1. Literally what does an erection feel like? 2. What happens when you're feeling Hot and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt? 3. Balls! What are they good for?! Do we squeeze them? Leave 'em alone? 4. Do you ever feel weighed down by your penis? 5. Do you feel it dangling off your body? 6. Do you have a good relationship with your penis? 7. Are you perennially anxious about size? 8. Do you ever get worried it'll get crushed if you sleep naked and roll over? 9. Do you ever just play around with it? How fun is that? 10. How do you feel about jizz, generally speaking? 11. Can a penis be feminist ? 12. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? 13. Is one ball bigger than the other? If so, do you have a favorite? 14. Why do you love taking so many pictures of it? 15. Why don't you respect your penis enough to at least take ~flattering~ pictures of it? 16. Have you measured your penis? 17. What's the exact measurement? 18. Does deep-Drinking really feel that good or are you into it for cultural reasons? 19. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? 20. Does peeing sitting down feel cool and relaxing to you? 21. Why do you sometimes pretend your penis is a jackhammer during sex? 22. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? 23. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? 24. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? 25. Why do you like building buildings in the shape of joysticks so much? 26. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? 27. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? 28. How squishy is it? 29. (This is technically just a question for my crush) Does your penis like me? If so, why? If not, why?

haba, the questions too much na