now

All dis are just preface

Lol. All this english you are speaking ,msg me on watsapp..I actually havnt said I want to date you but now that uv said it..we can try

kunlesufyan:

Lol. All this english you are speaking ,msg me on watsapp..I actually havnt said I want to date you but now that uv said it..we can try

Wat part of im fully married a my ten fingers are filled with rings

Nd see as u are saying it like im entitled to do it by force

Guy is dis a military regime?

halfricanadian:


Wat part of im fully married a my ten fingers are filled with rings

Nd see as u are saying it like im entitled to do it by force

Guy is dis a military regime?

Lol...it his not,fully married lady up at this time .where is ya husband?

kunlesufyan:


Lol...it his not,fully married lady up at this time .where is ya husband?

With anoda woman which is also my teddy bear

halfricanadian:


With anoda woman which is also my teddy bear

Lol...ok oooo gud nyt married lady

u mus a lost puppy

halfricanadian:


Om my good look at dat face
You look like my next mistake
Love is a game wanna play ?
Got long list of ex lovers dey'll tell u im in sane


Mind u i can make all d tables turn

Cos i get drunk on jealous

Nd darling im a nightmare dress like a day dream ok?

Kno wat u wanna enter now

All dis are just preface

Aint she with Tom Hiddleston now? It'll always catch up with yall

halfricanadian:


Classic

welcome bak

i opened dis thread thinking a girl is a stark

KingRex1:
Aint she with Tom Hiddleston now? It'll always catch up with yall

donbenedict:
welcome bak

Awwwww thank you

At ur signature i want you